Stratoaxe's awkward night-Now with more forumyness

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   So last night I went to eat with a buddy in downtown fort worth, and he wanted to drink and asked if I'd DD for him. I said yeah, because I basically never leave the house anymore. 

We wind up at some 18 and over club with some obnoxious dubsteb and a bunch of high schoolers shuffling like morons on the dance foor. Which is fine for me, because shuffling high schoolers = easy girls, so I'm talking to this one barely dressed chick while my buddy downs jager bombs. I'm passing his empty shot glass (the heavy variety, important so bear with me) back in forth in my hand while this girl talks about crap I can't even hear over the music.

To my right, there's a girl gathering shot glasses and taking them back to the bar. Fortunately for me, I talked to this girl on my way into the bar, because what happens next almost got me arrested.

So the music is getting louder and faster, and I'm passing this shot glass back in forth between my hands like a crazy game of pong. Then out of nowhere, barely dressed chick grabs my left hand and wants to read my palm, which would have been find had she warned me and had my shot glass not been in full motion on its way to said palm from the other palm.

Long story short-I nailed the girl who gathers shot glasses in the face with a shot glass. Like, it couldn't have looked more on purpose. Suddenly, several bouncers are making their way over to me, and barely dressed chick has bounced off.

So shot glass chick, now holding her eye, is like DUDE DUBYA TEE ERFFF, and the only response I can come up with is a shrug, and an offer to hug her. It worked, and she told the bouncer to leave me alone.

After the initial scare, however, it was probably the funniest night of my life. 

Carry on.

*edit* After nailing her in the face (with a shot glass), I bought the girl a glass rose and convinced her to come with me to the beach. When we got there, we were surprised by 12 other girls laying around completely naked. At first the girl was taken back by my uncontrolled manliness, but to prove my love to her I traded a pair of AK-47's for matching tats and a boob job. In the end, the night went well.

Edited by stratoaxe - 13 October 2011 at 8:41pm