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Posted By: oldpbnoob
Subject: For the Record:
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 1:35pm
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_theticket/20110427/ts_yblog_theticket/white-house-releases-obama-birth-certificate - http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_theticket/20110427/ts_yblog_theticket/white-house-releases-obama-birth-certificate
How do you like them apples? ------------- "When I grow up I want to marry a rich man and live in a condor next to the beach" -- My 7yr old daughter. |
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 1:38pm
I read a Fox News article on it, my favorite part:
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http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/04/27/white-house-releases-obamas-long-form-birth-certificate/ - Article wrote:Posted By: FreeEnterprise
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 1:42pm
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I love it...
Best part is the way it looks totally photoshopped. Instant classic!
http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate-long-form.pdf - http://www.whitehouse.gov/sites/default/files/rss_viewer/birth-certificate-long-form.pdf
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Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 1:42pm
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You guys know FE will claim Photoshopped.
------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: FreeEnterprise
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 1:43pm
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ninja'd ------------- They tremble at my name...
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Posted By: GroupB
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 1:43pm
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It took them that long to make a fake? ------------- 
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Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 1:44pm
4chan was busy. ------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 1:47pm
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Aside from a few blowhards....who gives a rats ass?
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 1:53pm
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So what was that hostile media effect Whale was talking about? -------------
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Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 2:15pm
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I claim FE is actually an illegal Cuban immigrant. I demand that he post his birth certificate to prove otherwise. Also Whale is clearly a bear so before I ever take anything he says seriously I demand proof he is a person. |
Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 2:19pm
| We already have ample evidence that FE is actually part goat, and since he hasn't posted DNA evidence to prove otherwise it's obviously a cover-up. That doesn't mean he isn't an illegal Cuban goat, we'll have to look into it. |
Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 2:21pm
Who in Mack's Administration handles these matters? ------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 2:27pm
| I could offer my services but it would require most if not all of the administrations budget. |
Posted By: __sneaky__
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 4:50pm
 ------------- "I AM a crossdresser." -Reb Cpl Forum Vice President RIP T&O Forum |
Posted By: GroupB
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 4:57pm
Elaborate. -------------
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Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 7:43pm
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White House: "Jesus christ shut up here you go" FE: "IT'S A SHOP I CAN TELL BY THE PIXELS" He says something completely ridiculous so later he can claim he was trolling even though he believes it. ------------- Que pasa? 
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Posted By: DeTrevni
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 7:52pm
Am I the only one greatly amused by this? Check the times, y'all. ------------- Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell" 
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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 9:23pm
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To quote our own Doctor Agentwhale if I may: "He has, through the CIA and FBI, probably the best falsifiers and counterfeiters on Earth at his fingertips. They could probably have one of the best physical fakes ever made. Why, exactly, would they Photoshop something? Why would the president use the same software used by people to make funny captioned pictures of cats?" ------------- ? |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 9:33pm
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THEY DIDN'T HAVE PDFs IN THE 60s WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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Posted By: FreeEnterprise
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 10:14pm
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Baaaah look at the 'image' it has the security image perfectly lined up except the weird edge where it curves... It just looks really fake... In a BAD photoshop way. Not to mention the numbers at the bottom that are "stamped" and yet have light and heavy characters... Like the toner was running low. Cept laser printers didn't exist then...
OR PDF's... Funny how this hit right before the "book" came out. No way the book has damaging info and this would hopefully make it all a nonissue. Interesting. Lol ------------- They tremble at my name...
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 10:29pm
Not sure if serious... ------------- <just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs> |
Posted By: FreeEnterprise
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 10:35pm
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Depends on what the definition of "if" ifs. ------------- They tremble at my name...
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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 10:39pm
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Okay what the hell. Seriously? Are you seriously saying that the state department would put out a sloppy enough forgery that you'd be able to pick it out with the naked eye as someone who isn't an expert? Come ON man. Put aside your irrational partisan nonsense just ONCE and accept that this little facet of your Obama hatred was founded on lunacy. If it WAS a fake, its a 99% bet that you're not gonna be able to tell from looking at a scan on an internet. "Gee guys, these birthers are getting serious- lets slap together a form as quickly as we can and hope that none of them look at it real close. Maybe they won't scrutinize the document they've been begging for since day one. Darryl, use your laser printer and fire off something with windings font. They'll never look too far into it." Good God. ------------- ? |
Posted By: oldpbnoob
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 10:48pm
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Stop feeding the troll and it will die. ------------- "When I grow up I want to marry a rich man and live in a condor next to the beach" -- My 7yr old daughter. |
Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 10:50pm
| This is my favorite thread ever. |
Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 10:53pm
No. No it won't. ------------- ? |
Posted By: jerseypaint
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 11:16pm
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I don't think he's/hope he's not serious. ------------- 
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Posted By: carl_the_sniper
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 11:26pm
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Honolulu is actually a city in the Terrorist Republic of Muslamia.
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Posted By: oldpbnoob
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 11:27pm
------------- "When I grow up I want to marry a rich man and live in a condor next to the beach" -- My 7yr old daughter. |
Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 27 April 2011 at 11:40pm
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KRL and Rambs will return holding hands while skipping through Hades' old sig before FE stops on his own. -------------
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Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 28 April 2011 at 12:14am
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Posted By: FreeEnterprise
Date Posted: 28 April 2011 at 7:39am
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Security paper shown wasn't invented in 1960... It came out in the late 1980's...
