I'm back betches.
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Topic: I'm back betches.
Posted By: sporx
Subject: I'm back betches.
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 1:22am
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Now, what has I missed on the infamous Tippmann T/O forum?
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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 1:26am
Whining and complaining!
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 1:28am
Weak.
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Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 1:32am
You missed the soap opera that is my life.
And Obama is a Nazi that wants your babies. I learned that.
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 1:32am
soo... same stuff basically. noobs come and go due to flaming and the huge blow ups of "There's no sniping in paintball debate"
then political talks, what kids are doing in college, post your pic threads, and the joyous drunk posts.
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Posted By: .636
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 1:39am
You missed a divorce, me finding myself, and learning enos has a child.
Where the hell were you
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 1:48am
^um. divorces are common (but who dumped who), you were there all along, and enos isn't a virgin?
um... i just been out keeping too myself too busy... alot, spend too much time on facebook(uber lame), and this place was getting really dull and boring there for a while so i decided to expand my interwebz horizons and found nothing. so i'm back here. (that's a really long run-on sentence)
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Posted By: .636
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 1:57am
Stratoaxe left his fiancee who was going to run away and join the navy with her life long friend who is gay.
I was not there all along, found out a better meaning in life and am moving far away from home in a few months.
Enos's son

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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 2:01am
he looks just like enos and much like rivers cuomo and frankie muniz.
sucks for Stratoaxe. well, then i take it that you found yourself as you gave up weed for lint. lol.
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Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 2:03am
Posted By: .636
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 2:04am
No, just had a few weeks of hard thought and came to some realizations on what i really need to do with life. hope i made the right ones or else i mess up not just my life, but my girlfriends too.
So did you go ahead with your carrier of a all backdoor adult model?
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 2:11am
^ ya. i tried to further my career, but i didn't have enough money to go to LA so i tried the whole craig's list thing. good business i must say. you'd be amazed on what local mid-westerners are capable of.
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Posted By: .636
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 2:18am
Its also great for car parts!
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 6:05am
Actually, you can snipe in paintball now. Tiberius is making a paintball with fins on it that increase accuracy at range. Sad part is, I'm only hearing good things from testing...
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 8:22am
I really don't think you missed too much, to be honest. Lots of political flaming. So, you probably picked a good time to take a break.
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Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 8:46am
You didn't miss much at all. Typical T&O theads.
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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 9:02am
Oh good, welcome back. It just wasn't the same without the constant innuendo of hormonal teens once they find out that there's a female lurking about. 
Still working at bowl-o-rama?
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Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 9:16am
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yeah, since the election its been non stop with the politics...although i did notice the photo gallery has been lacking a lot lately...no ones been putting up their mods.
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 9:19am
k
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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 9:31am
High Voltage wrote:
k
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And yes, he's still here.

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Posted By: ParielIsBack
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 10:19am
I guess I just jizzed in my pants.
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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 10:51am
You missed a lot of gun talk, EE whining about commie guns, FE and OS whining about commies in general, Ozwarg getting engaged, Reb quitting his job, etc. etc.
Oh, and Whale adopted an African orphan in an attempt to become inspired to write a Pulitzer-prize winning bit of journalism about the plight of the poor, but it got to be too much to feed the little bastard, so he sent him back and asked the orphanage for his money back.
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Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 10:55am
^^ I thought it was an Asian kid?
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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 11:01am
Ceesman762 wrote:
^^ I thought it was an Asian kid?
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Asian, African.... what's the difference!?
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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 11:02am
tallen702 wrote:
Ceesman762 wrote:
^^ I thought it was an Asian kid?
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Asian, African.... what's the difference!? |
One of them outgrows his clothes faster.
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 11:12am
sporx wrote:
I'm back betchs |
You were gone?
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Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 12:02pm
tallen702 wrote:
Oh, and Whale adopted an African orphan in an attempt to become inspired to write a Pulitzer-prize winning bit of journalism about the plight of the poor, but it got to be too much to feed the little bastard, so he sent him back and asked the orphanage for his money back. |
I had to draw the line when he ate all my oxtail.
