I became a man today
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Topic: I became a man today
Posted By: Kayback
Subject: I became a man today
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 3:24pm
Well a father specifically.
:) At 02:38Z this morning our 3.99Kg baby girl was delivered. KBK |
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Posted By: FreeEnterprise
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 3:54pm
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Congrats... Sleep is overrated. ------------- They tremble at my name... 
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Posted By: Magoo
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 4:16pm
| Congratulations. Now look out the window. See that? That's your free time. Have fun! |
Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 4:29pm
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Was expecting another gun thread, congrats man! ------------- PSN Tag: AmmoLord XBL: xXAmmoLordXx ~Minister of Tinkering With Things That Go "BOOM!"(AKA Minister of Munitions)~ |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 4:50pm
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inb4 "I traded my baby for an AK" thread. But congratulations. ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 4:53pm
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AND SHE WILL BE NAMED... eeeeh... Harriot. ------------- 
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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 5:01pm
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What's the street value of 4kg of baby these days? Congrats ------------- 
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 5:03pm
An AK, two Glocks, and a pound of black tar heroin. ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
evillepaintball wrote:Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 5:32pm
| Congrats dude |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 6:39pm
You should have them toss in a tattoo as well. Kayback Congratulations.  Also, IMHO, this is the only "became a man" thread that actually counts. ------------- 
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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 6:52pm
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Your wife is probably more of a man than you after all that pain. Congrats! |
Posted By: ParielIsBack
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 9:40pm
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Congratulations, man.
------------- BU Engineering 2012 |
Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 10:50pm
| If I've learned anything about your part of the world, I'm pretty sure you're supposed to let a baboon hold the baby over a cliff now. |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 11:28pm
Usually, when people say "I lol'd," they didn't really laugh out loud. Reading that, I actually "lol'd." ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: Kayback
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 12:04am
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Yeah, me too.
I would have, but the baboon was cleaning my AK. From my brother a 4kg baby is worth this : 
Thanks guys. Oh and yeah, my wife is way more manly than me. KBK |
Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 12:15am
| congrats! |
Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 12:30am
| Congrats! |
Posted By: kickinwing2010
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 2:03am
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Congrats sir. ------------- 
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Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 11:21am
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congrats. keep that ak around, gonna need it in a few years.
is it just me or do they already have the same hair style? that takes skill there... ------------- saving the world, one warship at a time. |
Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 11:35am
Congrats, Kayback. Catch you on Minecraft some time around final release I guess. 
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Posted By: StormyKnight
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 11:45am
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Awesome man! She's beautiful!! Congrats!!! ------------- 
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Posted By: Dazed
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 12:59pm
| Congratulations. Welcome to the insanity. |
Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 1:39pm
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Question is. Have you bought her a gun yet?
On that not as has been said countless times Congrats KBK. ------------- I ♣ hippies. |
Posted By: Kayback
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 3:42pm
I've already decided that first time she brings a boy home I'm not gonna be cleaning my shotgun, I'm gonna be loading AK mags. :) Thanks all. Wife and kid still doing well. KBK |
Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 3:56pm
This. Sincerest congratulations here my man. Glad to hear everyone is well. ------------- ? |
Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 4:41pm
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She is adorable! Congratulations!
------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 06 January 2011 at 10:50am
WINRAR WINRAR
Congrats Kayback. ------------- 
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Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 06 January 2011 at 10:58am
That is pretty win. Sort of a relative story. Back when I was in highschool I knew a girl who was in love with me. One day she decided to invite me over when her father was out. When I got there she let me in and the first thing my eyes locked onto was a table full of shotgun shells (He was getting ready to go hunting apparantly). Needless to say it scared the hell out of me. We ended up doing the deed and not 5 minutes after he pulls into the driveway. I pulled a Wesley Snipes out a 2 storey window and got the hell out of there quick times. ------------- I ♣ hippies. |