Lol!
(I bet OldPB can't stay gone as long as Mack did... He has WAAAY 2 much 2 say)... ------------- They tremble at my name...
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Posted By: StormyKnight
Date Posted: 28 April 2011 at 7:59am
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Get over it. He's a US citizen. If none of the other people running for the office of President couldn't prove he wasn't, nobody can. Now Obama has made Trump look like the idiot he is. Trump is so full of himself. "I'm so proud of myself..." Bleh. What a tool. ------------- 
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Posted By: FreeEnterprise
Date Posted: 28 April 2011 at 8:23am
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Posted By: FreeEnterprise
Date Posted: 28 April 2011 at 8:46am
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Sad really, guess the white house never heard of the software called http://www.enfocus.com/product.php?id=855 - pitstop ... We use it everyday, and it allows you to break down a .pdf into the native layers, so you can edit them for print. Totally a normal thing to do... If you understand printing...
Why they didn't just save it and FLATTEN it then make a .pdf is beyond comprehension.
This is just a huge "wag the dog" incident. No way they could be that dumb... ------------- They tremble at my name...
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Posted By: Koolit32
Date Posted: 28 April 2011 at 8:55am
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I'm wondering if Obama was smiling when he announced this because he knew the nerds would get ahold of it and rave about it. I opened it up myself, and yeah, it wasn't as simple as someone scanning the document and uploading it. There's some doctoring I'm sure, but nothing like pasting Barack's name into the "name" area or anything. It's not some huge atrocity like the video portrays. But since it's fishy, I think Obama is obviously from another planet.
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Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 28 April 2011 at 11:14am
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Yay for Republicans ignoring foreign, domestic, and economic crisis to see if Obama's birth certificate is photoshopped!
This incident now cements my thinking that the Republicans have become the whimsy sore losers that the Dems were under Bush (giggle). Straight up if you're actually supporting pursuing this at a legal level, you don't deserve the political office you hold. And if Trump ends up on the Republican ticket, I swear I'll vote for Obama just to spite him and the dumbasses that are putting this political vomit out there. This a cover for the fact that the Republicans are just as clueless as to fixing our mess as the Dems. /rant ------------- 
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 28 April 2011 at 11:21am
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http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-april-27-2011/believe-it-or-believe-it---obama-releases-long-form-birth-certificate - http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-april-27-2011/believe-it-or-believe-it---obama-releases-long-form-birth-certificate What really gets me is how many anchors asked "Can we stop reporting on it now?" I honestly don't think they are able to.
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Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 28 April 2011 at 12:07pm
 ------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 28 April 2011 at 12:29pm
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Posted By: GroupB
Date Posted: 28 April 2011 at 12:36pm
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ROFLCOPTOR -------------
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Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 28 April 2011 at 1:01pm
Oh, as did Whale's post. I'll second that "ROFLCOPTER". -------------  irc.esper.net #paintball |
Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 28 April 2011 at 1:11pm
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It's my favorite mock-up birth certificate ever. "The beating heart of Kenya" gets me every time.
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Posted By: GroupB
Date Posted: 28 April 2011 at 1:23pm
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I lost it at Muslim: As all hell -------------
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Posted By: Kayback
Date Posted: 28 April 2011 at 2:39pm
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Two more years people, then you can vote in someone else that no one voted for.
KBK ------------- Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. H = 2 |
Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 28 April 2011 at 2:52pm
Same here. I burst out laughing in class. Pretty much the funniest thing I've seen in a while. -------------
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Posted By: FreeEnterprise
Date Posted: 28 April 2011 at 2:57pm
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buzzfeed top 20 reasons is pretty hysterical... I'd link but there are comments... ------------- They tremble at my name...
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Posted By: impulse418
Date Posted: 28 April 2011 at 4:31pm
| Holy crap. Alex Jones already made a video? |
Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 28 April 2011 at 6:19pm
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I think we're ignoring the real issue here: His mom's name is Stanley? |
Posted By: FreeEnterprise
Date Posted: 29 April 2011 at 1:55pm
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Better than her being named "stanley" she had him and immediately jumped on a plane and left him in Hawaii.
http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/04/the_obama_lie_that_drove_the_b.html - http://www.americanthinker.com/2011/04/the_obama_lie_that_drove_the_b.html
Interesting how none of that ever made the media... My bias says if he were a republican this would have been common knowledge and reported daily by the "non biased" press.
lol. ------------- They tremble at my name...
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 29 April 2011 at 9:51pm
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lol good one man -------------
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Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 30 April 2011 at 4:14am
| FE ,You're too old to say lol |
Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 30 April 2011 at 11:54am
CALL WOODWARD AND BERNSTEIN!!! ------------- 
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
Posted By: kimboy
Date Posted: 07 May 2011 at 1:43am
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I'm wondering if Obama was smiling when he announced this because he knew the nerds would get ahold of it and rave about it. I opened it up myself, and yeah, it wasn't as simple as someone scanning the document and uploading it. There's some doctoring I'm sure, but nothing like pasting Barack's name into the "name" area or anything. It's not some huge atrocity like the video portrays. But since it's fishy, I think Obama is obviously from another planet.
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