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Topic: Random Vicarious Bragging
Posted By: Rambino
Subject: Random Vicarious Bragging
Date Posted: 27 June 2011 at 2:48pm
So Rambino v2, who is now almost 8, joined a competitive soccer league last month.  He had been playing rec soccer for a while, and we had resisted the commitment required for a competitive team, but we finally took the plunge.
 
They just finished a multi-day tournament, and took first place out of 11 teams - final match was this morning.  Very tough matches in the semi-final and final match, but it's a heckuva team. 
 
And - most relevantly, Rambino v2 was the match MVP for the final match.  So apparently he is a pretty good soccer player.
 
(And I am apparently one of those obnoxious soccer dads screaming from the sidelines until they call the popo)


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Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 27 June 2011 at 3:03pm
I hope you bought him the largest Ice Cream sunday available! 

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FUAC!!!!!




Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 27 June 2011 at 3:06pm


Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 27 June 2011 at 3:34pm
Too young for celebratory hookers and blow?

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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 27 June 2011 at 5:12pm
Originally posted by High Voltage High Voltage wrote:

Too young for celebratory hookers and blow?

Never

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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 27 June 2011 at 5:21pm


Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 27 June 2011 at 5:57pm
I hope every time he scores, you yell GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL



Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 27 June 2011 at 6:10pm
If you don't get a vuvuzela, I'm never speaking to you again.



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Posted By: MeanMan
Date Posted: 27 June 2011 at 6:34pm
Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:

If you don't get a vuvuzela, I'm never speaking to you again.


I am saddened that I was not the first to post this. 


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Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 27 June 2011 at 7:03pm
Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:

If you don't get a vuvuzela, I'm never speaking to you again.

 
We do in fact have one - but it is on permanent ban from everything.  Rambino v3 wouldn't stop blowing on it, all the time, in the house - preferably near someone's ears.
 
:)


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Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 27 June 2011 at 7:08pm
Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

I hope every time he scores, you yell GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 
As he plays defense, that doesn't happen too often - although he did manage two on Saturday.
 
So instead of "gooooaaaaalllll" it's mostly sighs of relief when he makes a play.
 
 


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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 27 June 2011 at 7:49pm
Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

I hope every time he scores, you yell GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

 
As he plays defense, that doesn't happen too often - although he did manage two on Saturday.
 
So instead of "gooooaaaaalllll" it's mostly sighs of relief when he makes a play.
 
 


You're a very lucky guy. My parents sighed in relief when I didn't screw up a play.


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Posted By: impulse418
Date Posted: 28 June 2011 at 12:20am
It's football!!!!!!


Posted By: Kayback
Date Posted: 28 June 2011 at 5:09am
Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:

If you don't get a vuvuzela, I'm never speaking to you again.



It isn't "Gooooooooooooooooooooal" it is "LadUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMA!"

Get it right soccer newbs.

And get a Vuvuzela.

KBK

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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 29 June 2011 at 1:05am
Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

 
(And I am apparently one of those obnoxious soccer dads screaming from the sidelines until they call the popo)
 
Why am I the first person to demand the rest of the story.


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Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 29 June 2011 at 9:43am
Originally posted by SSOK SSOK wrote:

Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

 
(And I am apparently one of those obnoxious soccer dads screaming from the sidelines until they call the popo)
 
Why am I the first person to demand the rest of the story.

not me. The story will be probably the same for every Dad.  been there done that, Rambs.


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Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 29 June 2011 at 11:54am
Bend it like 'bino? 


Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 29 June 2011 at 6:47pm
Originally posted by agentwhale007 agentwhale007 wrote:

Bend it like 'bino?
:)
Ironically, we have been practicing hard to lose the spin he naturally puts on the ball, and instead to kick a dead ball.

 

Originally posted by Ceesman762 Ceesman762 wrote:

Originally posted by SSOK SSOK wrote:

Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

 
(And I am apparently one of those obnoxious soccer dads screaming from the sidelines until they call the popo)
 
Why am I the first person to demand the rest of the story.

not me. The story will be probably the same for every Dad.  been there done that, Rambs.
 
Indeed - although my particular problem is that this is the first time he is doing any competitive activity where I am not the official coach (or at least assistant coach).  So I lurk withing earshot of huddles so I can hear coach's instructions and yell accordingly during games - because I am yelling very specific instructions, and I would rather not contradict what the coach is telling them to do.
 
Of course, I have an advantage in that nobody else understands what I am yelling...
 
But overall, I have concluded that American sports parents are psycho, and I am probably included in that category as well.
 
That said, it is fun - particularly because he actually is good.


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Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 30 June 2011 at 4:51am
Originally posted by Kayback Kayback wrote:

Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:

If you don't get a vuvuzela, I'm never speaking to you again.



It isn't "Gooooooooooooooooooooal" it is "LadUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMA!"

Get it right soccer newbs.

And get a Vuvuzela.

KBK


maybe in south arsing africa. Its not laduuuma anywhere else.

'soccer'? Really? You should know better.

Vuvuzelas only appeared at the last world cup and havent been seen/heard since before that we were content with offensive songs and a fight.


Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 30 June 2011 at 10:54am
Offensive songs and a fight? I want to go see a European football match lol. Though it's still soccer to me

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Posted By: Dazed
Date Posted: 30 June 2011 at 11:41am
Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:

You're a very lucky guy. My parents sighed in relief when I didn't screw up a play.
Amen. All those years I played all sorts of sports and really sucked at most of them.


Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 30 June 2011 at 11:49am
It's also worth pointing out in a thread started by Rambino and composed of posts by Kayback that, four or five years later, am no closer to having even the slightest understanding of the mechanics of cricket outside of the guy with leg pads is trying to hit the baseball with a boat oar. 


Posted By: Rambino
Date Posted: 30 June 2011 at 1:27pm
I don't know why - cricket is quite simple.  The bowler delivers googlies, doosras, and yorkers down the pitch, mostly trying to catch the the batsman LBW or force an edge to the slip (or, with Shiva's blessing, catch a bit of the bails).  Unless it is a limited-overs format, you play until the side is dismissed, but you may declare at any time.
 
And then it's tea and crumpets.


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