Women, make me a sandwich.
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Topic: Women, make me a sandwich.
Posted By: bravecoward
Subject: Women, make me a sandwich.
Date Posted: 10 January 2012 at 9:10pm
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Okay guys this will be an on going social experiment. There is a deli on my campus that offers sandwiches to go and using the ingredients below I want you guys to literally make me a sandwich and I will provide a score for each person. The winner wins entry to the mod forum (pending) Ingredients: 1 bun, 3 meats (bacon count as a topping, not as a meat schwing), 2 cheeses, any veggies.
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Posted By: ammolord
Date Posted: 10 January 2012 at 9:24pm
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• 4 1/2 Oz White Sub Buns
• Bacon Strips ^
• Deli Pepperoni ^ • Meatballs With Sauce ^
• American Cheese I
• Mozzarella Shredded Cheese I
Thats what i'd go with (not in any order). nothing too crazy, but this is my go-to when iv got it all and am hungry. ------------- PSN Tag: AmmoLord XBL: xXAmmoLordXx ~Minister of Tinkering With Things That Go "BOOM!"(AKA Minister of Munitions)~ |
Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 10 January 2012 at 10:07pm
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Where in the world is this place? My contribution. I call it the salad bar: 4 1/2 Oz Wheat Sub Buns Chicken Salad Filler Tuna Salad Filler Egg Salad Lettuce 1/8 Shredded Green Pepper Rings |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 10 January 2012 at 10:09pm
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4 1/2 Oz Everything Sub Buns Deli Honey Ham Sliced Salami Bacon Strips Sliced Pepper Cheese Sliced Provolone Cheese Sliced Red Onions Mayo/oil and vinegar (I'd use both) If pepperocini (sweet Italian peppers like the ones at Quizno's) were on the list I would add them Broil to toast bread and melt cheese ------------- 
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Posted By: ArthurBignose
Date Posted: 10 January 2012 at 10:49pm
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• 4 1/2 Oz Everything Sub Buns • Sliced Natural Swiss Cheese I • Sliced Pepper Cheese I • Deli Roast Beef • Deli Pepperoni ^ • Bacon Strips ^ • Green Pepper Rings K • Lettuce 1/8 Shredded K • Sliced Red Onions K ------------- |
Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 10 January 2012 at 10:58pm
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I predict tallen will win this. Anyway, I say: • Deli Roast Beef
• Jack Daniel's Sauce • Bacon Strips ^
• Bacon Strips ^
• Bacon Strips ^
• Deli Roast Beef
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Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 11 January 2012 at 1:26am
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I call it the All American: • 4 1/2 Oz White Sub Buns • American Cheese • Bacon Strips • Bacon Strips • Bacon Strips • Bacon Strips • Carrots Thin Sliced • Chicken Salad Filler • Cucumbers Thin Sliced • Deli Honey Ham • Deli Pepperoni • Deli Roast Beef • Deli Turkey Breast • Egg Salad • Everything Bagel • Garden Vegetable Cream Cheese • Green Pepper Rings • Grilled Chicken Breast Strips • Hummus • Lettuce 1/8 Shredded • Low Fat Cream Cheese • Meatballs With Sauce • Mozzarella Shredded Cheese • Sliced Longhorn Cheese • Sliced Natural Swiss Cheese • Sliced Pepper Cheese • Sliced Provolone Cheese • Sliced Red Onions • Sliced Salami • Sliced Tomatoes • Spinach Cello • Swiss Cheese • Tuna Salad Filler • Wheat & Honey Bagel • Whipped Cream Cheese Jalepenos Banana Peppers Red Peppers Ranch Chipotle Mayo Thousand Island |
Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 11 January 2012 at 2:00am
| i started scrolling down on choop's post and lost it laughing. |
Posted By: Kayback
Date Posted: 11 January 2012 at 2:26am
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I am not a woman so can't participate. KBK ------------- Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. H = 2 |
Posted By: Rofl_Mao
Date Posted: 11 January 2012 at 8:18am
Yes. |
bravecoward wrote:Posted By: oldpbnoob
Date Posted: 11 January 2012 at 11:49am
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I'd go with:
Everything Sub roll
Tuna Salad Filler
Every conceivable vegetable they offer and extra banana peppers
Pepper Jack Cheese ------------- "When I grow up I want to marry a rich man and live in a condor next to the beach" -- My 7yr old daughter. |
Posted By: Lightningbolt
Date Posted: 11 January 2012 at 12:06pm
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• Plain Bagel • Low Fat Cream Cheese |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 12 January 2012 at 3:43pm
I call it the Mack-in-tosh  delicious. It was a bit dry from the oven but the mayo helped, and next time will need more. Also the banana peppers introduce a pleasing sourness to the sandwich, A+ would eat again  .5/5EDIT: Dammit. Just before I was almost done with this sandwich I realize it was not what I ordered. the dumb hoe put pepperoni on it too. -------------
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Posted By: High Voltage
Date Posted: 12 January 2012 at 4:33pm
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Well, that sammich was ruined. Did you go back and smack her around the kitchen?
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Posted By: Lightningbolt
Date Posted: 12 January 2012 at 9:33pm
| Omg shes a nib |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 12 January 2012 at 10:26pm
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Posted By: oldpbnoob
Date Posted: 13 January 2012 at 9:50am
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It's Ohio. He probably said pepperoncini. she didnt know what that was or thought he was a retard and pronouncing pepperoni wrong. Typical indignant Ohio food service attitude. You should go back, throw the sandwich in her face and tell her to make it right before you come over the counter after her. Seems to be the only way to deal with them, at least around here. ------------- "When I grow up I want to marry a rich man and live in a condor next to the beach" -- My 7yr old daughter. |
Posted By: GroupB
Date Posted: 13 January 2012 at 9:53am
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Fun fact, if you ask for pepperoni here, you'll get pepperoncini. ------------- 
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Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 13 January 2012 at 3:27pm
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Well now its closed for the weekend too. Wait for updates. -------------
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Posted By: Evil Elvis
Date Posted: 14 January 2012 at 12:46am
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Real American don't eat Hummus Choop. Unless it was made out of crushed bacon instead of chick peas or Garbanzos. ------------- 
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Posted By: Kayback
Date Posted: 14 January 2012 at 1:01am
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You know who else eats hummus? ARAB TERRORISTS!!!!!!!! Where is your birth certificate Choop? KBK ------------- Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo. H = 2 |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 14 January 2012 at 8:20am
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