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Topic: Calling forum romantics! (Semi-update pg 4)
Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Subject: Calling forum romantics! (Semi-update pg 4)
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 7:58pm
Best way to ask out the girl who works at starbucks? Ive never picked up a working girl before, apart from two strippers and one bartender, but they dont really count now do they? And there was the time with the woman who might have been an off duty hooker... Who can tell these days... But i digress....

The girl at starbucks on this island is real cute, we kinda catch each others eye when im in there and make polite small talk. Is the best way to approach this one as simple as asking her to a movie or out to eat? Im thinking maybe mini golf cause its awesome, and halfway original lol.

It just seems kind of awkward approaching a girl while shes working. Given the time of year i could ask to be her valentine haha.

Opinions? (funny or serious, it doesnt matter ill probably do my own thing anyway)

Love you,
Nick

Edit: Thread title edited to reflect where the first 2 posts already went.

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Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 8:00pm
nb4 glassrose?



I tink I burned my tung, can I hab urs?

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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 8:01pm
INB4 Glass rose.

Quickly establish a good rapport and just ask her out. It doesn't need to be any more complicated than that.


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Posted By: slackerr26
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 8:01pm
ay booboo how you doin eh?

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Posted By: ThatGuitarGuy
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 8:07pm
Dump her for your hot redheaded friend?

Order something from her, be incredibly cheesy when she asks you if there's anything else you want, and say something incredibly awkward for her like "Could I also get your number?" Or "How about a date on ____?"


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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 8:09pm
This was the wrong place to ask.

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Posted By: jerseypaint
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 8:09pm
What ever happened to simple "what are you doing after work?"

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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 8:10pm
Mini golf is not original in  the slightest but it's still cute and if she's that kind of girl, it's a solid choice.

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Posted By: Eville
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 8:11pm
Ask her for a free cup of coffee. 

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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 8:13pm
Originally posted by Eville Eville wrote:

Ask her for a free cup of coffee. 


Close.

I'd make a joke out of asking her out for a cup of coffee sometime. See how she reacts. If its a positive reaction, you're in.

If not, then it wasn't anything more than a goofy joke, and you're no worse off than you were before.


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Posted By: bishopisback
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 8:14pm
Originally posted by jerseypaint jerseypaint wrote:

What ever happened to simple "what are you doing after work?"
This is your answer.

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Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 8:22pm
Originally posted by carl_the_sniper carl_the_sniper wrote:

Mini golf is not original in the slightest but it's still cute and if she's that kind of girl, it's a solid choice.

But you cant deny that mini golf is awesome. No one hates mini golf.

Originally posted by bishopisback bishopisback wrote:

Originally posted by jerseypaint jerseypaint wrote:

What ever happened to simple "what are you doing after work?"
This is your answer.
Yeah thats along the lines of what im gonna try, will report back with results.

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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 8:22pm
Originally posted by bishopisback bishopisback wrote:

Originally posted by jerseypaint jerseypaint wrote:

What ever happened to simple "what are you doing after work?"
This is your answer.


No fun and unimaginative.

......but perhaps if you did it naked.....


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Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 8:24pm
I think my odds are helped by the fact that the average age on this island is like 70, and im pretty sure shes glad to see someone around her own age walk in every once in a while. Gonna try tomorrow if shes working.

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Posted By: Zata
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 8:28pm
From 'Fast Times At Ridgemont High'..."I was wondering if I could get your number so I can ask you out sometime..."

I always thought that was good, it doesn't really put the girl on the spot for a yes or no answer to a date, and it lets her known your interested.


Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 8:29pm
This isn't a bartender or a stripper, this is a girl with a real (classy) job.  You need to do your homework and sell yourself:

  • Follow her home to find out where she lives
  • Steal her mail so you can get her home/cell phone numbers and see if she carries a credit card balance
  • Take pictures of her from afar
  • Combine the information into a binder which you will show her when you ask her out
    • The first part of the binder is to show you are serious about a long term relationship as opposed to wanting something quick and cheap--as a minimum it should include the following:
      • Pictures of her taken in various places at all hours--this shows you think about her all the time
      • Tables containing her routine daily movements, phone numbers, likes/dislikes, etc.--this shows how attentive a boyfriend you would be
      • A combined budget based off of both of your incomes/spending patterns--lets her know you take family responsibilities seriously
    • The second section is to sell her on what a great couple you would make--minimum requirements are as follows:
      • Pictures that have you photoshopped into her daily activities--increasing her smile/apparent happiness in these photos is recommended as it demonstrates how much happier she could be with you around
      • "Morphed" pictures (from shots of the two of you) that show how great your kids would turn out
    • If you really want to impress her you could have a third section that included all the completed wedding plans (women love it when you take care of the details) but finding the addresses of all her friends/relatives for the invitations would be significantly more work.


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Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 8:34pm
Mack i am actually short of breath from laughing. Amazing. Im gonna put off asking her out until i can get my binder put together. I really like the part about photoshopping her to "increase her smile/apparent happiness ... as it demonstrates how much happier she could be with you around."

Brilliant.

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Posted By: Eville
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 8:39pm
1) cut a hole in a box.

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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 8:41pm
Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

This isn't a bartender or a stripper, this is a girl with a real (classy) job.  You need to do your homework and sell yourself:

  • Follow her home to find out where she lives
  • Steal her mail so you can get her home/cell phone numbers and see if she carries a credit card balance
  • Take pictures of her from afar
  • Combine the information into a binder which you will show her when you ask her out
    • The first part of the binder is to show you are serious about a long term relationship as opposed to wanting something quick and cheap--as a minimum it should include the following:
      • Pictures of her taken in various places at all hours--this shows you think about her all the time
      • Tables containing her routine daily movements, phone numbers, likes/dislikes, etc.--this shows how attentive a boyfriend you would be
      • A combined budget based off of both of your incomes/spending patterns--lets her know you take family responsibilities seriously
    • The second section is to sell her on what a great couple you would make--minimum requirements are as follows:
      • Pictures that have you photoshopped into her daily activities--increasing her smile/apparent happiness in these photos is recommended as it demonstrates how much happier she could be with you around
      • "Morphed" pictures (from shots of the two of you) that show how great your kids would turn out
    • If you really want to impress her you could have a third section that included all the completed wedding plans (women love it when you take care of the details) but finding the addresses of all her friends/relatives for the invitations would be significantly more work.


I just peed a little from laughing, and my wife wants to run away with you.


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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 8:41pm
Thank you.  On a serious note Zata (above my other post) is on the right track.  I would alter his suggestion by letting the girl know you are interested and offering her your phone number.  Many woman are more comfortable with this as it doesn't put them in the position of having to refuse their phone number (which given the psychos running around, some hate to hand out.)  If she calls, she's interested; if she doesn't, oh well.

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Posted By: Rofl_Mao
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 8:44pm
damn.

ya you should totally ask her out

That's all that was necessary.


Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 8:54pm
Try this one:

"If I asked you out, would you give me the same answer as the answer to this question?"




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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 9:04pm
Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:

Try this one:

"If I asked you out, would you give me the same answer as the answer to this question?"




Stop with your silly mind games


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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 9:08pm
Originally posted by jmac3 jmac3 wrote:

Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:

Try this one:

"If I asked you out, would you give me the same answer as the answer to this question?"




Stop with your silly mind games


Its not a mind game.
While she's pondering an answer, you club her over the head and drag her into a cave. Did I not mention that?


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Posted By: Yomillio
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 9:18pm
Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:

Originally posted by Eville Eville wrote:

Ask her for a free cup of coffee. 


Close.

I'd make a joke out of asking out for a cup of coffee sometime. See how she reacts. If its a positive reaction, you're in.

If not, then it wasn't anything more than a goofy joke, and you're no worse off than you were before.


I believe the above is underrated.


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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 9:20pm
My wife was looking over my shoulder at the forum just a moment ago.



Apparently I am no longer allowed to offer dating advice via the internet.


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Posted By: God
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 9:22pm
"Hi, I'd like to join the 15 other guys that asked you out today, just because you smiled at me in hopes of a tip."


Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 9:30pm
Originally posted by God God wrote:

"Hi, I'd like to join the 15 other guys that asked you out today, just because you smiled at me in hopes of a tip."

