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Impulse88
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Topic: Assassin InterviewPosted: 11 August 2009 at 11:13am |
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For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her." The first man said. "You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent replies, "Then you’re not the right man for this job." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can’t kill my wife." The agent replies "You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair." |
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Benjichang
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Posted: 11 August 2009 at 11:40am |
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FWD:FWD:FWD
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agentwhale007
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Posted: 11 August 2009 at 11:43am |
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Impulse88
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Posted: 11 August 2009 at 11:46am |
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Really? Well I thought it was funny, hopefully people who haven't seen it will enjoy it.
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ammolord
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Posted: 11 August 2009 at 11:56am |
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I havnt seen it, so i lol'd.
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Mack
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Posted: 11 August 2009 at 11:59am |
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I laughed as well.
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StormyKnight
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Posted: 11 August 2009 at 4:28pm |
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OLD
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sinisterNorth
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Posted: 11 August 2009 at 5:06pm |
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Pumpker'd; (V.) When a pump player runs up and shoots you at point blank range because you thought 20bps made you good.
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Destruction
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Posted: 11 August 2009 at 5:12pm |
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OLD:OLD:OLD
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u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted
Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur. |
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brihard
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Posted: 11 August 2009 at 6:02pm |
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Still funny.
Saying 'FWD:FWD:FWD:' isn't cruise control for cool.
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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
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oldpbnoob
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Posted: 11 August 2009 at 6:19pm |
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I laughed, so will everyone else that I forward it to.
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tallen702
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Posted: 11 August 2009 at 9:04pm |
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what kind of assassin wouldn't check the magazine before pulling the trigger?
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<Removed overly wide sig. Tsk, you know better.>
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Kayback
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Posted: 12 August 2009 at 1:40am |
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Hold the gun close enough to the target and the blank will kill them anyway.
Ask Jon-Erik Hexum. KBK |
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adrenalinejunky
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Posted: 12 August 2009 at 3:30am |
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Glassjaw
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Posted: 12 August 2009 at 10:05am |
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jmac3
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Posted: 12 August 2009 at 5:06pm |
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Exactly, should have been sent back to the kitchen. |
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Que pasa?
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tallen702
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Posted: 12 August 2009 at 8:01pm |
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Or Brandon Lee if you want someone a little less obscure. |
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I<3FE
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Posted: 12 August 2009 at 11:23pm |
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Where in the joke did it say they took out the magazine? |
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Kayback
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Posted: 13 August 2009 at 2:42am |
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Eh, I was gonna say Brandon Lee, but it wasn't the blank that killed him. It was the sound engineer.
KBK Edit, Kefe, there is a visual difference between a blank and a live round. Any real steely eyed killer would have popped the mag to check how many bullets they had, and worked the slide to make sure the gun was actually loaded. Thus negating about 98% of the story. KBK Edited by Kayback - 13 August 2009 at 2:44am |
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Mack
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Posted: 13 August 2009 at 3:08am |
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Hey, I knew who he was. |
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