I need some jokes
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Topic: I need some jokes
Posted By: MeanMan
Subject: I need some jokes
Date Posted: 07 March 2011 at 1:32pm
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For my spanish class we are covering a comedy unit and we shared some of the jokes we all had last class...they were all pretty bad. Im not a very good joke-teller, so I figured Id ask you guys for some jokes that are kinda simple, but still funny. I need one in english and two in spanish. I can always translate over some english ones, but sometimes they lose their comedy. I figured I would try to find some spanish ones online though (arent that many clean ones). Any help? Of course they have to be clean and such. Its a college class, but the professor wants them to be "correct" ------------- 
hybrid-sniper~"To be honest, if I see a player still using an Impulse I'm going to question their motives." |
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Posted By: GroupB
Date Posted: 07 March 2011 at 1:34pm
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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels. ------------- 
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 07 March 2011 at 1:44pm
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Womens rights.
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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
Being raped.
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 07 March 2011 at 1:55pm
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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?... LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!
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Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 07 March 2011 at 5:24pm
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Guy 1: My dog has no nose. Guy 2: How does he smell? Guy 1: Bloody awful! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...... What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! .... Don't worry, I'm here all week.
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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 07 March 2011 at 6:28pm
what's brown and sticky? ....a stick. a family of tomatoes is walking down the street one day, and the baby tomato is lagging behind. His father gets fed up with telling him to join the rest of the family that he runs back to the lagging baby, stomps on his head and yells 'NOW KETCHUP!' ------------- ? |
GroupB wrote:Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 07 March 2011 at 6:59pm
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Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 07 March 2011 at 7:06pm
Fox force 5! What's brown and rhymes with snoop? ... .. Dr dre.
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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 07 March 2011 at 7:25pm
Okay, I lol'ed a bit. Since it's Spanish class..... How do you fit 100 Mexicans in a phone booth? Use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostidos! |
Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 08 March 2011 at 12:10am
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^wow thats great, so telling that at work tomorrow... ------------- saving the world, one warship at a time. |
Posted By: BearClaw
Date Posted: 08 March 2011 at 2:02am
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Why cant the blond count to 70??? Cause 69's a mouthful already ------------- AGD 68 Automag Azodin KPII Sheridan PGP2K Tippmann Crossover XVR Tippmann ProCarbine Tippmann SL68-II Tippmann TiPX |
Posted By: JohnnyHopper
Date Posted: 08 March 2011 at 8:31am
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If it's spanish class, you have to tell some iteration of why any other non-english speaking nationality is like a cue ball.
The classics are the best, and you're almost guaranteed an A. ------------- My shoes of peace have steel toes. |
Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 08 March 2011 at 11:00am
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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
Give the (female dog) a shovel! -------------
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Posted By: MeanMan
Date Posted: 08 March 2011 at 5:40pm
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Haha, ohhh I think many of these would go over very well.... If I didnt have the same professor for the civilization class next semester, I would think about some of these... -------------
hybrid-sniper~"To be honest, if I see a player still using an Impulse I'm going to question their motives." |