'Dear Leader' Dead
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Topic: 'Dear Leader' Dead
Posted By: Rofl_Mao
Subject: 'Dear Leader' Dead
Date Posted: 18 December 2011 at 10:19pm
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-16239693 - Link. http://www.cnn.com/2011/12/18/world/asia/north-korea-leader-dead/index.html?hpt=hp_t1 - Link#2 Ripe 'Ol age of 69. (heh) Now begins the fall of the North? |
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Posted By: impulse418
Date Posted: 18 December 2011 at 10:31pm
| He died from roneryness |
Posted By: Tolgak
Date Posted: 18 December 2011 at 10:35pm
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If his son is anything like him, it wont be long until another midget with old-man sunglasses is continuing the crazy. Old, but it is an appropriate celebration of his passing. ------------- 
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Posted By: Rofl_Mao
Date Posted: 18 December 2011 at 10:50pm
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Actually if its anything like his father's passing, it will be more like this: |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 18 December 2011 at 11:01pm
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...But he was the smartest, most crever, most physically fit. I don't understand. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: GI JOES SON
Date Posted: 18 December 2011 at 11:33pm
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it'd be funny if next week he showed up and North Korea claimed they found a way to bring people back to life or reanimate them. Edit: I guess his doubles are going to have to find new work now |
Posted By: deadeye007
Date Posted: 18 December 2011 at 11:35pm
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He must have been ill ------------- Face it guys, common sense is a form of wealth and we're surrounded by poverty.-Strato |
Posted By: Rofl_Mao
Date Posted: 18 December 2011 at 11:50pm
| Kim Jong Dead... |
Posted By: PaiNTbALLfReNzY
Date Posted: 19 December 2011 at 12:35am
I thought about this as well...imagine getting laid off from a gig like that. |
GI JOES SON wrote:Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 19 December 2011 at 4:18am
I posted a thread about this not realizing both the news and my joke were already here 
Let's have some respect though, the guy invented basketball and sex. ------------- 
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 19 December 2011 at 6:48am
| He was probably sleeping with an electric fan on. |
Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 19 December 2011 at 7:05am
------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: Rofl_Mao
Date Posted: 19 December 2011 at 7:35am
I've seen this everywhere and I can't for the life of me get this joke. I must be either retarded and don't see it, or it was in a movie. |
Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 19 December 2011 at 7:41am
Thank christ Princess Diana wasn't Korean.
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Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 19 December 2011 at 9:18am
Fan death is a widely held belief in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Korea - South Korea that an http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_fan - electric fan left running overnight in a closed room can cause the death of those inside. Fans sold in Korea are equipped with a timer switch that turns them off after a set number of minutes, which users are frequently urged to set when going to sleep with a fan on. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death#cite_note-Beware_of_Summer_Hazards.21-0 - [1]  ------------- 
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Posted By: oldpbnoob
Date Posted: 19 December 2011 at 10:08am
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Fan Death? Wow, I didnt realize South Koreans were retards. ------------- "When I grow up I want to marry a rich man and live in a condor next to the beach" -- My 7yr old daughter. |
Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 19 December 2011 at 10:59am
| That photo was swiftly robbed and stuck on my facebook, eville |
Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 19 December 2011 at 11:35am
Yeah.....ditto. ------------- ? |
Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 19 December 2011 at 11:35am
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Tritto -------------
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Posted By: Rofl_Mao
Date Posted: 19 December 2011 at 10:04pm
| Quattro |
Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 19 December 2011 at 10:15pm
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Cinco ------------- 
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Posted By: Lightningbolt
Date Posted: 20 December 2011 at 8:06am
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Do you guys remember it was his son "Chim Dong Smoke"
that threatened severe military consequences if the US held military exercises with S. Korea. I think they started the exercises ahead of schedule lol. |
Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 20 December 2011 at 11:04am
| Guys you've all been had someone made this bollocks up. Kim Jong Il isn't dead he just served me in the Chinese about 10 minutes ago. |
Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 20 December 2011 at 11:13am
