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Ceesman762 
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 Topic: Rant about Jehovah's witnessesPosted: 02 December 2009 at 12:46pm |
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Why do you insist home coming to my home on a Saturday morning knowing damn well from LAST Saturday morning I don't want you at my home? I told you the last time, GTFO of my yard. Put a big red X on the map of where I live and stay away! We don't want any of what you are selling!
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High Voltage
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Posted: 02 December 2009 at 12:51pm |
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Next time when you answer the door for them hit them with a proposition. Tell them you'll give their religion a shot if they will give yours a chance. Then identify yourself as a druid and invite them to join you bathing in the blood of a tree. They never returned after I did that.
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Posted: 02 December 2009 at 12:54pm |
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Where the hell does this happen? I have never seen these Mormons going door to door ever in my life.
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Ceesman762
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Posted: 02 December 2009 at 1:07pm |
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weekly here on Long Island...
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Posted: 02 December 2009 at 1:11pm |
I chat with them when I have the time. It's good fun sometimes.
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Posted: 02 December 2009 at 1:28pm |
Its happened in both of the last two cities I've lived in, Jacksonville and Atlanta. They got smarter here, they send moderately attractive teenage girls around to convert everyone.... So you atleast give them a couple seconds to speak before shutting them down. |
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Posted: 02 December 2009 at 1:57pm |
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I get really hot girls where I am from. I still shut the door and pay no attention to them.
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Posted: 02 December 2009 at 1:57pm |
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Ceesman762
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Posted: 02 December 2009 at 2:41pm |
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NO!!! use this Tolgak.
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Posted: 02 December 2009 at 2:53pm |
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We get them once every couple months. Garden hose works well, especially in winter.
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Posted: 02 December 2009 at 3:13pm |
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I've honestly never run into one in my life.
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Ceesman762
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Posted: 02 December 2009 at 3:19pm |
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follow The Guy's advice Pariel, if such a meeting should ever take place.
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Posted: 02 December 2009 at 3:21pm |
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Actually Ceesman I think your advice was infinitely better than Theguy's.
Christ I hate jehovah's witnesses. They knock even when there are no cars in the driveway. |
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Que pasa?
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Posted: 02 December 2009 at 3:42pm |
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<deleted> Edited by Reb Cpl - 02 December 2009 at 6:38pm |
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<just say no to unnecessarily sexualized sigs>
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Ceesman762
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Posted: 02 December 2009 at 3:48pm |
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LOL! Carl made a funny.
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Posted: 02 December 2009 at 3:50pm |
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Answer the door naked.
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Posted: 02 December 2009 at 4:00pm |
"Oh, I wasn't expecting you! Come on in!" |
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Posted: 02 December 2009 at 4:03pm |
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Giggity.
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Posted: 02 December 2009 at 4:05pm |
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"Are you here for the gang bang?"
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Posted: 02 December 2009 at 4:06pm |
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I haven't had any come to my house in a few months if not longer. They offered to help me around the house if I needed anything done, I declined their offer.
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