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Time to man-up Iowa

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    Posted: 10 April 2010 at 4:36pm
It is not human, it can't be reasoned with! For the love of pete why are they letting it establish a beachhead in our heartland? You just know one of them freaking hicks will feed it after midnight or get it wet.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Mack Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 April 2010 at 9:55pm
It's not a garden gnome. 

It's actually the roaming gnome from Travelocity after a long and intensive course of heavy-duty experimental steroids.  He had him self placed in Iowa in hopes of ambushing William Shatner in an effort to damage Priceline's sales.  (Unfortunately he got the Shat mixed up with the Kirk character* and ended up in the wrong state.)

*Who in the original series was supposedly born in Iowa.
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It's official, we're doomed. 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ammolord Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 April 2010 at 2:52am
Its in ames, why am ii not suprised?
 
(yeah, family is from north iowa, this ont superise me.)
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