Zap!
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Topic: Zap!
Posted By: Mack
Subject: Zap!
Date Posted: 04 May 2010 at 1:10pm
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Nothing says "America" like baseball and . . . tasers? http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Teen-fan-tasered-by-Phillies-security-after-runn?urn=mlb,238457 - Link TL;DR: 17 year-old thought running onto the field during a game in Philadelphia was a good idea and an overweight cop who didn't fell like chasing him broke out the taser. Police chief is supporting the cop, Phillies management are questioning the need for that level of force and some liberal sports writer is getting all whiny about it; yada, yada, yada. Personal thoughts: If you don't like being shocked keep your stupid butt off the field. (Oh and the police need to improve their fitness standards.) My favorite part of the article below: Pic fail . . . give me a few. Never mind . . . Image Shack seems to be having issues. I can't even log on now. ------------- 
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Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 04 May 2010 at 1:24pm
Tinypic Brah!
 Inb4 -Don't taze me bro ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 04 May 2010 at 1:34pm
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I don't get it. He had a gun. Why didn't he just shoot the kid? ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: oldpbnoob
Date Posted: 04 May 2010 at 1:46pm
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If I had a choice of watching a baseball game or a bunch a fat guys chasing a kid around and then tazing him..... ------------- "When I grow up I want to marry a rich man and live in a condor next to the beach" -- My 7yr old daughter. |
Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 04 May 2010 at 2:42pm
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I thought that was mid game entertainment...
------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: stick_boy_2002
Date Posted: 04 May 2010 at 8:35pm
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tasers are the new american past time. ------------- 
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Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 05 May 2010 at 12:40am
/thread closed. ------------- 
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Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 05 May 2010 at 1:28am
| What a shocking story. I bet he had to get pretty amped up before doing something like that - I know I wouldn't have the joules. |
Posted By: Rofl_Mao
Date Posted: 05 May 2010 at 1:32am
We get it, you tazer. |
Linus wrote:Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 05 May 2010 at 1:55am
You have an electrifying sense of humor. Too much? -------------
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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 05 May 2010 at 6:42am
Nonsense, it's difficult for anyone with the capacity for humor to resist charging directly into current events which induce people to exclaim "ohmygod." The potential for lulz is coulombian in magnitude in what would be an otherwise static thread. ------------- 
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Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 05 May 2010 at 10:05am
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That was a fairly good shot for a fat man running. ------------- My shoes of peace have steel toes. |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 05 May 2010 at 10:18am
------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 05 May 2010 at 10:24am
Ass.  |
Posted By: FreeEnterprise
Date Posted: 05 May 2010 at 10:35am
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Anyone up for a good game of taser tag? ------------- They tremble at my name... 
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Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 05 May 2010 at 11:09am
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Not if Linus is playing... he looks like a pro ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 05 May 2010 at 11:51am
Very nicely done by all involved. The energy expended in these puns was well worth the effort; the circuit is closed as the pupils have become the masters. I must now retire and meditate on these events. (Ohmmmmmmmmm . . . ) -------------
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 05 May 2010 at 11:58am
fixed ------------- 
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 05 May 2010 at 12:06pm
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^^^ Nice . . . and your forum name goes well with the topic too.
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Posted By: FreeEnterprise
Date Posted: 05 May 2010 at 12:12pm
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wimps play paintball...
I'm starting a speed taser team.
Names?...
lectric screamers.
Shock time
energizers
zappers
Kill-o-watts
Taze team ------------- They tremble at my name...
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 05 May 2010 at 12:21pm
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"Amped" would be a good name for a team in that league.
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Posted By: FreeEnterprise
Date Posted: 05 May 2010 at 12:24pm
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lol ------------- They tremble at my name...
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Posted By: ThatGuitarGuy
Date Posted: 05 May 2010 at 4:11pm
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Has High Voltage posted in this thread yet?
------------- Skillet: I've never been terribly fond of the look of a vagina |
Posted By: Kayback
Date Posted: 06 May 2010 at 4:09am
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Don't know the full story, but it looks like a good use of the tazer.
However it doesn't actually look like he got tazed. Looks like he took a dive when he was effectively cornered. Besides I'd prefer to be tazed than take a body check from tubbo there. KBK |
Posted By: Hysteria
Date Posted: 06 May 2010 at 12:15pm
The picture never worked for me, that is until I was checking this thread from my Blackberry in class. Not the most opportune place to see such an amazing picture for the first time. |