"But I'm better than them because I have a binder . . .

. . . and a glass rose."


Edit:  Forgot to add "improved."




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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 9:32pm
Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

Originally posted by God God wrote:

"Hi, I'd like to join the 15 other guys that asked you out today, just because you smiled at me in hopes of a tip."

"But I'm better than them because I have a binder . . .

. . . and a glass rose."




How can you argue with this?


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Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 9:44pm
Originally posted by God God wrote:



"Hi, I'd like to join the 15 other guys that asked you out today, just because you smiled at me in hopes of a tip."

God missed my statement about the average age here. It is actually 60.1 as of last year, and probably a bit older for men. Married people are somewhere around 80% population. I doubt she gets asked out 15 times in 3 months, unless she lives off the island in which case anything is possible.

Hell i dont even know if shes single lol. I was bored and felt like asking the forum for some advice hoping for a laugh, and boy did i get one. Thanks mack.

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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 9:54pm
Originally posted by ThatGuitarGuy ThatGuitarGuy wrote:

Dump her for your hot redheaded friend?Order something from her, be incredibly cheesy when she asks you if there's anything else you want, and say something incredibly awkward for her like "Could I also get your number?" Or "How about a date on ____?"
I lol'd.

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Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 10:00pm

Here's the plan and this will only work if she is working on V-day. Go to her place of work and talk to her how it must suck working on V-day when she could be out with her boyfriend. Then when she says she doesn't have a boyfriend you pull the corny "Well... You can always be my Valentine"  Then gauge her mood after you said that, make sure she doesn't think you are a creeper and if she is diggin you style ask her out for dinner mini golf whatever after work...


There thats my imput...
 
 


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Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 10:01pm
Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

My wife was looking over my shoulder at the forum just a moment ago.



Apparently I am no longer allowed to offer dating advice via the internet.
LOL


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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 10:05pm
Maxim says women hate to get asked out while at work.  Never tried it myself, but the only Maxim I've ever read had an article about it.  Bought it in an attempt to stave off sports illustrated withdrawal, didn't work.  I still have the article though, lul.

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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 10:06pm
Dammit. First I was going to advise stalking her to prove your ability to give her enough attention.

Then I was going to reccommend cutting a hole in a box.

Since those have both been tried already, I'm going to advise you to save me the trouble of having to say this in five months' time, and just reccomend that you skinhat her preemptively. Odds are it would have proven appropriate in the end anyway, might as well play the statistics and save yourself months of hollow bliss, slowly eked out by the shine fading, then leading into distrust, jealousy, fights, a messy breakup, and a myspace thread in T&O that gets nineteen sarcastic responses, six 'I told you so's, three instances of 'hit it while she's emotionally vulnerable', someone inevitably advocating the pre-breakup hail-mary threesome request, and in the end a skinhat, harpoon.jpg and tek-9.jpg.

I just like to have my usual contribution to the progression of drama already out there so I can feel really smug when it all fails miserably.


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Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 10:10pm
^There is so much win in that post^

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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 10:15pm
^there is so much win in this whole thread.^

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Posted By: ThatGuitarGuy
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 10:19pm
<~~ Noticed that the women threads on this forum are turning epic.

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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 10:40pm
The overall lulz /thread average is increasing lately.

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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 11:32pm
Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:

Try this one:

"If I asked you out, would you give me the same answer as the answer to this question?"

As far as corny things that are likely to get you positive attention, this is win. Find the right girl to ask this and you are in.

/me commits this to memory.

As far as advice goes, showing her you are good with money always helps. Next time you are there, pull out some tip money, look at it, then her, then sigh and put it back in your pocket.

If she isn't impressed with your frugality, chances are you would end up as Brihard said, so just skinhat and walk away.


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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 09 February 2010 at 11:55pm
I recommend the Dennis system for picking up women. The steps are as follows:

Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely

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Posted By: Kanye West
Date Posted: 10 February 2010 at 12:05am
Originally posted by mbro mbro wrote:

I recommend the Dennis system for picking up women. The steps are as follows:

Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely

Yo, tha's actually pretty smooth. Imma let you finish.


