Life lesson: Bouncer suck (update with story)

They always win. And the cops will NEVER be on your side.

Copying story to first post for easy finding:
Well what happened was, i was asked to leave the bar for reasons unknown to me, which i did because i didnt want any problems. As i was walking to the parking lot i may have been running my mouth a bit about being asked to leave, but i was leaving and not initiating any physical contact. This one bouncer followed me and was pushing me, i hadnt driven so i was going to walk to my friends apartment. He pushed me off the curb into the parking lot.

Bouncer keeps pushing me and i was asking him why, even though im clearly just walking away, hes still following me. A friend of the bouncer (big, black, beard) picked me up and threw me over his shoulder, i fell from about 5 feet straight onto my neck and back on concrete. Rolled around before being able to get up and called the cops, because that was some serious BS.

Cops talk to me, talk to the bouncer, "watched the security video" which shows me "leaving the bar peacefully and then calling the cops." I asked to see the video and was told no. Cop made fun of my story by saying that a random "kimbo slice lookalike" just picked me up and threw me for no reason. Then they accused me of making this whole thing up. They released me to my friend instead of arresting me, im not sure what i would have been arrested for.

Now my neck and back are seriously screwed up, but hopefully it resolves itself. They asked me if i wanted an ambulance ride and i said no because i didnt want to have to pay for it, and if my back was really messed up i would get myself to the hospital. So i might be taking a trip to see whats wrong, if its more than just some bad bruising.

I think it was just a case of a bouncer being a hot head and picking someone to mess with, and i got the lucky number.

Edited by NiQ-Toto - 27 March 2010 at 8:30pm

fighting stories are so cool.

Cousin is a bouncer, only occasionally these days though.

I would not pick a fight with him, for sure.

Story time?

slackerr26 wrote: yo broskis i was totally wasted last night and fought a bouncer how sweet am i guys?????

NiQ has been here longer than you.

bravecoward wrote: slackerr26 wrote: yo broskis i was totally wasted last night and fought a bouncer how sweet am i guys????? NiQ has been here longer than you.

Not long enough apparently.

Its kind of funny to me that he just picks you up and throws you.

What are you going to do if there are medical bills?  I'm assuming that since the police did nothing, it wouldn't hold up in court for any kind of law suit, if you took that direction.


Edited by Zata - 27 March 2010 at 8:58pm

Dude if i saw it happen and it wasnt me, i would have laughed at my ass for getting picked up and dropped.

My back isnt too terrible, i think its just bruised, im expecting some pain killers over the next few days and well see what happens after that. Really moving around isnt bad, just getting up from sitting/laying and bending over i gotta take it kinda slow.

Sue. Simple, you will win, asshat will learn that he can't mess with anyone he feels like.

Mehs wrote: Sue. Simple, you will win, asshat will learn that he can't mess with anyone he feels like, and then you could possibly have your own bar.

A bouncer told me and a girl tonight that we'd either have to cool it down or leave.

I think that was a compliment.