Funny Website
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Topic: Funny Website
Posted By: Hudson
Subject: Funny Website
Date Posted: 25 May 2010 at 9:54pm
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if you saw i just made a post about this, it is because I DID. it had a little bit of offensive language in it, and since i realized what i had done after i posted it, i deleted it. the website is www.dontevenreply.com. here is one of the stories on here.(done a little tweaking to make it appropriate, put *example* stars around words i changed.)
Christmas Dinner
Posted at: 2009-12-06 12:21:18
Original ad:
From Me to ************@*********.org:we need professional catering for our Christmas day dinner party. must have experience catering. SERIOUS RESPONSES ONLY Hello, I am writing in response to your ad looking for a caterer for your Christmas dinner party. I am a freelance chef with a lot of catering experience. I was the top chef at the world renowned Restauran de Bon Foodeux for over five years. If you are still looking for a caterer, let me know. Thanks, Michael From Brian ******* to Me: Michael thank you for responding. what are your rates? we are expecting about twenty people at are dinner party so will need enough food for all of them. can you supply the food and we reimburse you? also do you have a menu of meals you cook for us to choose from? From Me to Brian *******: Brian, Supplying the food will not be a problem. I have a wide variety of exquisite dishes for you to choose from, which I will list below. My rates are per person and it depends on the meal, but generally ranges from $20-$40 per person. Here are the meals I typically offer: La Nouille du Triomphe A meal of pure bliss and flavor - a delicious plate of ramen noodles boiled in the purest of water. Noodles can be flavored with either chicken or beef seasoning. Le Repas du Fromage Délicieux A mouthwatering bowl of easy mac cooked to perfection in a microwave. Served with a side of peanut M&Ms. Le Repas de la Faim de Grande Personne A delectably and savory microwaved TV dinner. The dish comes with two pieces of fried chicken, mashed potatoes, freshly grown vegetables and a satisfying brownie that is heated to absolute perfection. Le Sandwich Rouge A truly phenomenal sandwich consisting of ketchup spread over a carefully microwaved piece of bread, and then topped with another piece of bread. Comes with a side of mayonnaise for dipping. Dessert Le Plat du Lait et de la Céréale A satisfying end to your meal, this dessert consists of a bowl of fruit loops served with either skim or 2% milk. Milk can be substituted with water for those on a diet. La Pâtisserie Bourrée Individually wrapped Twinkies that have been microwaved to sheer delight. Let me know which meals you are interested in, and I can give you a quote on how much everything will cost. Thank you, Michael From Brian ******* to Me: what the *buck* you actually cater that *sheet* to people ? yea im gonna serve easy mac and Twinkies for Christmas dinner are you *buckin* kidding me. my son in college could make that *sheet*! From Me to Brian *******: Brian, The twinkies aren't for everyone. I understand if you are on a diet, but for me, nothing celebrates the birth of Jesus like a twinkie and some good easy mac. If you aren't interested in that meal, would you consider any of my other options? My personal favorite is Le Sandwich Rouge. That is also very affordable. For twenty people, it would probably cost you about $400. Michael From Brian ******* to Me: cut the *bulls sheet* fancy french names and call it a goddamn gross *bass* ketchup sandwich From Me to Brian *******: Brian, I am personally offended that you are insulting my masterpiece meals. These are perfected family recipes that have been passed down for generations of chefs in my family. Cooking is my art, and for you to insult me without even trying my work is just plain rude. Michael |
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Posted By: slackerr26
Date Posted: 25 May 2010 at 9:57pm
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