Tippmann Paintball Homepage
Forum Home Forum Home > News And Views > Thoughts and Opinions
  New Posts New Posts
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Register Register  Login Login

The Onion!
 Post Reply Post Reply
Author
Message
  Topic Search Topic Search  Topic Options Topic Options
Destruction View Drop Down
Platinum Member
Platinum Member
Avatar

Joined: 12 August 2003
Location: Burundi
Status: Offline
Points: 3440 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Destruction Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Topic: The Onion!
    Posted: 29 December 2005 at 5:07pm
Post your favorite Onion headline(s)!

"Five or Six Dudes Jump Out of Nowhere and Just Start Whaling On This One Guy"

"Naive Teacher Believes in Her Students"

"Bully Not So Tough After Being Molested" (if its innapropriate, i'll delete it)

"Area Man Has Naked Lady Fetish"

Edited by Destruction
u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted

Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur.
Back to Top
Cedric View Drop Down
Platinum Member
Platinum Member
Avatar
Unit

Joined: 24 November 2004
Status: Offline
Points: 4240 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Cedric Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 December 2005 at 5:09pm
I don't memorize the headlines, but those are pretty funny.

Back to Top
Hairball!!! View Drop Down
Moderator Group
Moderator Group

Strike #4

Joined: 12 June 2002
Location: Snow (again)
Status: Offline
Points: 6941 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Hairball!!! Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 December 2005 at 5:12pm
I have a page-a-day Onion calender for 2006
Back to Top
Destruction View Drop Down
Platinum Member
Platinum Member
Avatar

Joined: 12 August 2003
Location: Burundi
Status: Offline
Points: 3440 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Destruction Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 December 2005 at 5:25pm
Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:

I don't memorize the headlines, but those are pretty funny.


those are the ones that made me laugh for like 5 minutes straight so they stayed in my head. The pictures helped too.
u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted

Men are from Magmar, women are from Venusaur.
Back to Top
reifidom View Drop Down
Platinum Member
Platinum Member
Avatar
Zatoichi

Joined: 10 June 2002
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 7420 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote reifidom Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 December 2005 at 5:25pm
"Great Toy Ruined By Three Stupid Dead Kids"

Back to Top
Rambino View Drop Down
Platinum Member
Platinum Member
Avatar
I am even less fun in person

Joined: 15 August 2002
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 16593 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Rambino Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 December 2005 at 5:30pm

New Anger-Powered Car May Revolutionize the Way We Drive - The Chevy Tantrum
[IMG]http://i38.tinypic.com/aag8s8.jpg">
Back to Top
reifidom View Drop Down
Platinum Member
Platinum Member
Avatar
Zatoichi

Joined: 10 June 2002
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 7420 		Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote reifidom Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 December 2005 at 5:56pm
Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

New Anger-Powered Car May Revolutionize the Way We Drive - The Chevy Tantrum



The way I cope with traffic would mean I'd never have to buy gas again.

Back to Top
 Post Reply Post Reply
  Share Topic   

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down

Forum Software by Web Wiz Forums® version 12.04
Copyright ©2001-2021 Web Wiz Ltd.

This page was generated in 0.375 seconds.