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    Posted: 11 October 2006 at 11:38pm
So i agreed to eat a pine cone for $12, and i need to know, are pine cones even edible? 
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Yes.
Unless it is a toxic pine cone then you can eat it and die.

Expect to have a horrible bloody poop the next day though

Best bet is to grind it up into a powder in a coffee grinder then put it in something and eat it


Edited by 636andy636. - 11 October 2006 at 11:41pm
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Absolutely. I like mine with Peanut Butter.

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I'd be careful on the way out if you eat it hole.
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How big of a pine cone are we talking here?
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Yea, They are edible... I would'nt eat it whole though, grind it up first. Just chewing it will risk small splinters lodging in any number of parts of your body.



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grind it into a powder then mix it into cookie dough then make pine cone cookies. make sure its a very fine powder or else you will regret it. hundreds of slivers in your digestive tract will suck.
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i like the cookie idea, but i think i may substitute brownies.  it can be my own "special blend of brownies" 
oh, the cone will  probably be roughly 2.5 to 3 inches
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Ok, you're a god damn moron, its a frickin stupid ass idea for 12 bucks.

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Have fun with that. Make sure to eat a LOT of fiber afterwards.
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Originally posted by NotDaveEllis NotDaveEllis wrote:

Ok, you're a god damn moron, its a frickin stupid ass idea for 12 bucks.

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I wouldn't worry so much about the eating of the pine cone, it's the passing it out the other end that may, ugh sting 
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They're pretty much a national staple up here. Johnny forgot to mention that. He's young though; his sphincter isn't cone-hardened yet.
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Take it down in one gulp. Don't be a wuss.

Being a fur-trading Canadian lumberjack, I am well accustomed to the ravaging, bloody effects of passing a pine cone.



Edited by Destruction - 12 October 2006 at 12:31am
u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted

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Destruction, I didn't know you're a Canuck.  Where from?
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Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

Destruction, I didn't know you're a Canuck. Where from?


Originally from Yellowknife, but I moved to Calgary when I was 11.
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hey you two!  we were talking about my rectal bleeding here!
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The seeds are, but if your anus is only worth $12 to you by all means eat the whole thing.
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Originally posted by evillepaintball evillepaintball wrote:

hey you two!  we were talking about my rectal bleeding here!


Don't worry. It builds character.
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I'm not really from Canada! LOOL
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