so i got some stitches
Printed From: Tippmann Paintball
Category: News And Views
Forum Name: Thoughts and Opinions
Forum Description: Got something you need to say?
URL: http://www.tippmannsports.com/forum/wwf77a/forum_posts.asp?TID=183264
Printed Date: 16 December 2025 at 11:06am
Software Version: Web Wiz Forums 12.04 - http://www.webwizforums.com
Topic: so i got some stitches
Posted By: procarbinefreak
Subject: so i got some stitches
Date Posted: 16 October 2009 at 1:16am
so... i'm an idiot. I got all excited when I found a knife sharpener in our kitchen and grabbed my favorite knife to sharpen. well... in my excitement, I pulled the blade through the wrong way... towards myself and towards the side with no guard.     Yeah, I'm an eagle scout... and yes, my grandpa has taken all knife privileges away from me. |
Replies:
Posted By: Kayback
Date Posted: 16 October 2009 at 1:27am
|
Bwahahahahaha.
A knife isn't yours until you've bled on it. Glad you didn't do any serious damage to your hand. Now just think up a better story as to how you got the scar. I'm thinking Grizzly bear. KBK |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 16 October 2009 at 1:35am
First, where is the requisite picture of PCF with an absurd-yet-sexy look on his face that always accompany threads of yours?
Word on both accounts. I'm thinking you were attacked by a hawk/bald eagle. OR, since you do all that pee-doctor work, you can just forget to mention the specifics of your job, say you are at the hospital, and in the heat of the moment your blade got away from you and that cut resulted. As long as it's 51% true, you're fine. Srsly though, that's a pretty deep cut, and those are some manly looking stitches. I can't believe you were able to get a picture of the depth without blood ruining the pic. ------------- 
|
Kayback wrote:Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 16 October 2009 at 1:41am
|
Been there done that...upload pics when I get home. I have a nice scar from a KaBar. ------------- 
|
Posted By: ¤ Råp¡Ð F¡rè ¤
Date Posted: 16 October 2009 at 3:53am
|
Ha, noob. But yeah, that does look like a deep cut. ------------- 
|
Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 16 October 2009 at 9:41am
|
just a scratch...wussy.
------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: FreeEnterprise
Date Posted: 16 October 2009 at 9:55am
|
Best part of a cut like that is the needle they bring out... Whoa!
Speaking of nasty stuff. I was at one of my friends offices yesterday Dr. Osher (namedrop) http://www.cincinnatieye.com/doctors/drosher_bio.php - http://www.cincinnatieye.com/doctors/drosher_bio.php
Who was giving me a disk on his newest childrens book (guess he will have to change that web page) and we went into his editing studio where he produces award winning eye surgery videos. I was talking to his editor about this new piece of equipment they got, and he was showing me how it worked, and the video was so gross but amazing at the same time.
I clicked a pic to share with you...
 yes, that is an eyeball, and yes that is a scalple cutting into it at the bottom... The video was even better.
------------- They tremble at my name... 
|
Posted By: Uncle Rudder
Date Posted: 16 October 2009 at 11:32am
|
Getting stiches without any kind of analgesic/local anesthetic doesn't hurt, but Tissue Glue burns like hell! ------------- 
|
Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 16 October 2009 at 4:14pm
Wow, that's both freaky and mesmerizing at the same time. -------------
|
Posted By: DaveEllis
Date Posted: 16 October 2009 at 4:19pm
AKA Dermabond, aka, sterile superglue with coloring added. |
Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 17 October 2009 at 8:37am
|
i think i had that stuff once when i was younger... i've only had stitches once, and i got 4 in the back of my head... I wanted 5 this time to beat my old record, but the doc got away with just 4. Although, when she was done she offered to put one more in for me to just to have 5 and I declined. |
Posted By: Dunbar
Date Posted: 20 October 2009 at 2:13pm
|
thats nothing when i was six i took a bad spill on my bike and the handle bar went into my leg. ------------- If it's not my problem I'm making it my problem |
Posted By: stick_boy_2002
Date Posted: 20 October 2009 at 2:19pm
|
i slammed my head into a door and had to get the liquid stitch to glue my eye brow back together. ------------- 
|
Posted By: Rofl_Mao
Date Posted: 20 October 2009 at 3:36pm
|
I survived a plane crash. lol not really, but could you imagine? |
Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 20 October 2009 at 4:24pm
|
At least now you are able to put the knife back in its sheath.
------------- 
|
Posted By: Kayback
Date Posted: 20 October 2009 at 5:12pm
My fiance survived a plane crash. True she was the PIC when it happened, but still she can honestly say she did. KBK |
Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 20 October 2009 at 5:16pm
|
Yep, got dizzy and nauseated when I saw that picture. |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 20 October 2009 at 5:22pm
|
LOL, I actually have dermabond here at home. Acquired it as part of my medical kit while deployed. Haven't yet had a chance to use it. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: benttwig33
Date Posted: 20 October 2009 at 6:29pm
What does being an eagle scout have to do with the fact you totally mauled yourself?  ------------- Sig is WAY too big. |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 20 October 2009 at 7:41pm
|
Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 20 October 2009 at 10:09pm
|
I got caught in my zipper once. ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 20 October 2009 at 10:21pm
God that hurt. ------------- 
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |