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^Pirate^ 
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I found this odd and had to show you all...
uperstringtheory27@hotmail.com says: is this brn? Idriveanastrovan says: Yeah... superstringtheory27@hotmail.com says: what time is it there? Idriveanastrovan says: 5:19 AM superstringtheory27@hotmail.com says: have you been up all night? Idriveanastrovan says: Yeah superstringtheory27@hotmail.com says: that's not healthy Idriveanastrovan says: sure it is... why wouldn't it be? superstringtheory27@hotmail.com says: a growing young man needs to get sleep regularly superstringtheory27@hotmail.com says: 20 hours a day should do Idriveanastrovan says: I'll sleep during the day superstringtheory27@hotmail.com says: I sleep within the confines of a reality that is not effected by time That was just part one... superstringtheory27@hotmail.com says: asa to not miss a day in the universe superstringtheory27@hotmail.com says: or one sec superstringtheory27@hotmail.com says: but I sleep years in the alternate reality Idriveanastrovan says: I see... Idriveanastrovan says: I will begin sleeping in my Astro Van and wake up not remembering how I got in whatever town I happen to be in whence I turn 16 MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: That will be an inspiration for a movie I now intend to construct a script for MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: I will caLL IT Idriveanastrovan says: it? MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: DUDE, WHERE'S MY ASTRO-VAN, AND WHAT HAPPENED TO BRIAN? MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: THE NAME OF THE MOVIE MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: you have provided my mind with great inspiration this morning Idriveanastrovan says: I see, this will help me get over my crushed dreams of not getting justin's car pimped unless we can take it to Cali.... MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: happ 4th of july Idriveanastrovan says: (AM) Idriveanastrovan says: stupid thingamajiggermabobber... MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: just make your journey to east wind blown by the fan of the cubs MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: there will be presented to you the mystical ball of 1944 MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: take this ball and choke on it and you will live in heaven MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: refuse the ball and it will eat your tongue Idriveanastrovan says: Ok, but which way is chester, I plan to go there, party, do random things, fight, drive away, and then wake up in a foreign place Idriveanastrovan says: The ball can come with MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: first you must remove all preknowledge of this earth's geography MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: then you will hear them Idriveanastrovan says: What preknowledge? MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: do not be frightened MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: the rabbits will wear the glasses of truth MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: the carrots are alive MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: do not eat live things MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: life feeds on life MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: this is neccessaary Idriveanastrovan says: So, shoud... should I eat someone? Idriveanastrovan says: Maybe someone small first? MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: only eat what the rabbits have slaughtered MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: for this is the good meat of god MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: other meat will blot yours eyes of the knowledge Idriveanastrovan says: I see... MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: you must retain composure Idriveanastrovan says: Often have my eyes been blotted by this other meat Idriveanastrovan says: but no more! MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: the great cow will take you up MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: he will take you on high MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: and higher still Idriveanastrovan says: Ahhhh yes, the great cow MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: until you move between the spaces of the air istlef Idriveanastrovan says: I have a picture of him from the last time we met... MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: itself* MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: he is an evil one MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: the carrots fear him always MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: he has never known the glasses of truth MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: yet the rabbits have opened their eyes Idriveanastrovan says: I see, and what do the money trees say? MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: the ones who hate the carrots can see the truth MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: they accept carrots to be living MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: never eat the carrots MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: god is watching MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: and the cow yearns for milk to provide life Idriveanastrovan says: So then, Milk the cow I must! MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: thenand only then can a cursor learn the way of the mouse MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: do not be a hunter MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: be a fisherman MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: in the eyes of the whale MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: blubber must be emptied MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: this is important MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: can you see what I present to you? Idriveanastrovan says: The task or the tellings? MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: you must retain the pleasure MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: take the pleasure and remember the teachings MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: they must flow from the facade that is my nonsense Idriveanastrovan says: Yes master, I shall take them both and slay myself in the name of the air MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: not the air MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: the time of the air MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: it rules the dsay MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: day* MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: for when is the air not in control MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: always leading to breath it in MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: it will poison your soul with it's evil intentions MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: do not surrender your lungs to the menace any longer MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: fight MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: I have given you the tools MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: preparations for the attack are under way MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: the air and it's time is over MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: the rabbits will have their day of feasting MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: and the air is their dinner that's it so far. so what do you think about this? 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It aint about black or white becuz we human I hope we see the light before it's ruined My ghetto gospel |
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BLand
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Posted: 04 July 2005 at 7:03am |
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That was retarded and a waste of my time.
