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 Topic: Can I Get a Damage Assessment?Posted: 14 October 2004 at 2:42pm |
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Okay... Remember my post about that girl. We were talking in the hallway and I asked her, "You don't see too much sun, do you?" She asked why I said that, and I said, "Well, your legs are really white...I wouldn't wear a skirt that short if my legs were that white." And then I realized what I said and walked away...uh...yeah...damage assessment? |
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Posted: 14 October 2004 at 2:43pm |
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Apologize for it.
Damage, out of 10. 7/10 maybe 6/10. |
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Posted: 14 October 2004 at 2:45pm |
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dude you suck
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Posted: 14 October 2004 at 2:45pm |
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Ouch...not kewl.
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Posted: 14 October 2004 at 2:48pm |
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way to get the girl... lol
4/10-6/10 Edited by *Stealth* |
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Posted: 14 October 2004 at 2:49pm |
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Game over, man, game over! |
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Posted: 14 October 2004 at 2:52pm |
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HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Kick dirt on her and run away.
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Posted: 14 October 2004 at 2:53pm |
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wow, that was really stupid.
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Posted: 14 October 2004 at 2:54pm |
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mini skirts are good no matter the taning job but preferable with tan.
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Posted: 14 October 2004 at 2:59pm |
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*SMACK*
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"I normally refrain from conversation during gestation." |
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Posted: 14 October 2004 at 3:01pm |
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Posted: 14 October 2004 at 3:08pm |
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If that girl was really smart...she would back hand (pimp slap) you like a tennis racket
 ....lil man you have no game at all.
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You arent kiddin man. Even I dont have game....but I am smart enough not to say something like that to a chick I like... Damage.... Can be as bad as a 9/10 if you realy dont know her, and dont appoligize or anything. Best case scinario (sp) id say 5/10 |
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Posted: 14 October 2004 at 3:24pm |
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A lot of places...like in the
Middle East, and during the old days, people didn't like tans. That's
why you'd see(and still do see) some women carry umbrellas in the
middle of the day when the sun is out.
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Posted: 14 October 2004 at 3:43pm |
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Wow, wait a few years 'till you grow some game...and why would you be givin' her advice on fasion?
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Posted: 14 October 2004 at 3:44pm |
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Theres alot more to a female than jus looks, do a research and find out what makes a female tick....dont look at them porn mags, those are fer more advance individuals like playas, hustlas, pimps and ballas, pick up Redbook, Cosmopolitan Think bout this....do you want a female thats down to earth, doesnt do drugs, hang wit the wrong crowd, drinks alcohol in moderation, comes from a good family, dresses up conservatively, believes in the all mighty, believes in having a family in the future and doesnt cheat behind yer back. Or do you want a ghetto girl, one that plays on yer back when yer not looking, smokes like an out of tuned engine, drinks alcohol like a Hells Angels biker member, wears mens clothing...like saggy jeans, a dirty wife beater shirt, looks like a hooker, a crackhead or a rehab/detox recepient....hmmm this one should sum it all fer the ghetto type...a woman from the Jerry Springer Show. |
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Posted: 14 October 2004 at 3:49pm |
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Ahh Victorian women. Whiter women are a welcome sight compared to those who use tanning beds year round to keep that gaudy orange skin tone.
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Posted: 14 October 2004 at 3:49pm |
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^^^ i will take th first one
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Posted: 14 October 2004 at 3:53pm |
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Are you referring to the Down to Earth one? |
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Posted: 14 October 2004 at 3:54pm |
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wow man.....prolly 6/10 but man...THINK!!!
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:ShockeR_ratm: wrote:
, etc. especially Cosmopolitan, I get all my info from that mag, even though its a womans mag, there are alot of useful info in there that will help you to get the woman of yer dreams and also help you stay away from those kind of women in yer worst nightmare.