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    Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:17pm

and for clicking the silly title, you have been granted a free herpetology lesson. There are 7 species of venemous snakes in the US. only 7. all 7 can be found in texas too. and in turn, i almost guarantee you can find all 7 under my shed...

Starting with this:

i found it in my front yard, the cat was messin with it i caught it with my hands, an allen wrench, some cardboard and a small cage. it's an eastern coral snake, for those that live in the north (its primarily southern). it is the most venomous snake found in texas, thusly, in the usa. rattlesnakes cause more deaths however, because they are more aggressive. corals are fairly small, the largest ive seen being 3 ft, and thusly, very timid.

i just find it exciting to be literally 1 foot away from a painful death...

in a way, herpetology is a lost "extreme" sport.

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Red touches yellow, you're a dead fellow.


Take it to some snake place.

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i wonder how many will get the joke...
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I'd hit it.

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you would...
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i'd let it loose in my neighbor's house...i don't like him too much

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it scares me that there are a LOT of little kids on my street, and for some reason, they like our swing in the front yard. it scares me because if one of those kids found it before i did, then there could have been some trouble. i cant let something like this run around the neighborhood, and i like reptiles too much to kill it. im probably going to take it to the science resource center down the road or something...

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It's a pretty bad joke, since everyone knows about that movie now.

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Snakes on a swing
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i get the joke,  SNAKES ON A PLANE
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Originally posted by lester98c lester98c wrote:

i get the joke,  SNAKES ON A PLANE




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and long ;]

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KILL IT! KILL IT!
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wow, ive heard stores of those. it would not be fun to have a little kid get bitten by one of those. and them tempers them things have, sheesh.  would bite almost anything that moves near them
what?
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the temper thing aint exactly true...

they are fast little buggers, but they are kind of shy. theyed run before fight. i was worried a little kid would pick it up, and problems ensue from there...

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Let it bite you and post pics!
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OK!!!

ill get right on that...

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Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

i wonder how many will get the joke...

If they don't they do not spend time on the interwebz
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Ah, sweet death.
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red next to black, friend of jack : red next to yellow, kill a fellow
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