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Clark Kent 
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http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2005/01/14/1105582700951.html ?from=top5&oneclick=true My new favorite weapons... :) |
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Civeta Dei
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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 8:37am |
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...I'm not registering.
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Clark Kent
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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 8:41am |
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You had to register to read that?
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Civeta Dei
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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 8:55am |
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Yes. It redirects you to a registering page.
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Clark Kent
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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 9:02am |
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Ok - here is the text:
**edited** bombs: US secret weapon plan A US plan to develop a bad breath bomb and a chemical weapon to make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other has been revealed in newly declassified documents. New Scientist's web site reports that the documents show the Pentagon considered a range of non-lethal chemical weapons aimed at disrupting enemy discipline and morale. The "sex bomb" idea would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, it states. Also considered were concoctions that would be irresistible to wasps or angry rats to render enemy bases uninhabitable. And there was the bad breath bomb idea - a weapon that caused "severe and lasting halitosis" to make it easier to sniff out spies. Other ideas dating back to 1994 from the US Air Force Wright Laboratory in Ohio included making soldiers' skin react painfully to sunlight. The lab sought Pentagon funding for research into what it called "harassing, annoying and 'bad guy'-identifying chemicals". The plans have been posted online by the Sunshine Project, an organisation that exposes research into chemical and biological weapons. Spokesman Edward Hammond told New Scientists it was not known if the $7.5 millio research proposal was ever pursued.
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Civeta Dei
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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 9:03am |
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Is it real or fake?
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Clark Kent
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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 9:05am |
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Real news - read it in several papers. Is the story accurate? I don't have any high-level contacts at the Pentagon to ask... |
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Civeta Dei
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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 9:10am |
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Basically they are creating bombs that make you attracted to men, have bad breath, and not be able to stand wasps or mice?
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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 10:17am |
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Haha, that halarious.
I hope thats real..... |
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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 10:50am |
the last thing said that it would make mice, rats, wasps etc more attracted to the military base, like an invasion of pests or the biblical plauges |
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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 11:12am |
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I mean, that's some next-level shiet... Edited by -ProDigY- |
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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 12:00pm |
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we use the bomb...storm a taliban cave, and find Osama bent over oh god i shouldnt even go there
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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 12:41pm |
 Bad breath weapon....quick get the anti-bad breath weapon....open a case of Altoids!
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Do not steal....the government hates competition!
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Clark Kent
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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 12:42pm |
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This idea makes me laugh every time I read it.
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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 12:54pm |
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You guys should read some of the ways they tried to kill castro, even more rediculous than some of those ideas.
so we can have chemical weapons, but no-one else can?  Edited by choopie911 |
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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 12:56pm |
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Of course - just like with nukes. |
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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 1:35pm |
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chemical weapons are illegal under the geneva convention arnt they?
i think we should bring back napalm... |
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saving the world, one warship at a time.
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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 1:39pm |
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THE G@Y BOMB!
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TIPPMANN 98 CUSTOM
14" Progressive barrel 32* Black gel grips BT-16 Double trigger Pen Spring Mod X-core Expansion Chamber Vertical Adapter |
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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 3:04pm |
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Yes! Finally my selection of men to pick from will increase tremendously!
Ha, maybe since so many men will become **edited**, they will finally be accepted. We need to drop this bomb over Washington DC. |
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Posted: 14 January 2005 at 3:14pm |
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I'm thinking we should deploy this weapon at the next Promise Keepers rally. (oops - scratch that. not needed) |
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