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    Posted: 11 March 2007 at 10:34pm
Having all the coolant covering the outside of your engine doesn't stop the car from over heating


The side of the interstate is quite a dangerous place to be.
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Drive Toyotas.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote choopie911 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 March 2007 at 10:38pm
Originally posted by Hairball!!! Hairball!!! wrote:

Drive Toyotas.
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My lesson for the day was: It's good to have friends in high places...
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Originally posted by Snake6 Snake6 wrote:

My lesson for the day was: It's good to have friends in high places...


Did you tell an NCO off?
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Originally posted by Kristofer Kristofer wrote:

Originally posted by Snake6 Snake6 wrote:

My lesson for the day was: It's good to have friends in high places...


Did you tell an NCO off?

No, that was a lesson from a couple of months ago...

One of our Marines went UA, and happened to know a Lt. Col in St. Louis. So the Lt. Col talked two our DetCMDR so the Marine got put on leave instead of being logged in as UA...
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Originally posted by Snake6 Snake6 wrote:


Originally posted by Kristofer Kristofer wrote:

Originally posted by Snake6 Snake6 wrote:

My lesson for the day was: It's good to have friends in high places...


Did you tell an NCO off?
No, that was a lesson from a couple of months ago...One of our Marines went UA, and happened to know a Lt. Col in St. Louis. So the Lt. Col talked two our DetCMDR so the Marine got put on leave instead of being logged in as UA...


Thats crap.
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My lesson of the day was:don't hang up on your mom.
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Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:


The side of the interstate is quite a dangerous place to be.


Well lets look at the bright side. You didnt break down in the MIDDLE of the interstate.
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lesson of the day:  being confidant that you got a scholarship doesn't actually mean you got the scholarship.
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Lesson of the day:People who want fast food are generally disgusting...

Seriously, if you work in fast food...you know that hideous freaks don't cook for themselves, they all come to where you work

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Lesson of the day:

When faced with the choice of BBQ Pork or Duck, don't chose one.

Eat both.

"Don't you hate pants?"
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lesson of the day:

Porn stars work in a Cracker Barrel somewhere along the interstate between Columbia MO and Louisville KY.
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Second lesson: If ever in Ohio...Go to the Brunswick Applebees, they are made up of the hottest chicks evvverrr haha...Less lesson, and more advice, but I guarantee you won't regret it

 

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Todays lesson: If Sofia Coppola made it, it probably sucks.
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Lesson of the day: Don't play rugby on an all dirt field.

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Lesson of the day: Grouting blows. 

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Lesson of the day: THIS   IS  

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LOTD: A 64oz mug of coffee an hour before you go into work makes you very productive when you are doing boring physical labor or driving a forklift.

Also, apparently that gets you a promotion.

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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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Lesson of the day: Bending leg while in recovery from a scrape on the knee causes uncontrolable bleeding.
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