The "Butt" Bomber
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Topic: The "Butt" Bomber
Posted By: Rofl_Mao
Subject: The "Butt" Bomber
Date Posted: 29 September 2009 at 3:44pm
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This suicide bomber shoved a bomb up his rectum and detonated it with his cellular phone and tried to kill a Saudi prince. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8276007.stm?ls - vid. Talk about an AS-plosion This guy had some serious C-4 in the "back-door." Blah. My sad attempt of some bad puns. EDIT: Also it gives a whole new meaning to the term ASSassination. |
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Posted By: Malachi Constant
Date Posted: 29 September 2009 at 4:09pm
| That's terrifying. |
Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 29 September 2009 at 4:16pm
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*shudders at the thought of what type of training butt-bombers will have to undergo* I'd say this is quite the security threat. Time for x-rays for people at the airport. On the up-side, someone who appears to by trying to light a fart on an airplane is bound to raise even more suspicion now. |
Posted By: Shub
Date Posted: 29 September 2009 at 4:27pm
Paging Dr. Mack, stat! |
Rofl_Mao wrote:Posted By: Eville
Date Posted: 29 September 2009 at 4:31pm
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This clears the way for TSA cavity searches.
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Posted By: oldpbnoob
Date Posted: 29 September 2009 at 4:31pm
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I wonder if the s..t hit the fan? ------------- "When I grow up I want to marry a rich man and live in a condor next to the beach" -- My 7yr old daughter. |
Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 29 September 2009 at 4:39pm
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Gives new meaning to Explosive Diarrhea. What a crappy way to go. ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 29 September 2009 at 4:51pm
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Man, what a pain in the butt... ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 29 September 2009 at 4:54pm
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 29 September 2009 at 4:56pm
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Terrorists have been trying to give it to us in the butt for a while now, but this is getting ridiculous. ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 29 September 2009 at 6:57pm
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No Mr. Air Marshall, I asked the stewardess for a "Bud Light!" Edit: On a more serious note, I already have an interesting time with airport security because of the pins in my back . . . I don't think I am ever going to fly again. If I can't drive there . . . then I don't need to be there. ------------- 
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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 2:22pm
| o.O this has apparently become the official pun thread. |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 2:33pm
I think it hit everything. -------------
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 3:12pm
| Dirty bombs? Now that's just low |
Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 3:16pm
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THERE WAS A BOMB IN HIS RECTUM.
------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 4:05pm
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Thank you forum, for this thread.
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 5:26pm
^^Giving credit where due. Conversation on this topic between the butt-bombers friends. Friend 1: "Did you hear Abdul tried to blow up the prince with a butt-bomb?" Friend 2: "Did he get the prince?" Friend 1: (Sigh) "Unfortunately no." Friend 2: "Did the explosion mess Abdul up?" Friend 1: "Rectum." -------------
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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 5:28pm
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I said what what
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Posted By: oldpbnoob
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 5:33pm
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"Excuse me? You want to stick what up my ........?" ------------- "When I grow up I want to marry a rich man and live in a condor next to the beach" -- My 7yr old daughter. |
Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 5:35pm
Retcum?!? It friggin killed em! |
Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 5:43pm
------------- irc.esper.net #paintball |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 6:34pm
Best pun of the thread. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: Rofl_Mao
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 6:41pm
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Seems like the latest trick in the suicide bombers' ARS-Enal. Also I think bomb-sniffing dogs would come in handy, cause they are born ready. |
Posted By: DaveEllis
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 6:55pm
Don't you mean bum sniffing dogs? |
Posted By: ParielIsBack
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 6:58pm
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This are serious business! But seriously I LOL'ed so hard at this story the first time I saw it. ------------- BU Engineering 2012 |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 8:09pm
| I guess that's a way to start a "movement" with a bang |
Posted By: Dunbar
Date Posted: 01 October 2009 at 2:14pm
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That was one heck of a fart! ------------- If it's not my problem I'm making it my problem |