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Topic: Industry show...
Posted By: ShortyBP
Subject: Industry show...
Date Posted: 01 February 2012 at 7:13pm
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Per a post up on Tippmann's FB page, an Industry show is a hop/skip/jump from my domicile. But, just like SHOT Show (or any Industry show, I suppose) it's not open to the public.

So I let my paintball business license expire years ago... how do I go about gaining entry to this event then?

Bring Tallen along and bribe the folks at the door with gourmet food I can't pronounce?

Print up a pass card with MS Paint that flaunts my status as an [inactive] Tippmann Forum Moderator?

Put on a ridiculous wig, a more ridiculous fake beard, wear big Kim Jong Il sunglasses and wookie suit and say I'm Wayne Dollack?


Any other suggestions?

If anything, would be nice to meet some of the actual Tippmann folk. The only two Tippmann employees I've ever met were OMHW members, and neither has worked for Tippmann for a long while.



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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 01 February 2012 at 7:42pm
I'm going to assume this is like any other poll here.

Thus, my answer is "pie."

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Posted By: oldpbnoob
Date Posted: 01 February 2012 at 7:51pm
Any paintball stores in the area willing to let you buy a pass as an employee?

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Posted By: Lightningbolt
Date Posted: 01 February 2012 at 8:28pm
Bogus press pass


Posted By: God
Date Posted: 02 February 2012 at 2:32am

Hah, I vote for the Ms. Paint id badge. Let Ron know before hand and perhaps he might be able to hook you up with a pass.









Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 02 February 2012 at 2:33am
Speed and confidence.

if you are challenged just start crying/farting.


Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 02 February 2012 at 7:38am
Originally posted by God God wrote:


Hah, I vote for the Ms. Paint id badge. Let Ron know before hand and perhaps he might be able to hook you up with a pass.





Actually.....this is your best bet.


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Posted By: FreeEnterprise
Date Posted: 02 February 2012 at 8:27am
Go look in dumpsters out back until you find a box that will fit on your shoulder.
 
Put box on shoulder.
 
Walk in like you are making a delivery, look people in the eye and keep moving.
 

Trust me, it works everytime! IF you have confidence, and act like you belong.


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Posted By: Reb Cpl
Date Posted: 02 February 2012 at 9:32am
Originally posted by FreeEnterprise FreeEnterprise wrote:

Go look in dumpsters out back until you find a box that will fit on your shoulder.
 
Put box on shoulder.
 
Walk in like you are making a delivery, look people in the eye and keep moving.
 

Trust me, it works everytime! IF you have confidence, and act like you belong.
 
Coveralls and a large wrench will do it too. Nobody looks too closely at the maintenance guy.


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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 02 February 2012 at 2:13pm
County already said it was okay to say that we were reping for him. He just needs to print up something for us.



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