(That stuff takes a long time to cook)
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 2:06pm
Ya, I figured that due the present heavy polical standings, it was a great time to catch a break.
whale really adopted a kid with flies all over its face? cute.
sniping in paintball now? i should've known.
i still see that High-V is still spamming as usual to gain post counts.
and reb... you had a job?
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Posted By: StormyKnight
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 2:19pm
DeTrevni wrote:
Actually, you can snipe in paintball now. Tiberius is making a paintball with fins on it that increase accuracy at range. Sad part is, I'm only hearing good things from testing... |
When they can be fed from a hopper, I'll take a look at them. Until then, bah!
Welcome back, Sporx!
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 2:20pm
The big news you missed is that I retired the Evilkat sig. She's mellowed so much with age in the last few months (17 now) that it just seemed no longer appropriate. (She's limping pretty badly and napping a lot. She does still attacks visitors in the house, but only if they walk by her on the bed and disturb her napping.)
For some reason, the guy in your sig makes me think of an aging Ronald McDonald.
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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 2:30pm
sporx wrote:
and reb... you had a job?
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Worked for a school as their computer tech. Technically I'm still there, but I'm in transition right now to a new job. Same work, less sucky people.
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 3:15pm
sporx wrote:
Ya, I figured that due the present heavy polical standings, it was a great time to catch a break.
whale really adopted a kid with flies all over its face? cute.
sniping in paintball now? i should've known.
i still see that High-V is still spamming as usual to gain post counts.
and reb... you had a job?
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Only in your attention whoring threads, sporx.
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 3:17pm
High Voltage wrote:
sporx wrote:
Ya, I figured that due the present heavy polical standings, it was a great time to catch a break.
whale really adopted a kid with flies all over its face? cute.
sniping in paintball now? i should've known.
i still see that High-V is still spamming as usual to gain post counts.
and reb... you had a job?
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Only in your attention whoring threads, sporx.
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Reb had a job in sporx's posts? 
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Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 4:18pm
Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 4:26pm
oh um. no longer work at the bowling alley. i do home health care now.
um... high-v is still a major douche and extremly jealous that i have a vagina and he doesn't.
well good luck with the job reb.
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Posted By: Eville
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 5:03pm
sporx wrote:
oh um. no longer work at the bowling alley. i do home health care now.
um... high-v is still a major douche and extremly jealous that i have a vagina and he doesn't.
well good luck with the job reb. |
Dare I say, "prove it?"
/obligatory raging hormones post.
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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 5:07pm
sporx wrote:
oh um. no longer work at the bowling alley. i do home health care now.
um... high-v is still a major douche and extremly jealous that i have a vagina and he doesn't.
well good luck with the job reb. |
Congrats!
Snap!
And thanks!
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 6:03pm
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I is home and no longer in the third world.
FE is the new offical forum rabid right winger
Oldsoldier's got some awesome meds
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 6:04pm
brihard wrote:
I is home and no longer in the third world.
FE is the new offical forum rabid right winger
Oldsoldier's got some awesome meds | Almost spit Dr. Pepper everywhere.
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Posted By: Peter Parker
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 6:05pm
brihard wrote:
I is home and no longer in the third world.
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I am confused.
[insert Canadia joke here]
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 6:07pm
Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 6:12pm
Peter Parker wrote:
brihard wrote:
I is home and no longer in the third world.
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I am confused.
[insert Canadia joke here]
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Zing!
Oh, and PCF, I do not find this very sexy:

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Posted By: Eville
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 6:18pm
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tallen, that is just the sign for Hell. If you want to see sexy you have to look at the real thing.
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 6:24pm
Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 6:50pm
procarbinefreak wrote:
I'm still sexy as hell.
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Mack wrote:
sporx wrote:
oh um. no longer work at the bowling alley. i do home health care now.
um... high-v is still a major douche and extremly jealous that i have a vagina and he doesn't even have access to one.
well good luck with the job reb. |
Fixed. |
ZING!
