HALP ME!1!11!!on111111!!!!!!
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Topic: HALP ME!1!11!!on111111!!!!!!
Posted By: Tical3.0
Subject: HALP ME!1!11!!on111111!!!!!!
Date Posted: 04 November 2010 at 3:38pm
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So, I was just asked to go babysit my friends 2 kids. Her kids I believe are 5-7 and I have only babysat my just under 2 year old neice... So my ?uestion to you folks is. How the hell do I keep these little demons entertained and not annoying? ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
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Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 04 November 2010 at 3:43pm
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Somebody help. I fear for my life. everything I have heard about these mofos is nothing but terror. ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: Linus
Date Posted: 04 November 2010 at 3:44pm
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TV and promises of chocolate for good behavior.
Or 0.5mg/kg of Benadryl... Either / or. ------------- 
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Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 04 November 2010 at 3:47pm
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Boys or girls?? Cartoon Network for boys. Bakugan, Johnny Test, Scooby Doo, Ben 10. VIDEO GAMES Disney for girls...Hannah Montana, Wizards of Waverly place or Nickelodeon iCarly!. ------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 04 November 2010 at 3:47pm
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These kids are smart. My bribes of chocolate would be met with a pillowcase full of halloween candy to the face... I do like our second option though. ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 04 November 2010 at 3:48pm
One of each brah. ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Ceesman762 wrote:Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 04 November 2010 at 3:51pm
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Disney.
------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 04 November 2010 at 3:54pm
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Word. Trust a simple as these answers are, believe me they help. Like I said I have only babysat my baby neice and the most trouble I have had with her is praying that she doesn't boom boom in here underdraws ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: GroupB
Date Posted: 04 November 2010 at 4:02pm
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Do they have dogs? |
Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 04 November 2010 at 4:25pm
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Negative. ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: GroupB
Date Posted: 04 November 2010 at 4:33pm
| Damn, that means you can't put them in cages in the closet. |
Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 04 November 2010 at 4:35pm
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Trust that was the first thing that came to mind. ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 04 November 2010 at 4:48pm
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Simple solution, call the parent of the kids you are going to babysit, ask the parent what the kids like to do, play or watch. Board games and video games are great. DVD movies, Disney movies, Cartoons and the like. Godzilla movies are always a hit with boys. How long are you watching them for??
------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 04 November 2010 at 4:49pm
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A couple of hours... she says... Either way I am off to hell in t-minus 15 minutes ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 04 November 2010 at 4:50pm
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Good Luck, relax and don't let them out of your sight.
------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 04 November 2010 at 7:43pm
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Too late for me to weigh in. GL, HF, DD. ------------- ? |
Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 04 November 2010 at 7:52pm
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Holy mother of god these little tykes are straight from lucifers man bits.
They stole my hat They stole my phone They poured my apple juice out all over the floor The one hit me with a broom The other one stretched the heck out of my shirt I have a headache that is pounding which is not good because I have to work in a couple hours. If it wasnt for my friend coming by and putting them to sleep I would still prolly be getting mauled by these little hellcats ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: kickinwing2010
Date Posted: 04 November 2010 at 8:38pm
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Dang, that sucks man kids are a tricky thing and that is why I am going to teach high school. ------------- 
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Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 04 November 2010 at 8:44pm
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yeah and this is why im making an appointment to get the snip snip done ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 04 November 2010 at 9:17pm
| Play doctor |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 04 November 2010 at 9:43pm
Because they still act that way but some of them are big enough to hurt you? ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: StormyKnight
Date Posted: 05 November 2010 at 6:32am
Sorry for being late on the subject. Just three suggestions if this should happen again: Chloroform, ball-gags and ductape. 'nuff said. ------------- 
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Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 05 November 2010 at 7:20am
I have written these steps down and placed them in my wallet should I ever need them in the future. Thanks for all your help/laughs gypsies ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: God
Date Posted: 05 November 2010 at 3:40pm
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Best solution: Say no, if asked. Problem solved.
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Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 05 November 2010 at 4:23pm
Yeah but Brownie points man. Brownie points lead to nookie. ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 05 November 2010 at 5:11pm
INB4 GuitarGuy  ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 05 November 2010 at 5:22pm
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1. Take one Tylenol PM. 2. Separate into 2 separate but equal quantities. 3. Insert into food supply. 4. Feed children. 5. ????? 6. Profit. ------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 05 November 2010 at 5:47pm
Lol. Nah Im not that bad. ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 06 November 2010 at 12:33am
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Jesus juice! ------------- 
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