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Enos Shenk
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Posted: 04 July 2005 at 7:28am |
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Kill it with fire
Edit for awesome palindrome postcount, 11711 Edited by Enos Shenk |
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^Pirate^
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Posted: 04 July 2005 at 7:46am |
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Yet you read it all and then posted wasting even more time... |
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BLand
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Posted: 04 July 2005 at 8:18am |
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Posting isn't retarded and I got my opinion out, therefore I didn't waste time. |
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^Pirate^
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Posted: 04 July 2005 at 8:24am |
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Nice point. |
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^Pirate^
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Posted: 04 July 2005 at 8:39am |
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MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says:
have you cleansed yourself of this abomination MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: move to the spaces betwixt the air MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: never surrender one lung again MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: we can win MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: the great cow will show you the way MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: any young young weedhopper? MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: questions must flood you mind Idriveanastrovan says: *Agreement* MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: can you see my message? MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: by my name Idriveanastrovan says: MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: do you see a bunch of flags? Idriveanastrovan says: yes MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: or a bunch of am's Idriveanastrovan says: (AM) MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: add my flag MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: this is neccessary MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: has this quest been completed? Idriveanastrovan says: hold on I must eat the cookie crisp with the obtained milk given to me by yonder cow... MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: proceed in the dance between the cookie and it's friend Idriveanastrovan says: The Wolf who was once the dog who was once the burglar who was once THE dog wishes to joineth me should I smite him? Or should I giveth him a bowl betwixt his eyes? MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: giveth the bowl so his knowledge will grow MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: I must implore who this four legged friend is? MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: quadrepedals can be tricky MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: always contain awareness in your being Idriveanastrovan says: Ohhhh I am amazed or the bowl hath broken and pieces be protruding from his eyes and betwixt.... Idriveanastrovan says: for* MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: has the outstretched bowl of invitation been shattered by denial? MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: drive the pieces and forge a new glass MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: if glass be shattered again MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: deny the urge of invitation MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: and quench the good gentle beings of the two leg MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: fromt heir thirst Idriveanastrovan says: I think I will just stealeth his shirt... the image is quite intriguing... Idriveanastrovan says: <REMOVED> Idriveanastrovan says: To see the image you must clicketh and prepareth thyself... MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: I am viewing this image through my optical senses MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: I find intrigue is in the eye of the beholder MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: and futility is in the eye of the beholder as well MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: never let futility enter your eyes Idriveanastrovan says: Whatis this Baghdad that they speak of? Surely they do not mean our newly acquired Louisiana Purchse part II? MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: you will concede more than life MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: surely, but this purchase was free MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: now we will own the world MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: and we will kill all muslims Idriveanastrovan says: And we got that oil.... Idriveanastrovan says: Oil is good for lighting things on fire... Idriveanastrovan says: like swimming pools.... MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: we must proceed in this lighting of the pools Idriveanastrovan says: Yes, but not until our wolf friend awakens so we may watcheth him turn blue under the waters and gain the secret knowledge MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: for one pool is one light of one pool once more creates seed MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: yes turn to blue oh sacred wolf friend MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: never let the air control your lungs MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: extinguish it's control MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: is the wolf friend ready to experience teachings of written form? Idriveanastrovan says: I believe so... Idriveanastrovan says: but first, he would like us to meet <REMOVED>t Idriveanastrovan says: <REMOVED> MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: then the wolf friend is permitted to join teachings from beyond his computer screen MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: who are these i see before me? Idriveanastrovan says: The one whom is on top is <REMOVED> the other is her friend... MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: I implore young one. where is this picture taken? MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: tell <REMOVED> smoking will remove the evil air from her lungs. this I conclude is healthy. and healthy is good Idriveanastrovan says: Dost though wish to drive there and meeteth thine <REMOVED>'s parents? MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: yes, they are wonderful people. I will not part from their place of residence without imparting my knowledge unto their minds MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: I hope they are