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Posted By: Peter Parker
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 6:57pm
Mack wrote:
My version (in this http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/forum_posts.asp?TID=180925 - thread ) was better.
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Indeed.
My problem is that I always want to make Canada jokes, but I can never quite close the deal. Clearly I need more practice.
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Posted By: Uncle Rudder
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 7:52pm
procarbinefreak wrote:
I'm still sexy as hell.
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Pics or shens :-*
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Posted By: Evil Elvis
Date Posted: 03 April 2009 at 10:55pm
Tallen's Commie Fetish has gotten creepy. He got engaged on Lenin's Tomb.
Whale realized that once out of college he'll starve since there wont be any paper news papers and Bloggers rule the internet news.
Choop went to Europe.
Detreveni went through like 20 hobbies.
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 04 April 2009 at 1:37am
Uncle Rudder wrote:
procarbinefreak wrote:
I'm still sexy as hell.
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Pics or shens :-* |

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Posted By: .636
Date Posted: 04 April 2009 at 1:42am
Evil Elvis wrote:
Tallen's Commie Fetish has gotten creepy. He got engaged on Lenin's Tomb.
Whale realized that once out of college he'll starve since there wont be any paper news papers and Bloggers rule the internet news.
Choop went to Europe.
Detreveni went through like 20 hobbies.
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30 videos of HP's truck idling*
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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 04 April 2009 at 1:48am
Evil Elvis wrote:
Tallen's Commie Fetish has gotten creepy. He got engaged on Lenin's Tomb.
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And would you believe that that dead bastard still looks better than I do?! The nerve of some dead people.....
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Posted By: JohnnyCanuck
Date Posted: 04 April 2009 at 3:56am
Panda fed his snake to his ex, and traded them both for some sweet tats.
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Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 04 April 2009 at 11:26am
JohnnyCanuck wrote:
Panda fed his snake to his ex, and traded them both for some sweet tats. |
omg lol.
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 04 April 2009 at 2:22pm
Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 04 April 2009 at 2:49pm
heh... as of yesterday i have short hair and am clean shaven.
interview for clinical sites in 3 days ftw.
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 04 April 2009 at 2:51pm
^fun. i'll be starting clinicals soon. :(
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Posted By: ParielIsBack
Date Posted: 04 April 2009 at 3:43pm
sporx wrote:
^fun. i'll be starting clinicals soon. :( |
He meant working there, not getting tested.
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 04 April 2009 at 3:46pm
ParielIsBack wrote:
sporx wrote:
^fun. i'll be starting clinicals soon. :( | He meant working there, not getting tested. |
ZING
*high five*
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 04 April 2009 at 9:05pm
ParielIsBack wrote:
sporx wrote:
^fun. i'll be starting clinicals soon. :( | He meant working there, not getting tested. | Actually, I will be having tests at my clinicals. How'd you know that Mr. Zinger?
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Posted By: ParielIsBack
Date Posted: 04 April 2009 at 9:28pm
HOLY CRAP I'M BOLEMIC!
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 04 April 2009 at 9:32pm
^If I only knew what that meant.
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Posted By: ParielIsBack
Date Posted: 04 April 2009 at 9:33pm
ParielIsBack wrote:
HOLY CRAP I'M BULIMIC!
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Fixed.
*EDIT* Spelling like a retard...
...and if no one gets this, I will be seriously bummed.
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 07 April 2009 at 10:23pm
Peter Parker wrote:
I can never quite close the deal. Clearly I need more practice.
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That's what she said.
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Posted By: Enmity
Date Posted: 07 April 2009 at 11:12pm
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Umm...I leave tomorrow for MEPS to get sworn into the air force.?
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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 08 April 2009 at 12:32am
brihard wrote:
Peter Parker wrote:
I can never quite close the deal. Clearly I need more practice.
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That's what she said. |
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