Posted By: Rofl_Mao
Date Posted: 10 February 2010 at 12:13am
lolwut


Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 10 February 2010 at 12:15am
Originally posted by Kanye West Kanye West wrote:

Originally posted by mbro mbro wrote:

I recommend the Dennis system for picking up women. The steps are as follows:

Demonstrate value
Engage physically
Nurture dependence
Neglect emotionally
Inspire hope
Separate entirely

Yo, tha's actually pretty smooth. Imma let you finish.



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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 10 February 2010 at 12:17am
Stern Smile

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RIP T&O Forum


Posted By: Shub
Date Posted: 10 February 2010 at 1:06am
Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:


This isn't a bartender or a stripper, this is a girl with a real (classy) job. You need to do your homework and sell yourself:
  • Follow her home to find out where she lives
  • Steal her mail so you can get her home/cell phone numbers and see if she carries a credit card balance
  • Take pictures of her from afar
  • Combine the information into a binder which you will show her when you ask her out
    • The first part of the binder is to show you are serious about a long term relationship as opposed to wanting something quick and cheap--as a minimum it should include the following:
      • Pictures of her taken in various places at all hours--this shows you think about her all the time
      • Tables containing her routine daily movements, phone numbers, likes/dislikes, etc.--this shows how attentive a boyfriend you would be
      • A combined budget based off of both of your incomes/spending patterns--lets her know you take family responsibilities seriously
    • The second section is to sell her on what a great couple you would make--minimum requirements are as follows:
      • Pictures that have you photoshopped into her daily activities--increasing her smile/apparent happiness in these photos is recommended as it demonstrates how much happier she could be with you around
      • "Morphed" pictures (from shots of the two of you) that show how great your kids would turn out
    • If you really want to impress her you could have a third section that included all the completed wedding plans (women love it when you take care of the details) but finding the addresses of all her friends/relatives for the invitations would be significantly more work.



+


Originally posted by Eville Eville wrote:

1) cut a hole in a box.




Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 10 February 2010 at 1:36am
So, believe it or not, I had a similar situation. There was a girl that worked at the Barnes and Nobel cafe (essentially a starbuck's in the store) who always worked the late shift when I'd go over to get my coffee to get through the closing paperwork at my old job. I established a good rapport simply through the action of being a familiar face that she saw every day. Once we got past the "Hi (insert name here) how's it going today?" stage (which only took about a week) I finally worked up the nerve and asked her if she was doing anything on a day that I had off, and if not, would she like to hang out. She said yes, I said cool, we exchanged numbers, and the next day I had off, we went bowling and went on a couple more dates. Unfortunately shortly after that I left my company and wound up moving into the heart of DC and she finished up her grad-school classes and moved back to NY to look for a job. However, it was quite fun while it lasted.

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Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 10 February 2010 at 4:44am
Here's a list of winners. You can pick out the ones that fit you best.

1. Hey you want to go out sometime? please... I DON'T WANT TO HURT ANY MORE!
2.I have a 9 inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.
3.Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
4.Hey you! Would you like a tussle with my cheesy muscle?
5.I won't unlock these handcuffs until you agree to go out with me.
6.I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. (Great if she gives you the old stink eye)
7.If you start talking to her then as she is speaking gently put your finger to her mouth. Stare into her eyes in that mysterious loving way. Then soflty say "Sshh. There's only one thing I want to hear right now." Pause dramaticly and take your finger from her lips slowly almost stroking them as you do. Maintain your lus.tful stare. Then say "And that's my balls slapping against your arse"
8. I want to father your children.
9.Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

Thank me later.



Posted By: Flurry
Date Posted: 10 February 2010 at 7:40am
1. Follow home to see hwere she lives.
2. Write name and phone # on a brick with marker
3. Have friend throw brick through her window.  "So you aren't lieing when you say it wasn't you."
4. wait for phone call.  Deny that it was you throwing brick.  Ask out to talk about window.  Blame person you hate that is trying to get you in trouble with law.
5. Have friend throw brick #2 with money attached for repair of windows while you are there.
6. Never mention above story.
 
Tallen seems to have good advice.  But this would be alot of fun.


