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    Posted: 06 December 2004 at 9:19pm

Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: Its Braille for "suck here".

Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under.

Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch

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those jokes suck

Nobody ever suspects the fun police!
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I saw the name of the post maker and refused to read them.

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dude.....go away
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Originally posted by ChefBoy RD ChefBoy RD wrote:

I saw the name of the post maker and refused to read them.
agreed-me
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Thye dont even make sense..
I need a new Sig...
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Q: Why does -cockakilla99- suck?
A: Because he's a douche.
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The 2 of you who said they werent going to read them, leave. Dont waste your time posting saying your not going to read them, just dont bother. ANd dont be an asshole. Well i got one..

Q: Why did the Polish Navy have all glass botttom boats?
A: So they could see the old Polish Navy.

lol.
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Originally posted by boomstick boomstick wrote:

Q: Why does -cockakilla99- suck?
A: Because he's a douche.

I Agree...

oh, great now he's ganna call me fat agian...
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Originally posted by Sammy Sammy wrote:

The 2 of you who said they werent going to read them, leave. Dont waste your time posting saying your not going to read them, just dont bother. ANd dont be an asshole. Well i got one..

Q: Why did the Polish Navy have all glass botttom boats?
A: So they could see the old Polish Navy.

lol.
We need those smileys with the two thumbs down.-me
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thank you for some support.

why iam i a douche? because I know alot more about paintball than you? sorry, maybe I should just go kill myself, i already got a crap load of stuff going on in my life and i dont need u people to **edited** it up more.
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i thought a few were funny...
   
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Originally posted by Sammy Sammy wrote:

The 2 of you who said they werent going to read them, leave. Dont waste your time posting saying your not going to read them, just dont bother. ANd dont be an asshole. Well i got one..

Q: Why did the Polish Navy have all glass botttom boats?
A: So they could see the old Polish Navy.

lol.


Sammy Your joke sucks more than cocker's

So YOU SUCK MORE!


Edited by Ilovepaintball1


Props to my Dogg BLAND
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Originally posted by -cockerkilla99- -cockerkilla99- wrote:

maybe I should just go kill myself.

DO IT!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Ilovepaintball1 Ilovepaintball1 wrote:

Originally posted by Sammy Sammy wrote:

The 2 of you who said they werent going to read them,
leave. Dont waste your time posting saying your not going to read them,
just dont bother. ANd dont be an asshole. Well i got one..

Q: Why did the Polish Navy have all glass botttom boats?
A: So they could see the old Polish Navy.

lol.


Sammy Your joke sucks more that cocker's

So YOU SUCK MORE!

You need a grammar and spelling lesson.
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Heh, feel the love.

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you need a nice cup of **edited**! -me
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Here you go ilovepaintball1

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^^  Dude, go to hell.-me
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Why do all you guys got to be such as$holes? Excuse me for posting something that I thought were a little funny, damn.
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