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Enos Shenk
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Topic: My friends are idiotsPosted: 23 January 2009 at 7:03pm |
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So, about 6 months ago, a good friend of mine whos an active duty veteran currently with the national guard came over. Since hes the only member of the local guard whos actually been to iraq, they had him working on training things. He tells me his commanding officer told him to whip up a couple fake IEDs to be used in training excercises, showing the new guys what to keep an eye out for.
So since Im a total junk packrat, I offered him to take whatever he needed that I had laying around the garage. He rigs up an empty small helium tank with an old dead cell phone, and a pop can filled with dirt and an antenna sticking out of it. He tosses them in his car and leaves, and I never thought anything of it again. Until this happened: http://www.wane.com/dpp/news/Police_destroy_suspicious_devices Yes, that is my friends old apartment. Turns out the idiot never took the fake IEDs to the guard armory, he just left them laying around his apartment. And then when he moved out, he forgot about them and left them behind... Last I saw him was a week or so ago, when he got email telling him he was being deployed again and to start with the whole pre-deployment process. I have no idea when he was scheduled to leave, or if he is over there already, because his cell phone is disconnected, and none of our mutual friends have seen him. Now Im a bit paranoid because I provided the random junk and crap that he used to make these things. So I wonder, would the cops be able to trace where the parts came from, or would they even care? If they did, would I be in any sort of trouble for this? As far as I knew, I was just helping a friend with an assignment from his commanding officer, but who the hell knows nowdays... |
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Posted: 23 January 2009 at 7:07pm |
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I don't see how you could get in trouble if you explained everything. Also, I don't see them tracing it back to you. That would be expensive. Pretty funny though.
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ctchofday
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Posted: 23 January 2009 at 7:08pm |
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you made the news! indirectly...
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Posted: 23 January 2009 at 7:08pm |
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You have been reported to the authorities.
Edited by IMPULS3. - 23 January 2009 at 7:09pm |
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ammolord
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Posted: 23 January 2009 at 7:14pm |
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lol, thats why i dont do stuff for people.
Edited by ammolord - 23 January 2009 at 7:15pm |
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Posted: 23 January 2009 at 7:16pm |
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not for free anyway..... |
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Bruce Banner
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Posted: 23 January 2009 at 7:28pm |
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That. Is. AWESOME!
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Posted: 23 January 2009 at 7:38pm |
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You have a good alibi, and proof of other things you've worked on that aren't (completely) terrorist related. I think you'd be ok if they found you, as long as your police are somewhat competent and trustworthy
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Bruce Banner
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Posted: 23 January 2009 at 7:39pm |
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Besides, they are closing Gitmo, so the worst that could happen is a cell-mate named Bubba who thinks you have a purdy mouth.
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Posted: 23 January 2009 at 9:18pm |
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That's amazing.
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Que pasa?
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Posted: 23 January 2009 at 9:27pm |
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I don't think you should be worried. You should probably go to the police with your story.
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ammolord
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Posted: 23 January 2009 at 9:28pm |
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well played.
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Posted: 23 January 2009 at 10:22pm |
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Haha, thats great.
I dont think anything will happen unless someone is trying to make themselves look good. Most thatll happen would probably be a call asking about the cell phone.
I would laugh, someone comes to your house and asks why your fingerprints are all over the stuff its made of.
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Posted: 23 January 2009 at 10:37pm |
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lol, dont ask if they found the rest of em.
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Posted: 24 January 2009 at 1:11am |
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Bravo.
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Posted: 24 January 2009 at 4:08am |
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AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh dammit, that's friggin' awesome. Too bad the bomb squad didn't blow them in place. ![]() |
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Posted: 24 January 2009 at 6:28am |
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Lmao.
I love how they have to instill fear into the people, anyway. "Police believe that had the first device been real and detonated, it would have blown out the windows and doors of that particular apartment." OMG! |
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Posted: 24 January 2009 at 7:10am |
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Yeah, I'd go to the authorities if I were you on this one. They probably can't trace anything back to you, but at the very least, get the word out that these things weren't done up by someone looking to cause any trouble.
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Posted: 24 January 2009 at 8:38am |
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Wonder who the missed call was.
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Posted: 24 January 2009 at 9:18am |
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if they found your prints and they have your prints on file they could find it or track the cell to the last known user. also im sure higher powers are going to be looking into this(ATF or FBI).
i would contact the friend and get him to contact his CO and get something in writing about how he was asked to do this. once he has that in hand i would talk to a lawyer. |
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