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    Posted: 29 January 2005 at 6:14pm
 im goin to bye my g/f a tippmann for vday so when i piss her off she can just shot my A$$ and save the fight

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All successful relationships are based around violence.

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Just buy her a hammer. Heck of a lot cheaper, better results.

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pee in a jar and give it to her....chicks dig jars

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No, but her a hummer.  But also buy a gift card for 1,000,000 gallons of gas, maybe it'll last a year.
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 but also  i could get a hicki and if her mom ask about it ide just as its a paintball welt. shed never know
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Originally posted by Paint_man Paint_man wrote:

 but also  i could get a hicki and if her mom ask about it ide just as its a paintball welt. shed never know


Decode please.

How about, don't make her mad?  Thats what I generally try to do.
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Yeah, let her shoot you. Some people find that kinky.

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Yeah, Tippmanns just scream romance.
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Originally posted by Paint_man Paint_man wrote:

 im goin to bye my g/f a tippmann for vday so when i piss her off she can just shot my A$$ and save the fight

Originally posted by Paint_man Paint_man wrote:

but also  i could get a hicki and if her mom ask about it ide just as its a paintball welt. shed never know

Tippmann should get a spell checker.
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Hey.. a paintball gun would be an awesome gift!  And no, usually we girls won't shoot people when we get angry.. cause I know in my case I might not stop. lol.
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A paintball gun eh, if she doesnt like you can always give it to me.



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I'd spend 180 on 'make-up' jewelry instead
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Originally posted by BLand BLand wrote:

I'd spend 180 on 'make-up' jewelry instead

That's insane!  i'd rather have somethign more practical like a better mask for paintball then stuff i'm never going to wear or make up that'll just be thrown in a box with others and again, never worn.

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Originally posted by MetallicaESPa5 MetallicaESPa5 wrote:

Yeah, let her shoot you. Some people find that kinky.

i find that

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Originally posted by WGP guy WGP guy wrote:

Originally posted by Paint_man Paint_man wrote:

 but also  i could get a hicki and if her mom ask about it ide just as its a paintball welt. shed never know


Decode please.

How about, don't make her mad?  Thats what I generally try to do.


Don't worry I'm back to decode.

He was trying to say :   Maybe I could give her a hickey, and pass it off as a paintball welt to her mother because she would never know.

Thank you....

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Originally posted by tippy_182 tippy_182 wrote:

Originally posted by WGP guy WGP guy wrote:

Originally posted by Paint_man Paint_man wrote:

 but also  i could get a hicki and if her mom ask about it ide just as its a paintball welt. shed never know


Decode please.

How about, don't make her mad?  Thats what I generally try to do.


Don't worry I'm back to decode.

He was trying to say :   Maybe I could give her a hickey, and pass it off as a paintball welt to her mother because she would never know.

Thank you....


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Originally posted by Darur Darur wrote:

Originally posted by tippy_182 tippy_182 wrote:

Originally posted by WGP guy WGP guy wrote:

Originally posted by Paint_man Paint_man wrote:

 but also  i could get a hicki and if her mom ask about it ide just as its a paintball welt. shed never know


Decode please.

How about, don't make her mad?  Thats what I generally try to do.


Don't worry I'm back to decode.

He was trying to say :   Maybe I could give her a hickey, and pass it off as a paintball welt to her mother because she would never know.

Thank you....


Just when I found the decoder ring in my CrackerJacks box!




I should do something like the batty signal but with the!!!!........

DECODE SIGNAL


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Originally posted by tippy_182 tippy_182 wrote:

Originally posted by Darur Darur wrote:

Originally posted by tippy_182 tippy_182 wrote:

Originally posted by WGP guy WGP guy wrote:

Originally posted by Paint_man Paint_man wrote:

 but also  i could get a hicki and if her mom ask about it ide just as its a paintball welt. shed never know


Decode please.

How about, don't make her mad?  Thats what I generally try to do.


Don't worry I'm back to decode.

He was trying to say :   Maybe I could give her a hickey, and pass it off as a paintball welt to her mother because she would never know.

Thank you....


Just when I found the decoder ring in my CrackerJacks box!




I should do something like the batty signal but with the!!!!........

DECODE SIGNAL


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Alright, I have now found my forum job.....

I've gotta go put it in my sig.

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