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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 20 December 2011 at 12:05pm
Posted By: oldpbnoob
Date Posted: 20 December 2011 at 12:08pm
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Thought it was funny when one of the commentators on CNN said that the public displays of emotion we over the top and most likely staged as the mourners seemed pretty aware of the cameras. ------------- "When I grow up I want to marry a rich man and live in a condor next to the beach" -- My 7yr old daughter. |
Posted By: Rofl_Mao
Date Posted: 20 December 2011 at 12:15pm
The average person still doesn't realize how brainwashed they are over there. |
Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 20 December 2011 at 12:30pm
The Worker's Party over there owns your soul from the cradle to the grave if you live anywhere other than Chongjin in North Hamgyong Province. It's about the only place in the DPRK where common people can get news from the outside world, even though the penalty for getting caught is a Chosin Gulag. |
Posted By: Lightningbolt
Date Posted: 20 December 2011 at 12:35pm
And the average person over there differentiates from the average person here in what way? |
Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 20 December 2011 at 12:35pm
Or how over the top the locals can be when the threat of work camps/re-education camps and of course, execution, is put into play. I don't believe the locals want to spend a few years growing and picking poppy for the heroin trade that buys the elite new TV's and food. ------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: evillepaintball
Date Posted: 20 December 2011 at 12:40pm
ZING! -------------
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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 20 December 2011 at 1:51pm
From the interviews I've read with defectors from the DPRK, the average individual over there does not know that their lives are any harder or that they are any worse off than the rest of the world. Between the ideals of "Juche" (self reliance) and the virtual blockade that western embargoes have created, there is no incoming news, no incoming technology, and no desire by the leaders of the DPRK inform their citizens that they are leading anything but the most blessed of lives. This is an entire culture of people who have been indoctrinated from birth to believe that Kim Il-sung was nothing short of God incarnate. You aren't free to move about in your own province, let alone the country or internationally. You are told where you will live, what you will study, and what you will be when you grow up. You don't pay for food over there, it's rationed. You step out of line, your rations are cut. You get in trouble, not just you, but your whole family for THREE GENERATIONS is punished. Every apartment building and neighborhood has a cadre of secret police informants who are given extra food/privileges for ratting out people who do something as innocuous as cracking a joke about someone in the party. Seriously, the DPRK is fffffuuuuuuuuudddgggeeedd. |
Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 20 December 2011 at 2:03pm
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I've seen a few things on the bbc about DPRK and it is pretty insane, like them being told that BMW and Mercedes are both made by North Korean companies. Any kind of journalistic venture is forced into 100% propaganda by the officials who are with any foreign journo's 24 hrs a day. In reality these attempts to stop the journalists telling the real story actually demonstrated it pretty well. You see these people crying in the streets. I would imagine they aren't that bothered this dick is dead. They're just not stupid enough to go against the regime by not showing how loyal a supporter they are of the dear leader and thereby his regime and appointees wjo are still around to crack skulls.
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Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 20 December 2011 at 2:33pm
------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 20 December 2011 at 2:36pm
| http://www.amazon.com/Pyongyang-Journey-North-Guy-Delisle/dp/1897299214/ref=cm_cmu_pg__header - Pyongyang: A Journey in North Korea is a really quick 1-2day read. What's more, the author is Canuckistanian, so everyone here is bound to enjoy what he has to say with the exception of a few! |
Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 20 December 2011 at 2:45pm
------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 20 December 2011 at 2:45pm
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxLBywKrTf4 - National Geographic's Inside North Korea hosted on Youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ6E3cShcVU - An older documentary on North Korea, also hosted on Youtube I watched these a few years ago and decided to revisit them in light of the recent events. ------------- 
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Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 20 December 2011 at 2:49pm
------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 20 December 2011 at 3:42pm
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Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 20 December 2011 at 3:45pm
| http://kimjongillookingatthings.tumblr.com/ - Still one of the funniest photo blogs. |