Funniest thing a teacher has done

What's the funniest thing one of your teachers has done, ON ACCIDENT, on purpose doesn't count...

Just the other day in 4th hour Algebra II, a kid was sleeping. My teacher woke him up and said "You know, me and your dad are like this *puts fingers together*"

"I could have you sent to summer school *in sarcastic tone...*"

Then while backing up, he ran into the overhead projector on one of the wings that flips up, but that isn't the funniest part

When he hit it he just said "Ouch" in the most normal, monotone, voice ever. I'ms orry, you would have to be there to laugh as hard as the class and I did. I'm cracking up just thinking about it.

Yeah, my english teacher called some kid a chicken head... He thought it was like calling him an air head, but like a chicken brain thing, that was hilarious.

Some kid had to explain what it meant to him.

Then another time the same teacher didnt know what "Taking one for the team" was, so someone explained that.

Hilarity insued.

My spanish teacher ripped a fart and tried to pin it on someone else.

The art teacher was fired for smoking marijuana.

lester98c wrote: my english teacher took a note off a kid and put it down her shirt and said want it back now?

she hot?

my old teacher's name was Mr. Schupenis, I cracked up when he wrote it on the board the first day of school. I thought he was just joking around... He claimed it was french and there is a lawn mark over the e but no one believed him.

I'm sorry, this was on purpose but hilarious.

Some kid who thinks he's funny and "badass" said to my English teacher..

"Hey Ms. Rose, I had sex with 3 people this weekend, what'd you do--"

"And then you woke up?"

Everyone did the "OHHH BURNT SERVED"

Hmm i had one Female teacher whos NAME in Maltese (My background language) meant BIG TITS lol.

Oh had one teacher in college remove a studet from the class by picking him up CHAIR and all, because the student would not stop farting LOL.

Not all the teacher but had a student accidently light the croch of his coveralls on fire in welding class and the teacher CALMLY informed the student his **edited**s on fire LOL.

Kinda my fault but played a floor hocky game against the teachers.  I was being nice (im a BIG GUY so i stayed away from checking any body) but one teacher kept putting me into the wall CONSTANTLY.  So i ended up checking him once.  He went flying through and broke the jym storage doors (OOOPPPPSSSS).  Since then i was called freight train in his class.

Well in mehcanics school lots of OPPSYS happen.
 

Teacher called my a "wingnut". I couldnt help but laugh.

VisionIMP wrote: XGhostX wrote: my old teacher's name was Mr. Schupenis, I cracked up when he wrote it on the board the first day of school. I thought he was just joking around... He claimed it was french and there is a lawn mark over the e but no one believed him. Im guessing youre from Newtown, Ct.

What are the odds.