Life lesson: Bouncer suck (update with story)
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Topic: Life lesson: Bouncer suck (update with story)
Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Subject: Life lesson: Bouncer suck (update with story)
Date Posted: 27 March 2010 at 3:58pm
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They always win. And the cops will NEVER be on your side.
Copying story to first post for easy finding: Well what happened was, i was asked to leave the bar for reasons unknown to me, which i did because i didnt want any problems. As i was walking to the parking lot i may have been running my mouth a bit about being asked to leave, but i was leaving and not initiating any physical contact. This one bouncer followed me and was pushing me, i hadnt driven so i was going to walk to my friends apartment. He pushed me off the curb into the parking lot. Bouncer keeps pushing me and i was asking him why, even though im clearly just walking away, hes still following me. A friend of the bouncer (big, black, beard) picked me up and threw me over his shoulder, i fell from about 5 feet straight onto my neck and back on concrete. Rolled around before being able to get up and called the cops, because that was some serious BS. Cops talk to me, talk to the bouncer, "watched the security video" which shows me "leaving the bar peacefully and then calling the cops." I asked to see the video and was told no. Cop made fun of my story by saying that a random "kimbo slice lookalike" just picked me up and threw me for no reason. Then they accused me of making this whole thing up. They released me to my friend instead of arresting me, im not sure what i would have been arrested for. Now my neck and back are seriously screwed up, but hopefully it resolves itself. They asked me if i wanted an ambulance ride and i said no because i didnt want to have to pay for it, and if my back was really messed up i would get myself to the hospital. So i might be taking a trip to see whats wrong, if its more than just some bad bruising. I think it was just a case of a bouncer being a hot head and picking someone to mess with, and i got the lucky number. ------------- ///AMG What? |
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Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 27 March 2010 at 4:03pm
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So you're the one who had to be told to turn off the engine before changing the fan belt. ------------- My shoes of peace have steel toes. |
Posted By: JohnnyCanuck
Date Posted: 27 March 2010 at 4:10pm
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fighting stories are so cool.
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Posted By: Kayback
Date Posted: 27 March 2010 at 4:41pm
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I used to train with the guys who were bouncers at the clubs I went to.
No. Don't. They get paid to "sort people out". KBK |
Posted By: ParielIsBack
Date Posted: 27 March 2010 at 5:13pm
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Cousin is a bouncer, only occasionally these days though. I would not pick a fight with him, for sure. Story time? ------------- BU Engineering 2012 |
Posted By: slackerr26
Date Posted: 27 March 2010 at 5:33pm
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yo broskis i was totally wasted last night and fought a bouncer how sweet am i guys?????
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 27 March 2010 at 5:46pm
NiQ has been here longer than you. ------------- 
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slackerr26 wrote:Posted By: slackerr26
Date Posted: 27 March 2010 at 5:59pm
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Posted By: Zata
Date Posted: 27 March 2010 at 6:54pm
Not long enough apparently. |
Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 27 March 2010 at 8:27pm
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Well what happened was, i was asked to leave the bar for reasons unknown to me, which i did because i didnt want any problems. As i was walking to the parking lot i may have been running my mouth a bit about being asked to leave, but i was leaving and not initiating any physical contact. This one bouncer followed me and was pushing me, i hadnt driven so i was going to walk to my friends apartment. He pushed me off the curb into the parking lot.
Bouncer keeps pushing me and i was asking him why, even though im clearly just walking away, hes still following me. A friend of the bouncer (big, black, beard) picked me up and threw me over his shoulder, i fell from about 5 feet straight onto my neck and back on concrete. Rolled around before being able to get up and called the cops, because that was some serious BS. Cops talk to me, talk to the bouncer, "watched the security video" which shows me "leaving the bar peacefully and then calling the cops." I asked to see the video and was told no. Cop made fun of my story by saying that a random "kimbo slice lookalike" just picked me up and threw me for no reason. Then they accused me of making this whole thing up. They released me to my friend instead of arresting me, im not sure what i would have been arrested for. Now my neck and back are seriously screwed up, but hopefully it resolves itself. They asked me if i wanted an ambulance ride and i said no because i didnt want to have to pay for it, and if my back was really messed up i would get myself to the hospital. So i might be taking a trip to see whats wrong, if its more than just some bad bruising. I think it was just a case of a bouncer being a hot head and picking someone to mess with, and i got the lucky number. ------------- ///AMG What? |
Posted By: Zata
Date Posted: 27 March 2010 at 8:57pm
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Its kind of funny to me that he just picks you up and throws you. What are you going to do if there are medical bills? I'm assuming that since the police did nothing, it wouldn't hold up in court for any kind of law suit, if you took that direction. |
Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 27 March 2010 at 9:02pm
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My buddy is a former bouncer-he's like 6'7" 260 pounds of solid muscle. Not sure he's ever been in a fight, but really he doesn't have to, lol. ------------- 
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Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 27 March 2010 at 9:21pm
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Dude if i saw it happen and it wasnt me, i would have laughed at my ass for getting picked up and dropped.
My back isnt too terrible, i think its just bruised, im expecting some pain killers over the next few days and well see what happens after that. Really moving around isnt bad, just getting up from sitting/laying and bending over i gotta take it kinda slow. ------------- ///AMG What? |
Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 27 March 2010 at 9:26pm
You've got the money, hire a lawyer, sue their asses in civil court, subpoena the security tape and make sure you have a trial by jury. Step 2: Profit Sue the bar, sue the bouncers. ------------- <Removed overly wide sig. Tsk, you know better.> |
Posted By: Mehs
Date Posted: 27 March 2010 at 11:21pm
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Sue. Simple, you will win, asshat will learn that he can't mess with anyone he feels like.
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Posted By: The Guy
Date Posted: 28 March 2010 at 12:07am
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should have stayed on the ground and feigned an injury ------------- http://www.anomationanodizing.com - My Site 
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Posted By: slackerr26
Date Posted: 28 March 2010 at 12:07am
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Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 28 March 2010 at 12:25am
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 28 March 2010 at 3:58am
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A bouncer told me and a girl tonight that we'd either have to cool it down or leave. I think that was a compliment. ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 28 March 2010 at 4:19am
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FINISH THEM! In court. ------------- 
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Posted By: ParielIsBack
Date Posted: 28 March 2010 at 9:28am
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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 28 March 2010 at 12:20pm
This was right after you were walking down the beach and came across 8 hot girls right? ------------- <Removed overly wide sig. Tsk, you know better.> |
Posted By: little devil
Date Posted: 28 March 2010 at 1:42pm
| Ive only seen bouncers (all of them) lose once. But I guess thats what happens when the first bouncer to get knocked out had the main walkie talkie to contact other bouncers at the bars in the area. It IS funny seeing a bar with half the bouncers having black eyes the following weekend. They dont always win, especially with 10+ guys on either side wanting to fight each other and them in the middle. |
Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 28 March 2010 at 1:43pm
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If what you say is true, I would sue just for the principle. ------------- 
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Posted By: NiQ-Toto
Date Posted: 28 March 2010 at 4:14pm
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I dont want to get involved in a lawsuit, i actually know a lot of the people that work at the bar and most of them say that bouncer is a hot head. It wasnt him that threw me though, it was another kid, who doesnt work there.
Plus, im only at school till may, then im out of here for good. If this drags on into something long and drawn out, i dont want to have to deal with it from work in another state. And i dont want something stupid like this following me around. Im gonna stop in at the health center tomorrow and see what they say. My back feels a bit better today, i dont think its bone problems i think its just some heavy muscle bruising in my lower back, but hopefully they can tell me better. ------------- ///AMG What? |