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    Posted: 05 August 2008 at 12:46am
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080805/ap_on_re_us/death_penalt y_cooey


This is pretty funny...

Apparently we can't put people to death now because it may cause some pain....
Que pasa?


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So, uh, how does a death-row inmate put on weight?
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Originally posted by Article Article wrote:

A death row inmate scheduled for execution says he's too fat to be put to death, claiming executioners would have trouble finding his veins and that his weight could diminish the effectiveness of one of the lethal injection drugs.


Quit feeding him; problem solved.

Edited Addition:  Actually, that would solve several problems.


Edited by Mack - 05 August 2008 at 12:55am
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Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

So, uh, how does a death-row inmate put on weight?
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Smart inmate man...well played.
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I just read this again. He is maybe 1 inch shorter than me, and not much heavier..not sure how much. Probably like 15 pounds.

Never had a problem taking blood from me.
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Your 5'8/250? Lay off the beer. JK 
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Have trouble finding his veins? Lol, absurd! Just get a nice pistol and BAM! Dne deal.
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Originally posted by techietaichi techietaichi wrote:

Have trouble finding his veins? Lol, absurd! Just get a nice pistol and BAM! Dne deal.


Firing squad is actually the most expensive way to execute people; the government has to pay for a lot of therapy for the executioners. Also, I don't think it's still legal in any states, although I guess I could be wrong.

*EDIT* Idaho and Oklahoma allow it, but only as a second to lethal injection.

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I'd rather go by firing squad I think. Screw injections.

What if we let them have the chance to shoot themselves? Everybody happy?

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Originally posted by reifidom reifidom wrote:

I'd rather go by firing squad I think. Screw injections.

What if we let them have the chance to shoot themselves? Everybody happy?

Just pictured the firing squad shooting themselves.
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Originally posted by reifidom reifidom wrote:

I'd rather go by 'natural causes'.


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Everybody has to die, and if can be a spectacular death, why not. Why die in your sleep if you can die in a failed attempt to catch a skydiver with a faulty chute, or by driving your flaming car off an impossibly high building into a fireworks factory.

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Bring back nooses!


Though his may have to be made from steel cable, which I suppose could be messy.
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Originally posted by usafpilot07 usafpilot07 wrote:

Bring back nooses!


Though his may have to be made from steel cable, which I suppose could be messy.

PIANO WIRE!!!!!
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Originally posted by usafpilot07 usafpilot07 wrote:

Bring back nooses!


Though his may have to be made from steel cable, which I suppose could be messy.


Shades of Tom "Black Jack" Ketchum.

Originally posted by Wiki Wiki wrote:

Ketchum was executed by hanging in Clayton, New Mexico Territory, on April 26, 1901. The rope was too long, and Ketchum had gained a significant amount of weight during his time in jail. Additionally nobody in Clayton had any experience in hanging people. Because of these factors Ketchum was decapitated when he dropped through the trap door.
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Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:


Originally posted by Article Article wrote:

A death row inmate scheduled for execution says he's too fat to be put
to death, claiming executioners would have trouble finding his veins
and that his weight could diminish the effectiveness of one of the
lethal injection drugs.
Quit feeding him; problem solved.Edited Addition:  Actually, that would solve several problems.


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Originally posted by Ceesman762 Ceesman762 wrote:

Originally posted by usafpilot07 usafpilot07 wrote:

Bring back nooses!


Though his may have to be made from steel cable, which I suppose could be messy.

PIANO WIRE!!!!!



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Originally posted by reifidom reifidom wrote:

Everybody has to die, and if can be a spectacular death, why not. Why die in your sleep if you can die in a failed attempt to catch a skydiver with a faulty chute, or by driving your flaming car off an impossibly high building into a fireworks factory.


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