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sporx 
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something really odd/hilarious happened eariler
tonight. I was just in my house watching TV in my livingroom. I hear the front door open and I thought it was just my lil bro getting home from football practice. But then I heard someone run through the house. At this point i'm confused and just thinking to myself over over, WTF? I go in the other room to see what was going on. Who do I see standing there? My good 'ol friend Kurtis. I asked him "why  are you
in my house without even knocking?" Kurtis replied, "I stomped to let you know that i was here." "Why didn't you use teh doorbell?", I asked and he replied, "cuz there's no time. I have go to take a crap right now!" So my friend barges in my house, stomps on the floor to let me know he was there, just so he could take a crap. It was very odd/confusing but yet I laugh. Edited by sporx |
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pb125
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Posted: 12 October 2005 at 12:37am |
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You should have asked him to homecoming.
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TruePaintballer
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Posted: 12 October 2005 at 12:49am |
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lol...poop... my buddy walks into my house all the time without knocking, i dont care, i usually tell my friends just walk in |
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procarbinefreak
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Posted: 12 October 2005 at 12:51am |
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luckily you weren't doing anything... "private"
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Hades
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Posted: 12 October 2005 at 12:51am |
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Some members of this forum claim they would have shot your friend dead first, then asked questions.
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paintballu
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Posted: 12 October 2005 at 1:32am |
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Others claim god was giving them a chance to use a few roofie's |
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my xchat died...... no more irc :( |
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Posted: 12 October 2005 at 6:23am |
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I need a new Sig...
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Posted: 12 October 2005 at 6:54am |
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haha
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Posted: 12 October 2005 at 7:45am |
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Ahahaha. |
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
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Posted: 12 October 2005 at 10:22am |
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^ i think they were talking about him playing by himself...
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saving the world, one warship at a time.
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Posted: 12 October 2005 at 10:26am |
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Him is a she.
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Posted: 12 October 2005 at 11:40am |
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Hahaha. My brother, when he lived up here, he was a home inspector, he drove around inspecting homes, and he hates going to the bathroom in peoples houses i guess. So he would come by the house and use the bathroom. Ive almost decked him a couple times because i didnt know who it was. But now, he lives in florida.. the jerk.
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Posted: 12 October 2005 at 12:54pm |
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thankyou for the correction. |
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Posted: 12 October 2005 at 1:08pm |
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one time i had to crap really really bad and my friend wouldn't let me in his house so i just took a crap in his pool its the aquadump he called me the next day and was like you didn't happen to (deleted) in my pool.
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Posted: 12 October 2005 at 1:26pm |
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NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil.
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Posted: 12 October 2005 at 2:48pm |
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Haha, your friend is funny.
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sporx
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Posted: 12 October 2005 at 4:00pm |
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ohh that's just wrong.
That story reminds me of Caddy Shack.
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Posted: 12 October 2005 at 4:02pm |
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lol my guitarst aways just walks into my house
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