Tippmann Paintball Homepage
Forum Home Forum Home > News And Views > Thoughts and Opinions
  New Posts New Posts
  FAQ FAQ  Forum Search   Register Register  Login Login

Skydiving Without a Parachute

 Post Reply Post Reply Page  12>
Author
Message
DeTrevni View Drop Down
Moderator Group
Moderator Group
Avatar
b-YOU-ick. Was that so hard?

Joined: 19 September 2005
Location: Houston, Texas
Status: Offline
Points: 11957
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote DeTrevni Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Topic: Skydiving Without a Parachute
    Posted: 16 May 2008 at 7:49am
So, in reading Ozwarg's future fail of a thread, I was inspired to ponder a comment he made. Something along the lines of if he had some incurable cancer and had like 5 days to live, he would want to jump out of a plane with no parachute.

So I was thinking, what would be your thought process as you were free-falling? Say the same scenario applies. You're going to die in like 5 days, so you jump out of the plane. Why this particular brand of death? Well, you have time to think and reflect on your decision, but it's irreversible.

So what do you imagine you'd think about as you fell to your demise?  
Evil Elvis: "Detrevni is definally like a hillbilly hippy from hell"

Back to Top
paintball437085 View Drop Down
Member
Member


Joined: 09 May 2008
Status: Offline
Points: 278
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote paintball437085 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 May 2008 at 7:53am
i would think that it was well worht jumping out because why live your last 5 days in hell thinking aobut dieing
psn=Xx_DY3_xX
Back to Top
reifidom View Drop Down
Platinum Member
Platinum Member
Avatar
Zatoichi

Joined: 10 June 2002
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 7420
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote reifidom Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 May 2008 at 8:15am
Skydiving, in the first place, is a very different experience from what I'd thought it would be. It doesn't feel like you're falling. Then, normally, the chute opens and it is very quiet. If you're tandem you can speak at a normal level and hear each other. Wind, lots of wind, but otherwise you're just hanging there with a great view.

So the sensation I think would be pretty calming. Once you had decided to die, and it was inevitable, I'd think it would be pretty serene.



Edited by reifidom - 16 May 2008 at 8:23am

Back to Top
Reb Cpl View Drop Down
Moderator Group
Moderator Group
Avatar
Has to say "yes" to "are you a cop?"

Joined: 10 June 2002
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 14210
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Reb Cpl Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 May 2008 at 8:20am
I think it would be my choice because:

A: I always wanted to sky dive.

B: Since I'm going to die anyway, might as well make someone else clean up the mess.
?

Back to Top
impulse! View Drop Down
Gold Member
Gold Member
Avatar
Guested - Repeat Offender

Joined: 05 September 2005
Location: Germany
Status: Offline
Points: 1715
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote impulse! Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 May 2008 at 8:23am
Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:

I think it would be my choice because:

A: I always wanted to sky dive.

B: Since I'm going to die anyway, might as well make someone else clean up the mess.


Selfish bastard.
Back to Top
Jack Carver View Drop Down
Gold Member
Gold Member
Avatar

Joined: 07 February 2006
Status: Offline
Points: 1653
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Jack Carver Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 May 2008 at 8:29am
Speaking of skydiving without a parachute...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDBrdl2sZWs
Back to Top
Reb Cpl View Drop Down
Moderator Group
Moderator Group
Avatar
Has to say "yes" to "are you a cop?"

Joined: 10 June 2002
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 14210
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Reb Cpl Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 May 2008 at 8:33am
Originally posted by impulse! impulse! wrote:

Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:

I think it would be my choice because:

A: I always wanted to sky dive.

B: Since I'm going to die anyway, might as well make someone else clean up the mess.


Selfish bastard.


I've never once denied that accusation.
?

Back to Top
techietaichi View Drop Down
Gold Member
Gold Member
Avatar
Proud American

Joined: 31 August 2002
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1601
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote techietaichi Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 May 2008 at 8:50am
I'd probably say, "Man, why did I do this anyway? I really should've gotten some bootie instead, DOH!"
Back to Top
PaiNTbALLfReNzY View Drop Down
Platinum Member
Platinum Member
Avatar
Arsenal FC Fan

Joined: 07 July 2002
Location: Maryland
Status: Offline
Points: 3807
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote PaiNTbALLfReNzY Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 May 2008 at 9:25am
If I could do it with Patrick Swayze, I would. Also Patrick Swayze would not be wearing a parachute either. That way, I die with purpose.
Back to Top
Mack View Drop Down
Moderator Group
Moderator Group
Avatar
Has no impulse! control

Joined: 13 January 2004
Location: 2nd Circle
Status: Offline
Points: 9906
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Mack Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 May 2008 at 9:28am
My probable thinking from 0.000000001 seconds after I left the plane onwards:

"Bad idea, what the hell was I thinking?"

