Unanswerd questions of the world

Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Round boxes would cost to much to produce.

Why is it that when we are humming and then we plug our nose, our humming stops? The air that passes through our vocal chords is coming out our nose, if you open your mouth and hum the humming keeps going.

When you see the weather report and it says "partly cloudy" and then the next day it says "partly sunny"; what’s the difference? Partly means about 35%. If it is mostly cloudy, then it is partly sunny, and visa versa.

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? The alarm is "going off" as in the sound of the alarm is protruding out into air.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat? If you have to toast somthing that is frozen, it needs that power.

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? The boat was too badly damaged and the motor was busted, not to mention they probobly didnt have any fuel.

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Why is there Braille on drive thru atm's? You can walk up to them to, there are usually parking spots near them.

How do you throw away a garbage can? A dumpster.