Machineguns and bacon
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Topic: Machineguns and bacon
Posted By: brihard
Subject: Machineguns and bacon
Date Posted: 30 March 2010 at 6:58pm
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http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/2010/03/26/cooking-some-bacon-the-machine-gun-method/ - http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/2010/03/26/cooking-some-bacon-the-machine-gun-method/
This person wins at life, by default. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 30 March 2010 at 7:04pm
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------------- Que pasa? 
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MohammedAllah wrote:Posted By: oldsoldier
Date Posted: 30 March 2010 at 7:23pm
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The days of the C-rat can on the manifold cooking, or the exploding early MRE's on manifolds making a bean and weinie stench for a few days as you drive along, still hungry, are fond memories. Soldiers are known to improvise, so no surprise.
The MG-3 the son of the MG-42, which in WW2 as a comman cooker for the Wehrmacht. Several books written by Soldats of the Wehrmacht in Russia stated how they boiled water with 300rds fired through a MG-42. Spare barrels were fired and then used to heat the troops sleeping in foxholes. In Alaska the M-60 spare barrel after firing 100-200 blanks was a good sleeping bag heater, kept the feet toasty. ------------- 
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 30 March 2010 at 7:48pm
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I knew OS would have an interesting story.
An ex girlfriends dad was a jailguard and one point in his life, and told me prisoners would sometimes cook grilled cheese on the oldschool heaters. ------------- 
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Posted By: *Stealth*
Date Posted: 30 March 2010 at 9:22pm
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That's a mans man. ------------- |
Posted By: Gatyr
Date Posted: 30 March 2010 at 10:11pm
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Machine-gun-cooked bacon.... I'm not sure you can get much manlier than that. ------------- 
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Posted By: oldsoldier
Date Posted: 30 March 2010 at 10:14pm
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How about C-4 pinched and rolled into a marble sized ball and used to heat ration cans. Could heat my 'Ham and Mutha's' (Ham and Limas) and heat my water for coffee. Just don't stomp on it to put it out.
We used to break apart a claymore before we crossed the wire for the C-4, could heat the squads rations for a week in the bush. -------------
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Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 31 March 2010 at 12:26pm
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How big a gun would you need to cook the whole pig? ------------- My shoes of peace have steel toes. |
Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 31 March 2010 at 12:30pm
40mm Bofar AA cannon. ------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 31 March 2010 at 12:40pm
Hand me the Pam. Should I put the pig on mouth first? ------------- My shoes of peace have steel toes. |
Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 31 March 2010 at 12:42pm
Good question...twin guns=2 pigs! ------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: DaveEllis
Date Posted: 31 March 2010 at 12:42pm
Thats a good question, which of the holes is bigger? I guess we could find that out by the farmer who is smiling more. |
Posted By: 98God
Date Posted: 31 March 2010 at 9:15pm
| Pure genius. |