"I should have at least waited until the 5th day."

"I should aim for a river or lake.*"

"Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap . . . this sucks."



*Not because I think it would lessen the impact sufficiently to ensure survival but because it might prevent the first responders from realizing I wet myself on the way down."
Back to Top
sinisterNorth View Drop Down
Moderator Group
Moderator Group
Avatar
1 strike, language, 10/3

Joined: 30 May 2004
Location: PA
Status: Offline
Points: 10463
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote sinisterNorth Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 May 2008 at 9:29am
I'm sure a lot of regrets would begin to flood my mind, making it a somewhat miserable death despite the serenity as reif mentioned.
Pumpker'd; (V.) When a pump player runs up and shoots you at point blank range because you thought 20bps made you good.
Back to Top
-ProDigY- View Drop Down
Platinum Member
Platinum Member
Avatar
strike 1 4/20 faliure to follow sig rule

Joined: 20 December 2002
Location: Argentina
Status: Offline
Points: 7268
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote -ProDigY- Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 May 2008 at 10:36am
I would jump with a parachute. That way if I decided, "This was the
dumbest idea ever" mid-air I could still back out. It would be a good way of
testing whether or not I was really ready to die.
Back to Top
tippmannfreak View Drop Down
Gold Member
Gold Member

Strike 1 - Inappropriate Post, 1/15

Joined: 29 June 2002
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1044
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tippmannfreak Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 May 2008 at 10:39am
^genius
Back to Top
Reb Cpl View Drop Down
Moderator Group
Moderator Group
Avatar
Has to say "yes" to "are you a cop?"

Joined: 10 June 2002
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 14210
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Reb Cpl Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 May 2008 at 10:59am
Originally posted by -ProDigY- -ProDigY- wrote:

I would jump with a parachute. That way if I decided, "This was the
dumbest idea ever" mid-air I could still back out. It would be a good way of
testing whether or not I was really ready to die.


I don't think I like this idea, because your 'oh crap' mode would kick in, and you'd end up pulling the cord regardless of if you really wanted to bite it or not.
?

Back to Top
-ProDigY- View Drop Down
Platinum Member
Platinum Member
Avatar
strike 1 4/20 faliure to follow sig rule

Joined: 20 December 2002
Location: Argentina
Status: Offline
Points: 7268
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote -ProDigY- Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 May 2008 at 11:02am
I understand what you're saying reb. But I feel like, given the
scenario (five days to live) you'd be pretty in-tune with your 'oh crap' mode.
Back to Top
holysmartone View Drop Down
Gold Member
Gold Member
Avatar
1 strike- language in posted image 6/9

Joined: 07 July 2004
Location: United States
Status: Offline
Points: 1043
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote holysmartone Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 May 2008 at 12:05pm
Id probably point myself downwards, and do what I could to maximize speed. Then Id aim for a crowded street.

Can you imagine walking down the road, and all of a sudden a body slams into the ground 5 feet infront of you at top speed? What a mess.
Back to Top
Skillet42565 View Drop Down
Platinum Member
Platinum Member
Avatar
Strike 1: Taunting Mods on Facebook

Joined: 25 December 2004
Location: Liechtenstein
Status: Offline
Points: 9556
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Skillet42565 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 May 2008 at 12:20pm
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Back to Top
tallen702 View Drop Down
Moderator Group
Moderator Group
Avatar
Hipster before Hipster was cool...

Joined: 10 June 2002
Location: Under Your Bed
Status: Offline
Points: 11860
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote tallen702 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 May 2008 at 12:31pm
You know, the last thing that would go through my mind would probably be the ground.
<Removed overly wide sig. Tsk, you know better.>
Back to Top
agentwhale007 View Drop Down
Moderator Group
Moderator Group
Avatar
Forum's Noam Chomsky

Joined: 20 June 2002
Location: Statesboro, GA
Status: Offline
Points: 12014
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote agentwhale007 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 May 2008 at 12:38pm
Fugu. That is how I am going out.
Back to Top
choopie911 View Drop Down
Moderator Group
Moderator Group
Avatar
Commie Canuck

Joined: 01 June 2003
Location: Canada
Status: Offline
Points: 30773
Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote choopie911 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 May 2008 at 3:34pm
Aim for a nice car, or a sunroof into someones dining room.
Back to Top
 Post Reply Post Reply Page  12>
  Share Topic   

Forum Jump Forum Permissions View Drop Down

Forum Software by Web Wiz Forums® version 12.04
Copyright ©2001-2021 Web Wiz Ltd.

This page was generated in 0.313 seconds.