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pxlNICK 
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 Topic: Tiger, Lion attackPosted: 24 June 2005 at 12:56am |
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Boy in critical condition after tiger, lion attack Not only did the poor kid get attacked by one of the tigers, but a lion jumps in for some too. The owner should be punished to the fullest extent of the law, IMO. |
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Posted: 24 June 2005 at 12:58am |
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The kid should have called for Super lions to rescue him.
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Posted: 24 June 2005 at 1:00am |
Heh, didnt 2 lions save some girl the other day? i guess the universe evens itself out. |
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Posted: 24 June 2005 at 1:00am |
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Lions just can't seem what to do First they Protect a little girl then they beat the crap out of a little boy... |
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Posted: 24 June 2005 at 1:00am |
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I urinated on a stick and poked a bear with it at the zoo once, I wanted to get the lion but couldn't find where it was.
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Posted: 24 June 2005 at 1:02am |
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that must have been fun^^^^
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Posted: 24 June 2005 at 1:05am |
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Posted: 24 June 2005 at 1:05am |
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Someone had to have been provoking somewhere between the time the kid got there and the time he left on a stretcher.
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Posted: 24 June 2005 at 1:54am |
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I actually laughed at that. Im a strong believer in Darwinism, if that kid was too stupid to not know leaning over the Tiger/Lion pit is a bad idea, then maybe he isn't smart enough to live. /me waits for hippy. |
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Posted: 24 June 2005 at 2:37am |
Or Thundercats. |
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Posted: 24 June 2005 at 2:39am |
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All they needed was a bear.
Zookeeper: "LIONS, TIGER AND BEARS!" boy: "OH MY" props to anyone who gets that |
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Posted: 24 June 2005 at 8:47am |
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Actually, the dude who had all the animals did have a caged bear, too. I guess he was a comedian. Edited by pxlNICK |
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Posted: 24 June 2005 at 8:51am |
And shame on anybody who doesn't. I read about a 73 year old farmer in Nairobi who was out tending his crops with a machete when a leopard came at him out of the brush. He dropped the machete, grabbed the leopard as it pounced him, ripped out its tongue, and watched it bleed to death, writing in pain on the ground. I hope I'm half that tough at 73. Edit: Found the story. Edited by reifidom |
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Posted: 24 June 2005 at 8:58am |
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I would've busted out some Tarzan moves..
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Posted: 24 June 2005 at 9:08am |
Choopie, cmon, its not that hard, Wizard of Oz. |
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Posted: 24 June 2005 at 9:27am |
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Heh...
This thread is pretty funny. That said, the lions used to scare me at the zoo when I was kid, so I'll skip that. I'm not sure if there were any tigers. I once heard of monkeys throwing poop, but then they closed the monkey house. Giant tortoises are incredibly fun to ride. Elephant-tipping is a lot of fun. They need quite a bit of help to get up. You now know my zoo experiences. |
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Posted: 24 June 2005 at 9:37am |
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w00t wizard of oz. |
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