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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 10 February 2010 at 9:51am
1: Find three trusted associates
2: Stage a kidnapping
3: Heroically rescue her from said kidnapping; make sure associates pound the hell out of you a bit
4: Play off her gratitude and feminine instinct to nurse you back to health
5: Barry White and massage oils followed by six and a half minutes of really mediocre sex
6: Come on T&O and tell a ludicrously exaggerated story about what actually happened.


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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 10 February 2010 at 10:35am
Scotchy ftw.

Seriously had me laughing at my desk.

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Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 10 February 2010 at 11:04am
Scotchy for the win!

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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 10 February 2010 at 12:02pm
Oh I love these threads.

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Posted By: slackerr26
Date Posted: 10 February 2010 at 12:35pm
Originally posted by tallen702 tallen702 wrote:

Scotchy ftw.

Seriously had me laughing at my desk.


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Posted By: ¤ Råp¡Ð F¡rè ¤
Date Posted: 10 February 2010 at 4:21pm
I don't think I've ever lol'ed (literally) at a thread so much as I have at this one.

I know it's early in the year, but as of now I plan to nominate Mack for "Best Post in 2010". Scotchy is in close 2nd with pick-up line #7.


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Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 10 February 2010 at 4:43pm
My binder needs more work, i dont have her schedule written down or committed to memory yet... She wasnt working today... /:

But the lulz this thread is providing in the meantime is why i keep coming back to t&o. <3

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Posted By: Monk
Date Posted: 10 February 2010 at 6:23pm
Originally posted by tallen702 tallen702 wrote:

Unfortunately shortly after that I left my company and wound up moving into the heart of DC and she finished up her grad-school classes and moved back to NY to look for a job. However, it was quite fun while it lasted.


Still freshly married I see.

Pro-tip, all previous relationships were not important, in fact, awful by current standards.

I asked out a girl at a Walmart subway she said yes but I had to cancel at the last minute. I think she was a lesbian though... I had long hair at the time and freshly shaved... Boy would she have gotten a surprise that night.


Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 10 February 2010 at 7:01pm
Originally posted by Monk Monk wrote:

I asked out a girl at a Walmart subway she said yes but I had to cancel at the last minute. I think she was a lesbian though... I had long hair at the time and freshly shaved... Boy would she have gotten a surprise that night.


So . . . you're telling us that you get mistaken for a chick on a regular basis?


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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 10 February 2010 at 7:05pm
Originally posted by NiQ-Toto NiQ-Toto wrote:

My binder needs more work, i dont have her schedule written down or committed to memory yet... She wasnt working today... /:

But the lulz this thread is providing in the meantime is why i keep coming back to t&o. <3


you need to show her this thread. That's a sure way to win with any woman.


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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 10 February 2010 at 7:29pm
Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:

Originally posted by NiQ-Toto NiQ-Toto wrote:

My binder needs more work, i dont have her schedule written down or committed to memory yet... She wasnt working today... /:

But the lulz this thread is providing in the meantime is why i keep coming back to t&o. <3


you need to show her this thread. That's a sure way to with with any woman.

I vow here and now that I will stay a member of T&O long enough to give Reb's son the same terrible advice I give these fellow forumers today.


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-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 10 February 2010 at 7:53pm
Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:


Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:


Originally posted by NiQ-Toto NiQ-Toto wrote:

My binder needs more work, i dont have her schedule written down or committed to memory yet... She wasnt working today... /:

But the lulz this thread is providing in the meantime is why i keep coming back to t&o. <3
you need to show her this thread. That's a sure way to with with any woman.

I vow here and now that I will stay a member of T&O long enough to give Reb's son the same terrible advice I give these fellow forumers today.
It wouldn't suprise me if many of us remained at least semi regular members of the forum (or any alternate should anything happen to this one) long enough to hold to that.

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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 10 February 2010 at 9:01pm
Oh no.....




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Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 10 February 2010 at 10:16pm
Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

It wouldn't suprise me if many of us remained at least semi regular members of the forum (or any alternate should anything happen to this one) long enough to hold to that.[/QUOTE]
I would hate if this forum got cut. Don't think i would have that much use for a computer.

