Could you get a massage by a man...
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Topic: Could you get a massage by a man...
Posted By: pntbl freak
Subject: Could you get a massage by a man...
Date Posted: 25 February 2010 at 10:52pm
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I was watching a rerun of Seinfeld and in the episode, George gets a massage from a man...So I was wondering if you could get a massage by a masseur. I dont think I would be comfortable enough to enjoy the message so I have to say I wouldnt do it. -------------  |
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Posted By: Eville
Date Posted: 25 February 2010 at 10:54pm
Impossible. ------------- 
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pntbl freak wrote:Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 25 February 2010 at 10:58pm
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I read this as "message by a man", lol.
It kind of depends. We had a female masseuse come around when I worked at Huguley, but was she was crazy hot, and I was kind of worried about unseen side effects, and it was a timed massage so you're getting up regardless. My other choice was a big muscular Brazilian dude. So I can look gay, or like a perv.
Had it not been the circumstances of looking weird choosing the ripped dude over the hot girl (his wife BTW), I'd have totally done it. Back rub's a back rub, they went to school for it. I'd just be like, keep it on the high end yo
 Of course, that's why God made girlfriends. Then you can get the undercarriage to go along with the body detail. ------------- 
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Posted By: Darur
Date Posted: 25 February 2010 at 11:09pm
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I'd take a lady over a dude any day, but I'm pretty sure if the idea of getting a massage from a guy makes you that uncomfortable, your problem isn't that your masseuse is a fella. ------------- Real Men play Tuba [IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! http://www.tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/log_off_user.asp" rel="nofollow - DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 25 February 2010 at 11:12pm
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Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 25 February 2010 at 11:14pm
I'm sure that, uh... 'happens' on a fairly regular basis. Just something they deal with. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: Eville
Date Posted: 25 February 2010 at 11:27pm
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FOR THE LOVE OF FSM, THE TERM IS MASSEUR! -------------
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 25 February 2010 at 11:30pm
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Depends.
In an athletic type situation, I wouldnt care.
Also if my back was killing me I wouldnt care.
But in a closed room, me wearing a towel scenario, candles etc id perfer it be a woman. Perferrably a girlfriend so things wont get awkward ------------- 
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Posted By: pntbl freak
Date Posted: 25 February 2010 at 11:32pm
Interesting...I always thought masseuse was a gender neutral word... ------------- |
Posted By: Eville
Date Posted: 25 February 2010 at 11:44pm
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Nope. masseuse is always female, masseur is always male. -------------
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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 12:07am
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Point A: Massages feel awesome Point B: I am comfortable with my sexuality Point C: The quality of a massage is not determined by gender Point D: Massages feel really awesome Point E: There's an obvious reason why it's psychologically nicer to have the opposite sex perform your massage Point F: Massages are truly kickass Point G: Haven't had a massage in ages Point H: See my thread about "Sensation-Seekers" Conclusion: Points A, D, F, G, and H indicate that it is highly probable that I want a massage at any given time of day. Points B and C show that I am not concerned with what gender is administering the massage, provided said massage is not of the erotic variety. However, in consideration of Point E, it is clear that I would have a preference in this situation. To sum it all up. Even if this is not paid, I don't really care who gives me a massage, as long as it's a good one. If there are female candidates, I would elect to have the massage performed by the one that has the greatest skill in performing the act. In regards to males giving me a massage, I would be extremely selective. Considerations include the circumstance around the massage and my opinion of the male doing it. Of course, happy endings and even massaging of the ears would be off limits by males. ------------- 
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 1:05am
This . . .
. . . and this.
Edited Addition:
Out of context quotes ftw. ------------- 
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 1:43am
| in general, i believe that the person giving the massage generally leaves the room when its time for you to get up/change. |
Posted By: DaveEllis
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 2:52am
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 2:53am
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ITT: Homophobia I'd pick whoever gave the better massage. ------------- 
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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 7:12am
That says it all. ------------- ? |
Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 9:51am
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Yeah I would prefer a Girl, but I have had a massage from a Man before... no big deal. It's only creepy if the dude asks you to turn over... ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 10:56am
Didn't you just tell us about your first kiss in another thread? -------------
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Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 11:06am
------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 12:01pm
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My apologies, I went back and checked and you were right.* (And I really like the phrase "nag box**.") After rereading your post, I realized you're the forumer who indicated that you wanted to be face down if you were naked in front of another man. *What can I say, my memory must be going. **Although I'm not planning on using it anywhere within hearing range of the wife. -------------
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Posted By: stick_boy_2002
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 12:46pm
i thought masseur was sir in french. on another note i had a friend who was looking for a good male massage therapist so he wouldnt eerk hs girl friend at the time ------------- 
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 12:53pm
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If your gf gets grumpy over a professional massage, see guitarguy's thread.
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Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 1:12pm
------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 1:15pm
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Mack, since I am young and foolish, I WILL be using the phrase 'nag box' (my new favorite term btw) in front of the wife as soon as I get a chance. I like to live dangerously. ------------- ? |
Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 1:21pm
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Dude if she slaps you don't come complaining to me. ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 1:41pm
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Nag box = win. On getting massaged by a man: as long as it is not a sensual mah-sage, it's all gravy. ------------- 
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Posted By: Eville
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 1:43pm
I believe that is "monsieur" -------------
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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 1:48pm
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I've actually got a friend from HS (about a 7/10 in the looks department) who is a professional, she runs a day spa back home. She's supposed to be really good, but despite my wife's back problems she wouldn't go see her. She thought it was weird that I knew the girl, and I couldn't go to her because....well...I knew her. We both missed out on some quality massage.
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Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 1:51pm
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Or a possible menage a trois ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 1:53pm
Also mentioned...albeit in jest. I still had to sleep on the couch. ------------- ? |
Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 1:55pm
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Atleast you tried man. ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 2:31pm
fixed. Edit:
Pics of results required. -------------
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Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 2:35pm
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Is bonus balling considered massage? ------------- My shoes of peace have steel toes. |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 2:36pm
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Only if you were face down.
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Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 3:01pm
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The real question here-Would you give a man a footrub? -------------
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 3:03pm
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Nope. ... To either question. ------------- |
Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 26 February 2010 at 4:11pm
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Happy endings are legal in Rhode Island. I think I will choose the female. ------------- Que pasa? 
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