Fishing

Blue Fish.  where do you fish?

We fish for mackeral more than anything out in the ocean, bass inland.  Though a couple of my friends really got into fly fishing last year.

I don't have the patience for fishing.  The only fish I have ever caught in my life involved the use of a .357 Magnum while intoxicated.*

*Yes, amazingly stupid of me; and one of several reasons that all alcohol-related humor aside I rarely drink anymore.  (And when I do, I never go beyond the point of a mild buzz** more than once or twice a year.)
**A point I can reach very cheaply*** thanks to my carefully cultivated excessively low tolerance for alcohol.
***The expenses can be kept down even when drinking the better stuff.****
****Beer that is, I don't like hard liquor.*****
*****Anymore.******
******With the exception of tequila.

Edited:  For factual purposes.


Edited by Mack - 11 August 2009 at 3:26pm

depends on the size of the striper. the 30+ inch stripers are a very fun catch. that being said, large mouth bass put up a good fight.

Blue Fish with lemon juice on grill?

agentwhale007 wrote: I've lived in Florida my whole life and I have never off-shore salt water fished. Probably because we have some of the best large-mouth lakes in the country. In middle and high school, I probably fished more days after school got out than not.

I like your 19th century hyphenation of largemouth bass. Right up there with China-man and cat-fish.

Whale seems a little hyphenation-compulsive.

Bluegill

^^^ Catch and release I assume?

Smart man; introducing them at family get togethers can create awkward silences.