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    Posted: 15 October 2004 at 2:45pm
So we're going home from school today, and we're behind a bus, ok whatever.

So then we are stopped behind a bus, and an arm comes out the back window, and something shiny comes out and hits by our car. Ok, they're throwing stuff, whatever I can let that one slide.

Now, it happens again, now I'm pissed, you do not **edited** with another mans automobile!

So then I being the passenger, get out of the car, walk up into the bus and calmly tell the bus driver that his kids are throwing quarters and stuff at our car and its total bull**edited**.

So then the busdriver gets crazy mad and storms to the back of the bus. With his back turn I decide its best to throw the kids in the back of the bus the middle finger, then walk off.

Then as I'm walking around the bus, I throw them the finger gain.

So tl;dr, I win you middle school **edited**es
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That would leave the score at
Dave: 1 Obnoxious Kids: 0
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Originally posted by -ProDigY- -ProDigY- wrote:

That would leave the score at
Dave: 1 Obnoxious Kids: 0


Dave 3 kids 1

They got him with quarters, giving them 1, then dave told the driver, giving him 1, tying the score, then the two flipping offs gave him two more for a game winning total of 3 points.
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atleast you got some money.
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You know what, Choopie, i've about had it up to here with you!

It was all one event, so one could argue that Dave one the event as a
whole. You simply decided to split the event into three seperate events.

In closing, Lemon-Lime Powerade is kind of gross.

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Oh ya, and the finger both times was the double bird.

Dane Cook style x2

The lady in the car behind us didn't seem to understand, but its ok.
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Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Originally posted by -ProDigY- -ProDigY- wrote:

That would leave the score at
Dave: 1 Obnoxious Kids: 0


Dave 3 kids 1

They got him with quarters, giving them 1, then dave told the driver, giving him 1, tying the score, then the two flipping offs gave him two more for a game winning total of 3 points.
No its actually 4-1. Dave gets a bonus point for keeping his cool and still totally pwning those little **edited**s.
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Now wait just a minute....
If we're bringing bonus points into the equation then Dave gets mad
bonus points just for being so damn hot.

That would bump the score up to like
Dave: 10,000,020   Kids: 0

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No, you are all wrong.

Since you are including both of Dave's seperate actions of flipping the bird, you must include the kids' two seperate actions of throwing change.

So the final score would be: Dave-3, kids-2.

Case closed.



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Originally posted by EYES EYES wrote:

No, you are all wrong.

Since you are including both of Dave's seperate actions of flipping the bird, you must include the kids' two seperate actions of throwing change.

So the final score would be: Dave-3, kids-2.

Case closed.

^The man has a point.

Overall, I still think it should just be...

Dave 1, Kids 0... because it is only one event.

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You should've followed the bus to their house and shoved the quarters down their little necks....
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Originally posted by Roll Tide Roll Tide wrote:

Originally posted by EYES EYES wrote:


No, you are all wrong.


Since you are including both of Dave's seperate actions of flipping the bird, you must include the kids' two seperate actions of throwing change.


So the final score would be: Dave-3, kids-2.


Case closed.



^The man has a point.


Overall, I still think it should just be...


Dave 1, Kids 0... because it is only one event.



So a whole football game is settled with one point. The altercation that took place in the vicinity of the bus was multiple actions, one event. The total would be, as previously stated, Dave 4, extra point for style and stealth, and kids 2, for two succesful hits.
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I wouldnt mind havin kids throwin their quarters at me and who in their right mind would not accept "free money" from senseless brats and you may never know, when you happened to pull up beside a city bus and out of the blue someone tosses out maybe a bag of stash or somethin of real value......would you be angry?
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Hmm, dave won. Anyway, i agree that lemon lime powerade is gross, along with the rest of the flavors of powerade.
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Originally posted by evil_fingers evil_fingers wrote:

I wouldnt mind havin kids throwin their quarters at me and who in their right mind would not accept "free money" from senseless brats and you may never know, when you happened to pull up beside a city bus and out of the blue someone tosses out maybe a bag of stash or somethin of real value......would you be angry?


Umm..If I threw small rocks at your car would you be pissed?

/end hypothetical situation.

Its the principal man, **edited** the money.
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Rocks is another story....throwing away money?
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"This forum does not and will not condone the act of throwing hard objects at people."

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Originally posted by NiQ-Toto NiQ-Toto wrote:

Hmm, dave won. Anyway, i agree that lemon lime powerade is gross, along with the rest of the flavors of powerade.

lemon lime powerade isn't gross. your crazy.


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