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    Posted: 27 October 2004 at 9:32pm
What's the difference between emo kids and ferraris?





I don't have cut up ferrari parts in my basesment.
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people actually like Ferraris.
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Ferrari's get girls.

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Ferrari's are dead shexy

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Ferraris are cool. 360 Modena is awesome.



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Ferrari's aren't worthless.
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ferrari's don't wear girls jeans
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What in everyones definition is an emo kid?  Just curious.
The desire for polyester is just to powerful.
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you're 60% emo... 40% metalcore weirdo...
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2. Emo

Genre of softcore punk music that integrates unenthusiastic melodramatic 17 year olds who dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle.

::sniff sniff:: "The Demise of the Siberian Traintracks of Our Rusty Forgotten Unblemished Love" sounds like it would make a great emo band name. ::cry::


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hhmmm I see it as really just some one who listens to emo music yellow card coheed and cambria ex ex......
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Frozen Balls is on fire tonight... YOU GO BOY!!!!!!!

 

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According to Frozen's definition i am not an emo kid.  Not that im calling myself anything, but anyway yes i listen to hardcore, death metal and some other stuff.  While at the same time i listen to softer things, depending on my mood.
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you most certainly don't listen to hardcore or death metal...

why weren't you at converge tonight at the church?

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AHAHHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA...

wait, still not funny

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Originally posted by the_blade the_blade wrote:

hhmmm I see it as really just some one who listens to emo music yellow card coheed and cambria ex ex......


haha. Yellowcard emo. heh, Yellowcard is just about as emo as New Found Glory (yea, I know the irony--you don't have to point it out). Coheed is worthy, but Yellowcard is too pop-ish to be emo. ya see, to emo kids, pop is evil, and should only exist to make the emo scene more exclusive.

it's a balance, you see... kinda like good and evil
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Originally posted by Glassjaw Glassjaw wrote:

According to Frozen's definition i am not an emo kid.  Not that im
calling myself anything, but anyway yes i listen to hardcore, death
metal and some other stuff.  While at the same time i listen to
softer things, depending on my mood.


What Death Metal bands do you listen to?
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Originally posted by Glassjaw Glassjaw wrote:

According to Frozen's definition i am not an emo kid.  Not that im calling myself anything, but anyway yes i listen to hardcore, death metal and some other stuff.  While at the same time i listen to softer things, depending on my mood.


Hardcore and metal should never be in the same sentence.

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any bands that talk about slitting their wrists... probably emo...

 

cheer up emo kid!!!

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That defenition that Frozen Balls gave reminds me exactly of this one kid at my school and he is indeed an emo kid. Too emo if you ask me.
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