This week's BOTW
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Topic: This week's BOTW
Posted By: Eville
Subject: This week's BOTW
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 7:21am
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http://indiatoday.intoday.in/site/Story/69129/LATEST%20NEWS/Bear+kills+2+Hizbul+militants+in+J&K.html - Goes to India for enlisting bears as infantry.
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 7:31am
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"You hear that Khalid? Bears. You've put the whole Jihad in danger" ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 9:47am
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There was trouble bruin from the moment the militants entered the cave. Smarter men would have pawsed to think about what they were doing.
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Posted By: Eville
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 10:03am
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India's constitution clearly has a right to bear arms clause.
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 10:06am
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^^^Win
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 10:08am
Srsly. Well played. ------------- 
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Eville wrote:Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 11:44am
The meaning has been lost in translation. The true clause regards the "right to arm bears." ------------- 
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 12:45pm
Right to bear arms claws. ------------- |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 1:05pm
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^^^Stealth, with true class, rose to the occasion with that correction. Edited Addition:* I note however that Linus has so far been too weak to contribute to this thread. Now all we need is for WGP to fly in here and help out. *Because HV prefers this type of humor. -------------
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 1:07pm
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That was quite a grizzly situation those militants got themselves into, im sure the bear was just trying to steal their pick-a-nick basket. ------------- 
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 1:12pm
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^^^Yeah, even the militants that got away picked up some boo-boos. Edited for phrasing/word choice. -------------
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Posted By: Skillet42565
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 1:32pm
Glorious. ------------- 
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Posted By: Uncle Rudder
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 4:02pm
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How many puns can Mack make in one thread....let me count them. ------------- 
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 4:20pm
I actually thought the first line was the best.
I can make quite a few . . . but you may count them for as long as you can bear it. Stealth needs to note that Tolgak made a pun . . . I think it's the first I've ever seen from him. It's a good thing Stealth is in this thread since that was a real Kodiak moment. -------------
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Posted By: StormyKnight
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 5:04pm
This thread kinda made me smile. Just bearly.  ------------- 
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 5:15pm
| It's revenge, they shot his paw |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 5:38pm
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No surprise the militants caved; things were looking black for them. They have no teeth left after last year's fighting, and consequently keep finding themselves in hairy situations. The insurgency in Kashmir has essentially been in hibernation for months now. It's getting increasingly difficult to bear the continued costs of fighting. They've been pelted with missiles and direct attacks for most of a year;iIt would be ursinine to keep fighting when the Inidian forces are punishing them so regularly.
------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 5:39pm
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Double post. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 5:40pm
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^^^Most impressive. Edit: (The puns, not the double-post.) -------------
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Posted By: ParielIsBack
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 5:55pm
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For the record, this is the best thread in the history of threads.
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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 5:59pm
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Man, I didn't think it was possible to actually win with puns (I used to think that they were sort of a smirk producer), but this thread does it. -------------
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 6:04pm
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Well, the original subject was already very awesome. Add in puns and other sundry hilarity, and how could it suck? ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: Destruction
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 8:46pm
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Puns bring polar opposite members together. They are a chance to put political pooh aside.
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 8:54pm
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I doubt people even bearly take us seriously when we do this, though. -------------
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Posted By: TinMan
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 10:10pm
| alas the link won't work for me, so I can't join in the reindeer games. :( |
Posted By: Eville
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 10:15pm
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link fixed. And it gets even better!
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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 10:19pm
------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: Rofl_Mao
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 11:12pm
I do.... just bearly. |
Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 11:14pm
You just have to bear with it. -------------
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 11:27pm
 ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 11:28pm
 ------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: Rofl_Mao
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 11:42pm
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 04 November 2009 at 11:48pm
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Oh, damn.Rrofl_Mao trumps me. How did I not think of that? ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 05 November 2009 at 12:25am
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hahahaha, idk. that was pretty good. ------------- PSN Tag: AmmoLord XBL: xXAmmoLordXx ~Minister of Tinkering With Things That Go "BOOM!"(AKA Minister of Munitions)~ |
Posted By: StormyKnight
Date Posted: 05 November 2009 at 5:55pm
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Posted By: StormyKnight
Date Posted: 05 November 2009 at 5:56pm
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