ready MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: for one must be fashioned to endure such astonishment MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: the truth is hard to handle MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: but yours if you accept Idriveanastrovan says: I haveth not the slightest clue as to where the picture was taken.... Idriveanastrovan says: but we still haveth the picture so we must contact the one known as "INTERPOL" MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: but clues are not to be taken for granted MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: clues are not for you to take MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: you must violently rip them from their place MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: they will nbot be easily recieved MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: but the work will grant you to them Idriveanastrovan says: I see, but why shalt us do all the work when we can have "INTERPOL" do it for us? MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: interpol is but a meager attempt at providing assurance MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: truth is hard to come by MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: and truth makes me stronger as it will you Idriveanastrovan says: I see.... then we shall go to the Pirate Underground and looketh fo more clues to violently rip from their places. MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: view my kitten MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: and recieve you enlightenment MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: from beyond your eyes MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: when you are ready we will go to convert the pirates MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: they will wear the bifocles of truth Idriveanastrovan says: for your enlightenment, you must view my cow MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: arrogance in one's abilities must not be achieved MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: settle in your place and recieve the knowledge you do not possess Idriveanastrovan says: Then go, and convert the Pirates we must! MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: will we have people to join us? MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: we must train all to be ready MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: for pirates know the ways of the sharks well MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: and sharks will lead you to the dark side MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: they will say things to beckon your allegiance MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: you must not give in MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: perhaps they will implore... "COME TO THE DARK SIDE. WE HAVE COOKIES" MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: and temptation takes up a home in these statements MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: but never surrender your lungs to it MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: it will create only evil things Idriveanastrovan says: To aid us on our journey, Smirnoff The Wizard, has sent us the ZapAtron 68000... it glows a powerful blue and will destroy anything that dares enter it's shell MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: and it will be welcomed once it learns the ways of the great cow and the rabbit disciples Idriveanastrovan says: guess what event has just ocurred... Idriveanastrovan says: the passing of nothing... MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: nothing has travelled to nothing and communication must continue or the movement will die MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: communicate your needs Idriveanastrovan says: I need... to understand the Andy Milonakis show.... MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: I have only viewed a few seconds of this enjoyment MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: when does this programming enter through the visual portal of knowledge? Idriveanastrovan says: I have TiVo'ed this enjoyment as to watch many a time until I understand it's power.... Idriveanastrovan says: 9;30- 10:00 PM on sunday night... MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: yes it's power is of great vehemency MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: understand we must Idriveanastrovan says: *Much agreement* Idriveanastrovan says: How odd, I have just learned that our re-inforcements will be sent to this place known as 'Iraq' I have picture of them you may see MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: provide a link for me young one MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: this must be seen first hand Idriveanastrovan says: Well, the one whom will be in charge of computer controls has created this program for thee to see... Idriveanastrovan says: http://thewigley.com/humor.images/redneck.photos/images/redn eck.WindowsXP.jpg Idriveanastrovan says: Here they are, in all of their glory as the USRSF Idriveanastrovan says: http://www.ussfn.com/images/redneck%20forces.jpg MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: I thoroughly than you young one MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: after I processed the humor I found it to be infinitely excellent MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: I thank you for this humor Idriveanastrovan says: Very welcome, you are to find and begin to learn of more of this humor go to yahoo image search and type in redneck with no space. MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: i will proceed Idriveanastrovan says: proceed with caution however for amidst them are images that will rot the force from inside of you... MY NAME IS NICHOLAS says: i heed this warning with sincerity Edited by ^Pirate^ |
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Enos Shenk
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Posted: 04 July 2005 at 9:02am |
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Just tell him Hail Eris and be done with it.
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Posted: 04 July 2005 at 9:05am |
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Am I the only other person who knows who Smirnoff the wizard is?
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Posted: 04 July 2005 at 10:10am |
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wow thats long
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Posted: 04 July 2005 at 10:22am |
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somebody like-a the gonj?!?!
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Posted: 04 July 2005 at 10:53am |
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Shouldn't have read it.
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Brett Favre gets sacked again. |
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BLand wrote: