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Topic: paddys day+ boston+ lesbian wingman=win
Posted By: merc
Subject: paddys day+ boston+ lesbian wingman=win
Date Posted: 19 March 2012 at 11:25am
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Topic says it all... ------------- saving the world, one warship at a time. |
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Posted By: impulse418
Date Posted: 19 March 2012 at 12:37pm
| Pics or shens |
Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 19 March 2012 at 12:44pm
| Motion to rename merc "American Scotchy." |
Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 19 March 2012 at 1:14pm
Seconded. |
agentwhale007 wrote:Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 19 March 2012 at 2:00pm
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Girls make the best wingmen as long as they're aggressive about it and don't make you look like a couple. I've had both experiences, but more of the last. My paddy's day sucked. Got to hang out with some old friends, but my friend started playing matchmaker halfway through the night trying to hook me up with one of her friends who's way older than me. I hate those situations because the nice guy I am conflicts with the side of me that doesn't want to drag out conversation over FB for weeks when I know what my answer is. On top of that I t-boned a woman at an intersection in my new car, drank Mike's Hard Lemonwater all night and ended up with a terrible drunk and a hangover that I'm still not quite over. Getting old suuuucckkksss. ------------- 
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Posted By: impulse418
Date Posted: 19 March 2012 at 2:00pm
| All in favor |
Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 19 March 2012 at 5:56pm
Hope everyones ok stratoaxe and hope you weren't dui. Metal and plastic can be replaced easy enough but I know its gotta suck. The one on the left is my friend, the two on the right she almost got to come home with us. I have a great pic of my friend but its of her peeing her pants in the shower and I'm not allowed to post it on the internet... We got a tour around the city in a police car after we got off at the wrong t stop and asked for directions. Also got to go up in the clock tower right next to quincy market and look over the festivities. ------------- saving the world, one warship at a time. |
Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 19 March 2012 at 6:01pm
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I'm all sorts of phone failing... I'll do it later ------------- saving the world, one warship at a time. |
Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 19 March 2012 at 6:09pm
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Thanks Merc, yeah I was sober just made a stupid decision to cross 3 lanes of what I thought was stopped traffic, but the third didn't see me. Couldn't be mad at anyone but myself :P My string of luck with this car is almost unbelievable. Someone keyed my back right fender, a detail shop waxed the racing stripe and messed it up on the roof, the rear tires were bald so I ended up buying my new wheels much more premature than I had hoped (car only had 19K on what the monkey) and I hear it's supposed to hail where I work tonight. That's all considering I've never even scratched my other cars, they were all mint when I traded them... -------------
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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 19 March 2012 at 6:23pm
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Magners, good man. |
Posted By: GroupB
Date Posted: 19 March 2012 at 6:42pm
I spent mine in Budapest, and the nightlife aspect was surprisingly lame. The city has so many bars, that no one can decide which one to go to. Instead, what you get is a bunch of bars with only a couple of people in them and masses of people wandering the streets in circles looking for a bar that has people in it, which of course they don't find because everyone is out wandering.  ------------- 
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Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 19 March 2012 at 8:22pm
Third! Pics or shens! ------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 19 March 2012 at 11:52pm
As Forum President I declare motion carried and direct immediate implementation. ------------- 
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Posted By: agentwhale007
Date Posted: 20 March 2012 at 9:13am
Motion supported, move to vote, all those who approve to vote say: Yay.
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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 20 March 2012 at 9:14am
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Isn't it "Yea?" Anyway, Yea/Yay. |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 20 March 2012 at 11:19am
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I vote Nay. There can only be one. ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 20 March 2012 at 12:19pm
Awww snap! A dis to Merc and a highlander reference about a Scotsman all in one post? DAYAM!!!!!!! |
Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 20 March 2012 at 4:27pm
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Sounds like we have to have a drink off or something... Magners is great, I don't drink it with ice. It seems to taste sweeter over in ireland. I think its kept colder over there... Maybe its just all the irish chicks or the fact I drink 7 or 8 pints at a time... ------------- saving the world, one warship at a time. |
Posted By: brihard
Date Posted: 20 March 2012 at 6:23pm
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Excellent taste in cider. My campus pub serves it on tap. ------------- "Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation." -FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 20 March 2012 at 7:41pm
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I haven't had cider in ages. My St. Paddy's day involved getting inebriated, pissing people off, and having to be restrained from getting into a fight in a basement (You don't got to be Stonewall Jackson to now you don't want to fight in a basement.) Women and booze will be the death of me yet. This was also part of a two-week spree of drunken, irreverent behavior that I'd rather not detail here. Chat maybe, but not here. |
Posted By: Lightningbolt
Date Posted: 20 March 2012 at 8:34pm
| We went grocery shopping and went home and had ice cream on March seventeenth. |
Posted By: deadeye007
Date Posted: 20 March 2012 at 9:08pm
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My day consisted of a fish fry, horseshoes, and beer ------------- Face it guys, common sense is a form of wealth and we're surrounded by poverty.-Strato |
Posted By: bravecoward
Date Posted: 20 March 2012 at 10:23pm
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My St. Patty's was kind of fun too. So it was an average night at my buddy's beach house and I got tired of all the drunken debauchery so I went and chilled on the beach. Out of the nowhere these thirteen girls showed up and I could tell they were horny. Now I didn't want to make light of the situation so I bet which one is the best kisser and got to make out with all of them and the last girl really wanted to win so she showed me her boobs. Best night ever.
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Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 21 March 2012 at 1:45am
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who was the orignial poster of the 13 girls on rhw beach story ------------- 
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Posted By: procarbinefreak
Date Posted: 21 March 2012 at 2:39am
needs more hot tub |
Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 21 March 2012 at 8:04am
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St paddy's day didn't really happen for me. It was a Saturday so I still drank too much beer and made a dick out of myself but I didn't have to dress in green and wear a Guinness oversized novelty top hat. And really it wasn't that big a deal round my neck of the woods. I always wanted to go to Dublin for St Paddy's day for a giggle and thought it was quite funny when I was told that its not such a big event there and I'd be better off going to America. The truth of that is something I've always kinda doubted but I do know you yanks tend to go a tad bananas. But all in all I had a pretty good day. Was in the pub for about 2pm to watch the football and I had stuck a couple of coupons on at the bookies. After that off to my mates for the evening then went to a party in a pub and made some headway with the woman I'm going to marry (she doesn't know yet, But as soon as I've finished sewing our names onto the sack she is coppin' it) So all and all a decent night but not even a whiff of Guinness or any other totty picking "tap o' de marnin' te ye" nonsense.
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Posted By: little devil
Date Posted: 21 March 2012 at 12:32pm
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Some dude let the Irish out of me at the end of the night. Scraped some o'doyle looking ginger at a rotten rons. Thankfully none of his buddies jumped in cause I was alone and hammered. I don't even know what damage I caused to him. Just know, he got pulled away and there I was standing amongst a group of his friends. Waiting for another to come at me. Thankfully none did and they said to leave. But as I'm walking away they all start up with the b.s. again. Me thinking in my mind, thank god they don't realize they can gang beat me right about now. Then called up a lady friend and had a night capper. All in all it was a pretty good time. Considering I probably should of wound up in a hospital.
Edit- As far as wingmen go. I dont think lesbian would add anything to it. It's the fact shes a cool chick that makes female wingmen the ABSOLUTE best. A LOT of women cant do it, some are made for it.
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Posted By: Brian Fellows
Date Posted: 21 March 2012 at 1:34pm
I think it was http://tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/member_profile.asp?PF=26914" rel="nofollow - this guy . |
Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 21 March 2012 at 1:53pm
http://tippmann.com/forum/wwf77a/forum_posts.asp?TID=170802&PN=1&title=i-just-had-the-best-night-ever ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 21 March 2012 at 10:14pm
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That story, and the AK-Tattoo trade are going to live forever in infamy on this place. |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 21 March 2012 at 10:34pm
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This was PlentiOfBalls or something, right? http://www.collegehumor.com/video/215760/fire-wall" rel="nofollow - http://www.collegehumor.com/video/215760/fire-wall |
Posted By: RoboCop
Date Posted: 21 March 2012 at 10:42pm
| Can't forget glass rose. |
Posted By: StormyKnight
Date Posted: 21 March 2012 at 10:43pm
Que, "Gimme The Prize" by Queen ------------- 
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Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 21 March 2012 at 11:18pm
Wow, the forum was fun back then. I had forgotten alot of those names. Also, I'm pretty sure that thread would have been locked after the first page with our current mod setup. I'm surprised I didn't get a strike. -------------
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Posted By: stick_boy_2002
Date Posted: 22 March 2012 at 10:31pm
as americans we feel we have to support the melting pot that country is, and declare every other nations holidays as a reason to get hammered. ------------- 
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Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 23 March 2012 at 10:50am
It's a sign of respect for other cultures. -------------
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Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 23 March 2012 at 11:19am
| I dunno about you guys, but I'm still waiting for pics from Merc. |
Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 23 March 2012 at 12:18pm
-------------  irc.esper.net #paintball |
Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 23 March 2012 at 12:45pm
Says the PBR drinking hipster..... What, is good cider not ironic enough for you?!?!?  
