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Dazed
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Topic: With nothing else going on...Posted: 21 December 2004 at 12:26pm |
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...I pose this question to you, the general viewing audience here at the Tippmann Broadcasting Company...
What is your dirty little secret? No life shattering confessions or anything, but what is your embarassing tale that few people/no one knows? Personally, I currently, or have previously, owned nearly every Star Wars fiction published. Including the young Jedi series, and whatever series AnikinII had. Some of that crap was the worse stuff I've ever laid eyes on, but I went back and bought the rest in the series. Oh, and I wet myself in class in the second grade, three days in a row. Thank you, and have a nice day. -(As with all of my posts, I reserve the right to openly bash anyone too stupid to conjugate, use basic spelling or punctuation, or generally use some sort of intelligence, as well as ask them to leave the thread. I would say that you know who you are, but those that would are really too stupid to realize it.)- Edited by Dazed |
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The American
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Posted: 21 December 2004 at 12:32pm |
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I had power ranger underwear once
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DBibeau855
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Posted: 21 December 2004 at 12:36pm |
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2 years ago, i blew up a car, this guy kept threatening me at school, he had like some old impala, so i blew it up, and when my dad was a kid, he set fire to a forest by accident, hes there reason there is a burk shopping center now haha
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BLand
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Posted: 21 December 2004 at 12:36pm |
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^ what? blew up a car?
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Johndcjr1989
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Posted: 21 December 2004 at 12:39pm |
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everyone else is like i had star wars books or i had power ranger panties and this kid is like "i blew up a car"
friggin terrorists... |
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Rockin' the Ironman Intimidator.
The Original Redneck Gangsta |
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Dazed
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Posted: 21 December 2004 at 12:45pm |
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See, Johnwhateveralltherestofthiscrapsays, you're dangerously close to being one of those select few I was talking about in the faux fine print. While the joke is mildly amusing, you distort my thread too much by putting so many empty lines in. It is a modestly humerous delivery, tried and tested, but too enthusiastically done. You've basically made it too much work to see the joke, so it loses what humour it had.
I don't know you, so I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt. Although I've never given out much of a benefit. Edited by Dazed |
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*Stealth*
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Posted: 21 December 2004 at 12:51pm |
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Theguy.... A pink dress, A bucket of Apple Butter Sauce, Big Al....
.....And a large stick. That is all I am going to say. |
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†Sniper†
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Posted: 21 December 2004 at 12:54pm |
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Rectified.
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Dazed
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Posted: 21 December 2004 at 12:56pm |
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Sorry, rectifying now.
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impulse
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Posted: 21 December 2004 at 2:20pm |
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Denautured alcohol, friend, and lighter.
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6,600 posts. I need a lifE
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adrenalinejunky
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Posted: 21 December 2004 at 2:26pm |
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i write poetry.
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impulse
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Posted: 21 December 2004 at 2:26pm |
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Who do you write it too?
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6,600 posts. I need a lifE
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MROD
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Posted: 21 December 2004 at 2:35pm |
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I occasionally look at furry porn.* I wore a Jets hat in a picture once. I used to be utterly obsessed with everything related to Sonic the Hedghog. As a young kid I shoved my sister's head inside a life size, model cannon and beat a kid bloody. I caught my sister chanting to Satan once. I wrote a love poem to a girl once for homework thinking the teacher would not have us read them out loud. I was wrong. Needless to say, she doesn't speak to me anymore. That's all I can think of now. * Just kidding. I'm not that wierd. Edited by MROD |
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I need to find smaller pictures for my profile.
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choopie911
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Posted: 21 December 2004 at 2:39pm |
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Um... I hooked up with my sisters roommate?
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Darur
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Posted: 21 December 2004 at 2:40pm |
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Same. But my embaressing tale . . .well it has to do with Philmont and a Red Roof Inn. ![]() |
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Real Men play Tuba
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jmac3
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Posted: 21 December 2004 at 2:40pm |
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I so would have been like "OH MROD I LOVE YOU!!!" Anyway the most embarassing thing I have done is slept. While I was sleeping dirty underwear and catpoop were put on my face. Edited by jmac3 |
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Que pasa?
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MROD
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Posted: 21 December 2004 at 2:48pm |
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Hard to tell if that was sarcasm or not. If it was, it was good. |
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I need to find smaller pictures for my profile.
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adrenalinejunky
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Posted: 21 December 2004 at 2:55pm |
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i've only actually written 1 or 2 poems to a specific person. |
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oreomann33
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Posted: 21 December 2004 at 2:56pm |
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i called my teacher mom in the 1st grade.
I think no coming out of the closet should be a rule too dazed. |
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Bango
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Posted: 21 December 2004 at 3:08pm |
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Wet myself just about everyday in 2nd grade. Once in first grade. The teacher brought me to the front of the class and made an example of me. Then I had to go to the nurse and wear some dirty-ass sweat pants they gave me.
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