funny paintball stories

if have have a funny paintball story, please tell them.   mine.......

a friend and i were walking up a steep long hill, that gets very tiring. my friend decided to rest and lean back against a short but thick tree. now keep in mind, im standing behind him. the tree actually falls completely back. i have to jump out of the way on this steep hill while he tries to keep his balance. we both turned out ok, fortunatley

-mit- wrote: if have have a funny paintball story, please tell them.   mine.......

The only story I can think of is that we were playing on an open field and we decided to play capture the flag. IT was very dark and the only way we knew where the flag was, was by having a glow stick right next to the flag (on a box which is on the ground). Two guys come running up to it from opposite teams and they started shooting each other as they got closer to each other. All of a sudden you see one guy drop about 5 feet from the flag while the other person grabs the flag. We wondered why he just dropped and it turned out that he wasn't wearing some protection so he got hit "where it hurts"

i once won a game by saying "bam bam!my gun was broken but i couldnt let my team down, so i popped out of a bunker after the break out, and said "bam bam!!" The guy came back into his bunker and my guy got the hit!! hehehe

Story time, my favorite game. Rather amusing. Edited for content.

My favorite was an attack and defend game in a WW1 style trench field where I was defending. Tyler (one of my buddies) and my other team mate, who were defending the left hand side of the field, got out very quickly. My other team mate and I were pretty well pinned on the right hand side of the field. Both of us were up on the bluffs, out of the trenches. He was a liitle ways ahead of me looking down on the right half of the field. I was covering the left.

Tyler informed me that "some one MAY be coming down the trenches toward me) Yeah, good ol Tyler. Anyways, I peek out of my bunker and look through the little building that I am supposed to be defending. I can see in one door and out the other. But, my teammate made me turn away from my post to face his issues. When I looked back at the building, I could hear voices coming from it. Whoever was in there was talking to his buddies who were out, standing  out side the field. They could see into the building where their comrade was. I concluded where he was, and he was in the left corner, closest to me. I fired one shot, and it hit the wall across from him. I hear an "OH *poo*!!1! IS HE STILL THERE?/???" I start to laugh. He was screwed! So, he pops out from his hiding spot, and faces me DIRECTLY. I lit his *booty* UP! At least 6 or 7 balls hit around his torso area. Yeah, that was a sweet outage.

Then I got out due to my moronic positioning. Not so sweet.

well the first time i ever went paintballing it was w/my brothers. so we start out and i tell my brother i go straight to a bunker and he goes left . so the ref starts the game and we start getting shot at. this was speed ball so he runs into me and knocks over the bunker because they move so easily. i was behind. we then got our a** lit up it was bad. that same game i was bunkering a kid and my brother shot me in the back like 5 times . this was the same one that ran into me. he is the absolute worst. also that same game i ran into  a big bunker in the middle and my whole team was lit up.

gggggggeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzz its like i wrote my life story.