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Topic: I became a man today
Posted By: Kayback
Subject: I became a man today
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 3:24pm
Well a father specifically.


:)

At 02:38Z this morning our 3.99Kg baby girl was delivered.

KBK



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Posted By: FreeEnterprise
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 3:54pm
Congrats... Sleep is overrated.

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Posted By: Magoo
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 4:16pm
Congratulations. Now look out the window. See that? That's your free time. Have fun!


Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 4:29pm
Was expecting another gun thread, congrats man!

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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 4:50pm
inb4 "I traded my baby for an AK" thread.


But congratulations.


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Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 4:53pm
AND SHE WILL BE NAMED... eeeeh... 




Harriot.


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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 5:01pm
What's the street value of 4kg of baby these days?

Congrats


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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 5:03pm
Originally posted by evillepaintball evillepaintball wrote:

What's the street value of 4kg of baby these days?

Congrats


An AK, two Glocks, and a pound of black tar heroin.


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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 5:32pm
Congrats dude


Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 6:39pm
Originally posted by usafpilot07 usafpilot07 wrote:

Originally posted by evillepaintball evillepaintball wrote:

What's the street value of 4kg of baby these days?

Congrats


An AK, two Glocks, and a pound of black tar heroin.


You should have them toss in a tattoo as well.

Kayback

Congratulations.  Thumbs Up


Also, IMHO, this is the only "became a man" thread that actually counts.


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Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 6:52pm
Your wife is probably more of a man than you after all that pain.
Congrats!


Posted By: ParielIsBack
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 9:40pm
Congratulations, man.

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Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 10:50pm
If I've learned anything about your part of the world, I'm pretty sure you're supposed to let a baboon hold the baby over a cliff now. 


Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 04 January 2011 at 11:28pm
Originally posted by agentwhale007 agentwhale007 wrote:

If I've learned anything about your part of the world, I'm pretty sure you're supposed to let a baboon hold the baby over a cliff now. 


Usually, when people say "I lol'd," they didn't really laugh out loud.


Reading that, I actually "lol'd."


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Posted By: Kayback
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 12:04am
Yeah, me too.

I would have, but the baboon was cleaning my AK.

From my brother a 4kg baby is worth this :


Thanks guys.

Oh and yeah, my wife is way more manly than me.

KBK


Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 12:15am
congrats! 


Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 12:30am
Congrats!


Posted By: kickinwing2010
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 2:03am
Congrats sir.

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Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 11:21am
congrats. keep that ak around, gonna need it in a few years.

is it just me or do they already have the same hair style? that takes skill there...

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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 11:35am
Congrats, Kayback. Catch you on Minecraft some time around final release I guess. Wink

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Posted By: StormyKnight
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 11:45am
Awesome man!  She's beautiful!!  Congrats!!!

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Posted By: Dazed
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 12:59pm
Congratulations. Welcome to the insanity.


Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 1:39pm
Question is. Have you bought her a gun yet?



On that not as has been said countless times Congrats KBK.


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Posted By: Kayback
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 3:42pm
Originally posted by merc merc wrote:

congrats. keep that ak around, gonna need it in a few years.


I've already decided that first time she brings a boy home I'm not gonna be cleaning my shotgun, I'm gonna be loading AK mags. :)

Thanks all. Wife and kid still doing well.

KBK


Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 3:56pm
Originally posted by Dazed Dazed wrote:

Congratulations. Welcome to the insanity.


This.

Sincerest congratulations here my man. Glad to hear everyone is well.


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Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 05 January 2011 at 4:41pm
She is adorable!  Congratulations!

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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 06 January 2011 at 10:50am
Originally posted by agentwhale007 agentwhale007 wrote:

If I've learned anything about your part of the world, I'm pretty sure you're supposed to let a baboon hold the baby over a cliff now. 
 
WINRAR WINRAR
 
Congrats Kayback.


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Posted By: Tical3.0
Date Posted: 06 January 2011 at 10:58am
Originally posted by Kayback Kayback wrote:

Originally posted by merc merc wrote:

congrats. keep that ak around, gonna need it in a few years.


I've already decided that first time she brings a boy home I'm not gonna be cleaning my shotgun, I'm gonna be loading AK mags. :)

Thanks all. Wife and kid still doing well.

KBK
 
That is pretty win.

Sort of a relative story.

Back when I was in highschool I knew a girl who was in love with me. One day she decided to invite me over when her father was out. When I got there she let me in and the first thing my eyes locked onto was a table full of shotgun shells (He was getting ready to go hunting apparantly). Needless to say it scared the hell out of me. We ended up doing the deed and not 5 minutes after he pulls into the driveway. I pulled a Wesley Snipes out a 2 storey window and got the hell out of there quick times.


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