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Posted By: ParielIsBack
Date Posted: 10 February 2010 at 11:18pm
If this forum gets cut, I will personally host a new Tippmann server.

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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 11 February 2010 at 1:39am
Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

It wouldn't suprise me if many of us remained at least semi regular members of the forum (or any alternate should anything happen to this one) long enough to hold to that.
I would hate if this forum got cut. Don't think i would have that much use for a computer.[/QUOTE] Fail at quoting, however, TRUTH.
 
I get so many lulz out of this place.


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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 11 February 2010 at 3:11pm
"My coffee tastes weird....Does it smell like chloroform to you?"

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Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 15 February 2010 at 4:50pm
This sucks, i havent run into her since posting this... I need results!

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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 15 February 2010 at 5:12pm
Obviously you allowed yourself to be seen, or otherwise detected in some manner, while conducting research for the notebook.  You will now have to invest in disguises and a tranquilizer gun.  I also recommend purchasing a second (disposable) vehicle for cash.  Access to some property in the backwoods of Kentucky that is owned under someone else's name would also be useful.

Edit:  Do you own a shovel?


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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 15 February 2010 at 5:17pm
Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:


Edit:  Do you own a shovel?
I lol'd really hard.

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Posted By: GOMEZ15
Date Posted: 15 February 2010 at 6:47pm
the new carbon fiber handle shovels are really durable, light too. girls love a handy man

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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 15 February 2010 at 6:59pm
^^^Aren't they supposed to be quieter as well?

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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 15 February 2010 at 6:59pm
I may or may not have sent this to Starbucks to warn them of a stalker Embarrassed

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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 15 February 2010 at 7:21pm
You just want her for yourself.  (Ahh . . . using the old "white knight" trick.)

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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 16 February 2010 at 9:25am
I'd personally go light Tippmanns HQ on fire, if they were to cut this forum.

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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 16 February 2010 at 12:24pm
Word. T&O is the only thing to have remained a part of my life since I joined.

I'm not sure I would find it worth paying for the internets if it was taken away from me.


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Posted By: Flurry
Date Posted: 16 February 2010 at 5:25pm
If you ever get her on a date you will want to put these items in your back seat to see the reaction.
Black trash bags "The big construction ones"
Duct tape "Silver"
Above listed shovel
Rope
leather work gloves
1 extra set of clothing
You should also wear a new black hoody, a ball cap, and drive an old full sized van.  Window chalk on the side "Free Puppies and candy!"
Then you should get on the fourm and tell us how it went.
 


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Posted By: GOMEZ15
Date Posted: 16 February 2010 at 7:02pm
^^^ don't forget the shades and the knife. chicks dig mysterious men. 

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Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 18 February 2010 at 5:04pm
Mmm partial success is partial. Got her number, asked if she was free this weekend, got a "Ohhhh im sorry, i had plans made already" but it seemed sincere.

Shot her a text with my number so shes got it asking her to tell me if she gets free this weekend. Will report back when i hear anything.

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Posted By: billat10oclock
Date Posted: 18 February 2010 at 9:10pm
good luck i dont have a cell phone so i cant flirt by way of txtng

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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 18 February 2010 at 9:36pm
Originally posted by billat10oclock billat10oclock wrote:

good luck i dont have a cell phone so i cant flirt by way of txtng
I actually have a "sexting" plan for my phone. It allows me to send unlimited txt messages and pictures of my junk between the hours of midnight and 3am on the weekends. It comes in handy.

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Posted By: ParielIsBack
Date Posted: 19 February 2010 at 1:27am
Originally posted by mbro mbro wrote:

Originally posted by billat10oclock billat10oclock wrote:

good luck i dont have a cell phone so i cant flirt by way of txtng
I actually have a "sexting" plan for my phone. It allows me to send unlimited txt messages and pictures of my junk between the hours of midnight and 3am on the weekends. It comes in handy.


Don't make me laugh.  My roommate's sleeping for God's sake.


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Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 19 February 2010 at 9:27am
Originally posted by mbro mbro wrote:

It comes in handy.


There are roaming charges for that much entendre.


