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Conversation with a gnome.

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Topic: Conversation with a gnome.
Posted By: agentwhale007
Subject: Conversation with a gnome.
Date Posted: 18 November 2009 at 1:14am











And the album cover:






Replies:
Posted By: Kayback
Date Posted: 18 November 2009 at 1:22am
Dude, drugs are bad, m'kay?

KBK


Posted By: Gator Taco
Date Posted: 18 November 2009 at 1:29am
That was beautiful. 

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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 18 November 2009 at 1:34am
The full interview on page 2.


Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 18 November 2009 at 1:48am
I don't know why, but that made my evening LOL

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Posted By: sporx
Date Posted: 18 November 2009 at 2:54am
I saw that on facebook and laughed... hard.

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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 18 November 2009 at 3:39am
What up Zach G? Oh wait, Whale! And why no reporting on this interview?


Posted By: Frozen Balls
Date Posted: 18 November 2009 at 5:17am
I have that same gnome dressed in Patriots garb. Thumbs Up

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Posted By: TinMan
Date Posted: 18 November 2009 at 5:46am

In the fourth pic it looks like the conversation took a turn for the worse.

By the last one the gnome won't even talk to you. LOL


Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 18 November 2009 at 12:05pm
Apologies in advance, I just couldn't resist:

With that out of the way, my investigative team,* utilizing the most advanced techniques and equipment on the planet,** have managed to recreate the conversation portrayed in Whale's pictures.  The pertinent dialog is included beneath each one:

Originally posted by agentwhale007 agentwhale007 wrote:



Whale:  "(Sigh)  Gnome-buddy . . . why can't I keep a woman around for more than a week or two?"
Gnome:  "Not to hurt your feelings . . . but, despite what women say; size matters."



Whale:  "Wait a minute, just what are you trying to say.  I have nothing to be ashamed of in that department."
Gnome:  "Dude, face it; the pen may be mightier than the sword but even I'm using a bigger pen than you."




Whale:  "There is no way in heck*** that could be true.  Just look at our respective sizes buddy and think again."



Gnome:  "Well, I was hoping it wouldn't come to this, but . . . "
Whale:  "Hey!  What are you doing?  Put that away this minute!"



Gnome:  "Fine, I'm done.  Just remember, gnomes don't lie.**** Hey, are you ok?"
Whale:  "Oh . . . my . . . gosh.*****"




Whale:  "It's all true, show the people Gnome-buddy."******



*By investigative team I mean me and the evil little voices in my head.
**Otherwise known as "consuming excessive alcohol" and "making stuff up."
***This is as close as Whale gets to cursing.  Apparently it's a self-editing thing.
****Which is why they get the cushy jobs that include travel and hanging around in people's yards.
*****Whale doesn't take the Lord's name in vain either.
******Fortunately for the self-esteem of the majority******* of the male members of the forum, the forum filter rejected the final picture.
*******That would be every male member of the forum besides me.


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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 18 November 2009 at 12:07pm
Lovely.

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Posted By: Rofl_Mao
Date Posted: 18 November 2009 at 3:59pm
Brilliantly done.


Posted By: ParielIsBack
Date Posted: 18 November 2009 at 4:08pm
Standing ovation.

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Posted By: Glassjaw
Date Posted: 18 November 2009 at 7:52pm
Encore.  ENCORE!

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Posted By: Shub
Date Posted: 18 November 2009 at 8:51pm
Kudos to Whale, and Mack's interpretation was funny too.


Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 18 November 2009 at 9:35pm
Absolutely hilarious....no other way to put it. 

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