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Posted By: little devil
Date Posted: 23 March 2012 at 1:29pm
No, PBR is too mainstream and known as a hipster drink. It's all about the old mil now. At least in Ontario. |
Posted By: impulse418
Date Posted: 23 March 2012 at 2:53pm
| Hipsters are the worst. |
Posted By: jmac3
Date Posted: 23 March 2012 at 5:21pm
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I went to boston on Sunday(Parade day). I hate people who wear green.
------------- Que pasa? 
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Posted By: Lightningbolt
Date Posted: 23 March 2012 at 5:34pm
| Water ftw |
Posted By: Benjichang
Date Posted: 24 March 2012 at 11:47am
Naw, Magner's is good. To be honest, I really love Woodchuck. edit- If I wanted to be a hipster, I'd say my favorite was this stuff called Johnny Mash from some little winery in MA that I visited when I was painting out that way last September. ------------- irc.esper.net #paintball |
Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 24 March 2012 at 1:21pm
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Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 24 March 2012 at 1:35pm
 ------------- saving the world, one warship at a time. |
Posted By: tallen702
Date Posted: 24 March 2012 at 2:35pm
Soooo who is who in this one? |
Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 24 March 2012 at 9:01pm
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Left is my friend and the right 2 were the ones she was trying to pick up. ------------- saving the world, one warship at a time. |
Posted By: choopie911
Date Posted: 24 March 2012 at 10:48pm
| They look super interested...... |
Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 24 March 2012 at 11:06pm
Fixed. -------------
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Posted By: GroupB
Date Posted: 24 March 2012 at 11:12pm
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You really couldn't spot the lesbian in that picture? -------------
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Posted By: scotchyscotch
Date Posted: 24 March 2012 at 11:26pm
| I wouldn't ride any of them into battle. |
Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 25 March 2012 at 10:59am
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OK, did she get their digits for potential later hook up?
------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: merc
Date Posted: 25 March 2012 at 11:37am
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she got their numbers. but i probably wont be a part of a later encounter. no worries though. ------------- saving the world, one warship at a time. |
Posted By: SSOK
Date Posted: 25 March 2012 at 3:17pm
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Am I the only one who does not see anything? -------------
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Posted By: usafpilot07
Date Posted: 25 March 2012 at 3:57pm
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Anyone wearing an Irish flag on St. Patrick's day is pretty much guaranteed to be obnoxious ------------- Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo |
Posted By: Lightningbolt
Date Posted: 25 March 2012 at 4:48pm
I'm pretty sure Maverick and Ice Man didn't hook up. |
Posted By: sinisterNorth
Date Posted: 25 March 2012 at 10:45pm
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Yes to all 3. ------------- Pumpker'd; (V.) When a pump player runs up and shoots you at point blank range because you thought 20bps made you good. |
Posted By: Ceesman762
Date Posted: 26 March 2012 at 8:54am
Bring the camera and record it for future generations. ------------- Innocence proves nothing FUAC!!!!! |
Posted By: DaveEllis
Date Posted: 26 March 2012 at 9:46am
| I think your definition of wingman is off, you're supposed to get the numbers....not the wingmanish person. |
Posted By: rednekk98
Date Posted: 26 March 2012 at 12:50pm
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Posted By: mbro
Date Posted: 26 March 2012 at 4:34pm
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
Posted By: Mack
Date Posted: 27 March 2012 at 11:59am
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Posted By: little devil
Date Posted: 27 March 2012 at 1:17pm
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True success or not. It would seem you were her wingman. - just sayin |
Posted By: stratoaxe
Date Posted: 27 March 2012 at 2:35pm
I don't call it success unless the girls leave the bar with you. Not saying you have to sleep with them, but if you didn't at least get them to go to another bar as a group you didn't get very far. Numbers can be fake, plus who really wants to get to know some drunk girl in a bar? I throw away phone numbers I get from drunks, be they at a party or a bar. The worst is when you add each other on Facebook when you're wasted and then wake up like "Who in the hell..." -------------
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