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Topic: Im a millionaire!
Posted By: SSOK
Subject: Im a millionaire!
Date Posted: 12 November 2009 at 5:41pm

"THE UNITED NATIONS ORGANIZATION
In Conjunction with the International Monetary Fund
WORLD BANK FACT-FINDING & SPECIAL DUTIES OFFICE
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM.


Dear Beneficiary,

The United Nations' Fact Finding & Special Duties Office, hereby receives your payment with reference number (not stealing my money ) amounting to US$10,000,000.00 (Ten Million United States Dollars) with accrued interest. This office was set up to fight against scam and fraudulent activities worldwide, responsible for investigating the legitimacy of unpaid contract, inheritance and lotto winning claims by companies and individuals and directs the paying authorities worldwide to make immediate payment of verified claims to the beneficiaries without further delay, your said payment is being arranged in a Security-proof box weighing 75kg padded with synthetic nylon (US$100 Bills). According to information gathered from the bank’s security computer we were notified that you have waited long enough to receive this payment without success, we also confirmed that you have met all statutory requirements in respect of your pending payment.

This is to congratulate you and officially inform you that your over due payment has been approved for immediate payment by direct cash delivery in your country.

This new method of payment was personal approved because of the fraudulent practices going on in our Apex Bank and most of our Global Payment Centers which have failed to carry out their duties effectively. All you need to do now is to forward immediately the following information:

1) Your Full name and delivery address

2) Direct phone number (Cell phone preferably) and fax number (If any)

3) Age, Sex and Occupation (For application process of the Non residential Tax papers)

Before the departure of your trunk box, we shall process your non-residential tax certificate which will prove that you are the rightful beneficiary of the fund; it will also clear you from tax payment on your contract fund upon the arrival of the cargo.

Note, our commercial Attache / Diplomat will contact you upon the arrival of your consignment before the delivery to your contact address where you will sign the recipient invoice and produce your identification before they hand over your cargo to you.

We wait your response accordingly.

Yours faithfully,

David Ferdinand
Director, Cash Payment Dept."

 
I think Im going to send them my SSN just in case.


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Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 12 November 2009 at 5:44pm

Might want to send them your social just to make sure you get your money.

 
Also, lol @ a scam e-mail about a scam.


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Posted By: StormyKnight
Date Posted: 12 November 2009 at 5:47pm
I'm a potential millionaire 10 or 20 times over as well.  Those silly Nigerians are just begging me to take their money...

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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 12 November 2009 at 5:49pm
Nigeria must be really short on Grandmas since they all seem to be dying and leaving their money to me.

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Posted By: TinMan
Date Posted: 12 November 2009 at 5:54pm
The Princess of Nigeria keeps emailing me. I may have to help her escape
from Nigeria, she said she'd share her fortune with me. I'd be a fool not to.


Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 12 November 2009 at 5:55pm
Yeah, but the UN is giving me money,  not some Nigerians

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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 12 November 2009 at 6:04pm
You know what, the U.N. randomly mailing out cash in ten million dollar lots could explain why it can't seem to be able to do everything else...

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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: oldpbnoob
Date Posted: 12 November 2009 at 6:10pm
Put that together with the $10million that the World Cup is giving away in their most recent promotion and you have yourself a right nice nest egg for those Golden Years.
 
It is estimated that nearly 25% of the GDP of Nigeria originates from internet scams.


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Posted By: TinMan
Date Posted: 12 November 2009 at 6:24pm
That's interesting but I can't talk now, seems someone attempted to buy something on my Ebay account.
I need to confirm my user name and password before it's too late. 


Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 12 November 2009 at 7:48pm
Oh, I also had A notification stating that my P a y P a l account was locked. I didnt know I had one!

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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 12 November 2009 at 11:37pm
Pfft. You guys got nothing. I can please her for hours and leave her begging for more.

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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 13 November 2009 at 12:12am

I've been the 1,000,000th visitor to so many websites that I quit accepting all my new cars after the 'vette.



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Posted By: Rofl_Mao
Date Posted: 13 November 2009 at 12:15am
But I got a message from the Oprah Control Group because Oprah wants to help you with your waist line.

How does she know?!


Posted By: The Guy
Date Posted: 13 November 2009 at 3:32am
Oddly enough, that letter doesn't have nearly as many grammerical and spelling errors.

Looks legit to me. [/sar]

Also, several women, all with the last name Paris, recently moved to my area and want to chat on MSN. Booya!!


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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 13 November 2009 at 8:12am
This week's spam e-mail thread here.

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Posted By: oldpbnoob
Date Posted: 13 November 2009 at 8:27am
I'm quitting my job and working from home... Oh wait.....

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"When I grow up I want to marry a rich man and live in a condor next to the beach" -- My 7yr old daughter.


Posted By: TinMan
Date Posted: 13 November 2009 at 1:20pm
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular harware and automotive stores. This one caught me by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also October 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 20th, 21st, 23rd, 24th, and 30th three times last Monday and very likely, again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.


LOL


Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 13 November 2009 at 1:28pm
^^^After the third time it happened to me I started keeping my wallet in my front pants pocket.

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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 13 November 2009 at 2:23pm
^I just started locking my money in the glove compartment and carry around a decoy wallet.

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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 13 November 2009 at 3:37pm
^^^They eventually quit robbing you when you do that.

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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 13 November 2009 at 3:41pm

Good point. I'll leave em a tip every now and then Wink



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RIP T&O Forum


Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 13 November 2009 at 3:42pm
Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

Good point. I'll leave em a tip every now and then Wink



I do that just cut out your pockets.


Posted By: Rofl_Mao
Date Posted: 13 November 2009 at 3:44pm
lmao!


Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 13 November 2009 at 6:11pm
Originally posted by scotchyscotch scotchyscotch wrote:

Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

Good point. I'll leave em a tip every now and then Wink



I do that just cut out your pockets.


Scotchy, they prefer large tips.  (The small ones aren't worth their time.)


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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 13 November 2009 at 6:15pm
Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

Originally posted by scotchyscotch scotchyscotch wrote:

Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

Good point. I'll leave em a tip every now and then Wink



I do that just cut out your pockets.


Scotchy, they prefer large tips.  (The small ones aren't worth their time.)
LOL

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Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 13 November 2009 at 6:22pm
Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

Originally posted by scotchyscotch scotchyscotch wrote:

Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

Good point. I'll leave em a tip every now and then Wink



I do that just cut out your pockets.


Scotchy, they prefer large tips.  (The small ones aren't worth their time.)
LOL


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