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Topic: The "Butt" Bomber
Posted By: Rofl_Mao
Subject: The "Butt" Bomber
Date Posted: 29 September 2009 at 3:44pm
This suicide bomber shoved a bomb up his rectum and detonated it with his cellular phone and tried to kill a Saudi prince.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8276007.stm?ls - vid.

Talk about an AS-plosion

This guy had some serious C-4 in the "back-door."



Blah. My sad attempt of some bad puns.

EDIT: Also it gives a whole new meaning to the term ASSassination.



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Posted By: Malachi Constant
Date Posted: 29 September 2009 at 4:09pm
That's terrifying.


Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 29 September 2009 at 4:16pm
*shudders at the thought of what type of training butt-bombers will have to undergo*

I'd say this is quite the security threat. Time for x-rays for people at the airport. On the up-side, someone who appears to by trying to light a fart on an airplane is bound to raise even more suspicion now.


Posted By: Shub
Date Posted: 29 September 2009 at 4:27pm
Originally posted by Rofl_Mao Rofl_Mao wrote:

Blah. My sad attempt of some bad puns.


Paging Dr. Mack, stat!


Posted By: Eville
Date Posted: 29 September 2009 at 4:31pm
This clears the way for TSA cavity searches.

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Posted By: oldpbnoob
Date Posted: 29 September 2009 at 4:31pm
I wonder if the s..t hit the fan?

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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 29 September 2009 at 4:39pm
Gives new meaning to Explosive Diarrhea. 

What a crappy way to go.  


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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 29 September 2009 at 4:51pm
Man, what a pain in the butt...




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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 29 September 2009 at 4:54pm
Originally posted by Eville Eville wrote:

This clears the way for TSA cavity searches.


Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 29 September 2009 at 4:56pm
Terrorists have been trying to give it to us in the butt for a while now, but this is getting ridiculous.

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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 29 September 2009 at 6:57pm
No Mr. Air Marshall, I asked the stewardess for a "Bud Light!"



Edit:  On a more serious note, I already have an interesting time with airport security because of the pins in my back . . . I don't think I am ever going to fly again.

If I can't drive there . . . then I don't need to be there.


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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 2:22pm
o.O this has apparently become the official pun thread.


Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 2:33pm
Originally posted by oldpbnoob oldpbnoob wrote:

I wonder if the s..t hit the fan?


I think it hit everything.


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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 3:12pm
Dirty bombs? Now that's just low


Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 3:16pm
THERE WAS A BOMB IN HIS RECTUM.

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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 4:05pm
Thank you forum, for this thread.

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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 5:26pm
Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

THERE WAS A BOMB IN HIS RECTUM.


^^Giving credit where due.


Conversation on this topic between the butt-bombers friends.

Friend 1:  "Did you hear Abdul tried to blow up the prince with a butt-bomb?"

Friend 2:  "Did he get the prince?"

Friend 1:  (Sigh) "Unfortunately no."

Friend 2:  "Did the explosion mess Abdul up?"

Friend 1:  "Rectum."


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Posted By: oreomann33
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 5:28pm
I said what what

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Posted By: oldpbnoob
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 5:33pm

"Excuse me? You want to stick what up my ........?"



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Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 5:35pm
Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

THERE WAS A BOMB IN HIS RECTUM.


^^Giving credit where due.


Conversation on this topic between the the butt-bombers friends.

Friend 1:  "Did you hear Abdul tried to blow up the prince with a butt-bomb?"

Friend 2:  "Did he get the prince?"

Friend 1:  (Sigh) "Unfortunately no."

Friend 2:  "Did the explosion mess Abdul up?"

Friend 1:  "Rectum."


Retcum?!? It friggin killed em!


Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 5:43pm
Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

THERE WAS A BOMB IN HIS RECTUM.


^^Giving credit where due.


Conversation on this topic between the the butt-bombers friends.

Friend 1:  "Did you hear Abdul tried to blow up the prince with a butt-bomb?"

Friend 2:  "Did he get the prince?"

Friend 1:  (Sigh) "Unfortunately no."

Friend 2:  "Did the explosion mess Abdul up?"

Friend 1:  "Rectum."
Win on a cosmic scale.


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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 6:34pm
Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Dirty bombs? Now that's just low

Best pun of the thread.


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Posted By: Rofl_Mao
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 6:41pm
Seems like the latest trick in the suicide bombers' ARS-Enal.

Also I think bomb-sniffing dogs would come in handy, cause they are born ready.


Posted By: DaveEllis
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 6:55pm
Originally posted by Rofl_Mao Rofl_Mao wrote:

Seems like the latest trick in the suicide bombers' arsenal.

Also I think bomb-sniffing dogs would come in handy, cause they are born ready.


Don't you mean bum sniffing dogs?


Posted By: ParielIsBack
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 6:58pm
This are serious business!

But seriously I LOL'ed so hard at this story the first time I saw it.


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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 30 September 2009 at 8:09pm
I guess that's a way to start a "movement" with a bang


Posted By: Dunbar
Date Posted: 01 October 2009 at 2:14pm
That was one heck of a fart!

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