We wind up at some 18 and over club with some obnoxious dubsteb and a bunch of high schoolers shuffling like morons on the dance foor. Which is fine for me, because shuffling high schoolers = easy girls, so I'm talking to this one barely dressed chick while my buddy downs jager bombs. I'm passing his empty shot glass (the heavy variety, important so bear with me) back in forth in my hand while this girl talks about crap I can't even hear over the music.

 

To my right, there's a girl gathering shot glasses and taking them back to the bar. Fortunately for me, I talked to this girl on my way into the bar, because what happens next almost got me arrested.

 

So the music is getting louder and faster, and I'm passing this shot glass back in forth between my hands like a crazy game of pong. Then out of nowhere, barely dressed chick grabs my left hand and wants to read my palm, which would have been find had she warned me and had my shot glass not been in full motion on its way to said palm from the other palm.

 

Long story short-I nailed the girl who gathers shot glasses in the face with a shot glass. Like, it couldn't have looked more on purpose. Suddenly, several bouncers are making their way over to me, and barely dressed chick has bounced off.

 

So shot glass chick, now holding her eye, is like DUDE DUBYA TEE ERFFF, and the only response I can come up with is a shrug, and an offer to hug her. It worked, and she told the bouncer to leave me alone.

 

After the initial scare, however, it was probably the funniest night of my life.

 

Carry on.

 

*edit* After nailing her in the face (with a shot glass), I bought the girl a glass rose and convinced her to come with me to the beach. When we got there, we were surprised by 12 other girls laying around completely naked. At first the girl was taken back by my uncontrolled manliness, but to prove my love to her I traded a pair of AK-47's for matching tats and a boob job. In the end, the night went well.

 

This.

At least she helped you out, that would have sucked man. Bouncer would have, well,  you up.

 

But we definitely needed a third person, and you have got to check out this place out. Wall to wall cheap girls, and the great thing is that it's a dubstep hangout, so no matter how feminine I get, I'm still the manliest dude in there.

 

I'll give you a call next time we go.

 

 

Yeah, it was pure dumb luck on my part. Usually I'm really quiet and keep to myself in places like that, but I told my buddy that since I'm unemployed and am currently staying with my parents until I find another job, I didn't have anywhere to take a girl anyway so might as well just chat it up with everyone in there. The shot glass girl was the first one I talked to, so she knew I was sober and wasn't a total douche.

 

You gotta imagine what that had to look like to the other people there though...guy just randomly chucks his shot glass at some chick in a bar. It was an even toss up between shocked looks and crazy laughter.

 

We need to do a Texas forumer meet up anyway, though it would be 12 times as awesome to do it in Austin.

Truth.

I'm still kicking myself for not seeing any of yall when I was there. With a little luck I'll be back this summer if everyone's in town

 

Yeah, I was being really nice to her. I don't do the whole flirting and pickup lines thing, I just like getting out and getting some female contact every now and then. She knew I wasn't there to pick her up, but we did end up talking for a little after the whole thing was over.

 

deadeye007 wrote: Just check ID before you get freaky

 

To be perfectly honest, I think it's important to get out and make contact with the opposite sex now and then to keep your self esteem up. Usually I hang out with female friends, which makes it worse really, because you get used to being the man friend

 

That said, I don't troll to get laid anymore. For starters, I'm broke and have no place to bring them, and any girl willing to go to my parents' place and do the nasty with a 24 year old is probably either underage or the town bicycle. Secondly, I'm at the point in my life where meaningless sex is awesome if it's friends with benefits or a booty call, but with a total stranger it just reinforces the fact that I'm incapable of holding a real relationship do to my current standing.

 

I'll be back in my old place in the next couple of weeks, and when I get a real source of income I'll get an apartment and I can actually begin to be a normal heterosexual male again.

 

Never read it, but I'm not to the point that I'm bitter just yet  Alot of my friends have read it and liked it.

 

I think I'd classify my position in life as stagnant right now. Just kinda content to be a hermit and chill at home until I get into a job and some more self esteem. I'm still all about the "better aspects of life".