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Posted By: FreeEnterprise
Date Posted: 19 February 2010 at 10:25am
Ok, seriously. You never get anything in life without trying. Typically harder than most others will try, if the score is epic.
 
I asked my wife out 9 times before she said yes...
 
 
Here is what I would do.
 
Copy and paste this on a blank piece of paper.
 
 
 
http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/forum_posts.asp?TID=184501&PN=5 - http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/forum_posts.asp?TID=184501&PN=5
 
 
at the bottom of the paper put your name and number. with a large ?
 
 
 
fold it up, and seal it into an envelope and write on the front of the envelope, open AFTER work...
 
 
Give it to her next time you see her.
 
If she calls, then she is OK with your abnormal obsession with T&O and probably a pretty cool chick.
 
If not, no problem...
 
 
 
ps pics or shens.


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Posted By: FreeEnterprise
Date Posted: 19 February 2010 at 10:31am
The reasons ^ will work.
 
1. Originality
2. Thought and preparation
3. Curiosity
4. Fun


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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 19 February 2010 at 12:55pm
Originally posted by mbro mbro wrote:

Originally posted by billat10oclock billat10oclock wrote:

good luck i dont have a cell phone so i cant flirt by way of txtng
I actually have a "sexting" plan for my phone. It allows me to send unlimited txt messages and pictures of my junk between the hours of midnight and 3am on the weekends. It comes in handy.


. . . and, luckily for mbro, it also has a telephoto lens to make small things look bigger.


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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 19 February 2010 at 1:53pm
FE, I think I figured out why it took 9 tries.

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Posted By: FreeEnterprise
Date Posted: 19 February 2010 at 1:54pm

yep...



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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 19 February 2010 at 1:56pm


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Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 19 February 2010 at 4:17pm
Most girls have made up their mind if your what they want within 5 minutes of meeting you.
 
I wouldn't follow up anymore than you already have.  Girls will MAKE time for you if they really want too.  There's a fine line between charming/stalker.  Not saying you crossed it, just making a statement.
 
And dead girls can't say no... jus' sayin'


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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 19 February 2010 at 5:18pm
Protip- Don't take relationship advice from Heres To You.

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-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.


Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 19 February 2010 at 5:53pm
Well im a bad judge of age. Shes 17 lol. And is in high school. And has a boyfriend. I would have sworn she was 20.

But she still wants to chill. Sounds like i might be getting my first illegal hookup in the bag haha.

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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 19 February 2010 at 6:16pm
Originally posted by Heres To You Heres To You wrote:

Most girls have made up their mind if your what they want within 5 minutes of meeting you.
 
I wouldn't follow up anymore than you already have.  Girls will MAKE time for you if they really want too.  There's a fine line between charming/stalker.  Not saying you crossed it, just making a statement.
 


It's not stalking until the police are involved catch you.


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Posted By: slackerr26
Date Posted: 19 February 2010 at 6:51pm
Originally posted by NiQ-Toto NiQ-Toto wrote:

Well im a bad judge of age. Shes 17 lol. And is in high school. And has a boyfriend. I would have sworn she was 20.

But she still wants to chill. Sounds like i might be getting my first illegal hookup in the bag haha.


how old are you?


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Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 19 February 2010 at 7:14pm
im 22

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Posted By: jerseypaint
Date Posted: 19 February 2010 at 7:47pm
In b4 pedobear.gif

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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 19 February 2010 at 8:28pm
Originally posted by NiQ-Toto NiQ-Toto wrote:

im 22


In honor of the olympics:



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Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 19 February 2010 at 8:44pm
[QUOTE=NiQ-Toto] Shes 17 lol. And is in high school. [QUOTE]

Not a problem. Trade the plain binder for a Hanson 'trapakeepa'.

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Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 19 February 2010 at 9:31pm
Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Protip- Don't take relationship advice from Heres To You.

Unless you have something to hide from her, and want to keep it hidden.


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Posted By: Heres To You
Date Posted: 19 February 2010 at 11:32pm

^^ In which case I'm the guy to go too...

Was anything I said not true bri?



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Posted By: Rofl_Mao
Date Posted: 19 February 2010 at 11:47pm
Originally posted by NiQ-Toto NiQ-Toto wrote:

im 22






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