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    Posted: 01 March 2010 at 7:04am
Quote Atlanta- Pat Robertson, the conservative Christian televangelist and host of the 700 Club said that the 8.8 magnitude earthquake off the coast of Chile yesterday  was the result of the nations pact with the Chupacabra, or goat-sucker, a devilish beast blamed for livestock deaths across Latin America.


“Something happened a long time ago in Chile, and people might not want to talk about it,” Robertson said. “They were under the heel of the democratically elected SOCIALIST regime of Salvador Allende …and they got together and swore a pact to the chupacabra. They said, ’We will serve you if you’ll get us free from the the man we elected president, and install a military dictatorship that will make thousands of ‘troublemakers disappear.’” ”True story,” he continued. “And the devil said, ‘OK, it’s a deal.’ Ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after another.”


Robertson went on to say to that it was no coincidence that the quake took place near the city of Concepción, and it was “obviously a part of god’s plan to eradicate the right of women worldwide to haveaccess to reproductive facilities and medical procedures.”


The massive tsunami, or “devil waves” that spread across the pacific threatened massive damage as well, but according to Robertson, caused no deaths because “God spared all of the good Christian people in Polynesia and the coast of the orient.”


Robertson was unavailable for further comment.

http://freakoutnation.com/2010/02/27/pat-robertson-chile-earthquake-result-of-pact-with-chupacabra-3/

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Benjichang Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 March 2010 at 7:33am
Chupacabras?! This is hilarious.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Kayback Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 March 2010 at 8:04am
Ha ha ha. Good and righteous people in Asia? Aren't loads of them Muslim? So he is now saying Christians and Muslims are ok, but goat sucker worshipers are evil? I'll try remember that.

Freedom of speech and all, but can't someone shut him up for saying stupid things?


Since when has this guy been on the inside of God's plans? How conceited.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Eville Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 March 2010 at 8:10am
Originally posted by Kayback Kayback wrote:

Ha ha ha. Good and righteous people in Asia? Aren't loads of them Muslim? So he is now saying Christians and Muslims are ok, but goat sucker worshipers are evil? I'll try remember that.

Freedom of speech and all, but can't someone shut him up for saying stupid things?


Since when has this guy been on the inside of God's plans? How conceited.

You should read the OP again.LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Kayback Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 March 2010 at 8:49am
Ok, i'm reading on my cell phone, so maybe i missed a nuance or two. Care to enlighten me?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Eville Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 March 2010 at 9:59am
Satire.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Reb Cpl Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 March 2010 at 11:15am
I missed it at first too. Early morning reading is a bad idea.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Kayback Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 March 2010 at 12:48pm
Lol, Satire. OOPS.

I mistook him for the guys from Westboro or something. Scan reading on a 2x3" screen not helping :)

Sorry

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Mack Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 01 March 2010 at 1:25pm
Sadly the below (from this link) is not satire:

Farrakhan speaks to faithful, warns America

February 28, 2010 8:53 PM | 28 Comments | UPDATED STORY

Calling this weekend's earthquake in Chile a divine precursor to his planned speech, controversial Nation of Islam leader Minister Louis Farrakhan predicted on Sunday that America will face its own imminent disaster and must prepare.

Delivering a message titled "The Time and What Must Be Done," Farrakhan addressed thousands at Chicago's United Center as part of an annual celebration of Saviours' Day, marking the birth of W. Fard Muhammad, who founded the faith 80 years ago.

"It's not an accident that a great earthquake took place in Chile," Farrakhan, 76, said an hour into his three-hour address. "It was a precipitate of what I have to tell you today of what's coming to America. You will not escape."

"I will speak to the kings and rulers of the world. I will speak to the pope and the religious leaders because you have to know that your time has come," he said. "I desire to guide you and warn you of things that are coming that you must try to prepare yourselves for because we are absolutely living in the change of worlds."

Though some of Farrakhan's past remarks have been labeled anti-Semitic and racist, his supporters say he has been misunderstood and misrepresented by the media. In his speech on Sunday, he recounted events in the 1980s where he was barred from hotels and other destinations after declaring support for Libya, implicated at the time in acts of state-sponsored terrorism. On Sunday, he blamed the international cold shoulder on the "reach of the Zionists."

Farrakhan also pointed out that dignitaries in many countries besides the U.S. treat him like royalty. "I can't even get a meeting with a congressperson if a white man's watching," he said to thunderous applause.

The keynote address capped a weekend of workshops focused on self-improvement, community service and how to provide assistance to Haiti.

Citing numerous texts including the Quran, Bible and a book by Scientology's founder L. Ron Hubbard, Farrakhan expressed concern for President Barack Obama's life, called for the return of Jean-Bertrand Aristide, the former Haitian president now in exile, and described a spiritual experience in 1981 in which he ascended into a flying saucer and heard the voice of Elijah Muhammad predicting historical events that did come to pass.

"Some people think I'm a prophet," Farrakhan said. "But I have to say, the word 'prophet' is too cheap a word. Prophets come in the absence of God like moonlight comes in the absence of the sun. I come to fulfill that which you have read from the prophets."


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See Muslims?  Time to leave America!  Something bad is going to happen here!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Kayback Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 March 2010 at 1:26am
While there are large parts of the US that could shrug off an 8.8 or even a 9.6, if one DOES come, I hope it avoids Yellowstone and any major metropolitan area.

Why don't these helpful aliens ever make blind broadcasts on our radio frequency networks and warn EVERYONE? Why always one crackpot alone? I mean abduct POTUS or all of Congress or something important. You can travel 11 millionty light years, but the Secret Service are too much.
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For some reason my favorite part of your entire post was the word "millionty."
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