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    Posted: 02 March 2005 at 10:44pm
I'm so good at paintball it's not even funny.  My gun has a 20oz. nitro tank, a 600 ball backback hopper with warp feed, an 18 inch barrel, a double triger, and other stuff and well that's enough about my gun how about me? I felt so good today that I have to tell about me.  There was this one time I shot this guy about 20 times! That's right 20 times before he even saw me.  Man that was so tight!LOL So that's all I have to tell you today and oh yea I'm the paintballer with the blue dragon on the back of my shirt, so if any of you see that blue dragon you might as well give up.Wink
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no trust me you deffinatly suck

and no one likes you

especially me

and your mom

and the ladies.....
So, What button draws my gun?
Oh we dont get guns, were ninjas, we get "zappers"
Wtfs a zapper? Why did we choose ninjas if we dont get guns?
Because everyones afraid of ninjas, even black people.
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Wow... just... wow...

Get a life dude...

And I agree with GunSamurai, no one likes you...
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especially his mom right?
So, What button draws my gun?
Oh we dont get guns, were ninjas, we get "zappers"
Wtfs a zapper? Why did we choose ninjas if we dont get guns?
Because everyones afraid of ninjas, even black people.
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I'm afraid.

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Originally posted by GunSamurai GunSamurai wrote:

no trust me you deffinatly suck

and no one likes you

especially me

and your mom

and the ladies.....




I just know these things.
So, What button draws my gun?
Oh we dont get guns, were ninjas, we get "zappers"
Wtfs a zapper? Why did we choose ninjas if we dont get guns?
Because everyones afraid of ninjas, even black people.
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Haha, backpack hopper. Too bad when you walk or run, they all bounce around loosely and break (it's been proven!). So I guess you were the loser shooting all that soup?
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ITS TRUE HE SHOT ME 20 TIMES IN THE NECK!! I DONT REMEMBER MUCH BECUASE OF THE PAIN AND LACK OF OXYGEN BUT ONCE I GOT OUT OF INTENZIVE CARE I WAS ALRIGHT!! LOLZORS YOU GUYS SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM HIM, HE IS THE BEST!!
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Originally posted by GunSamurai GunSamurai wrote:

no trust me you deffinatly suck

Check my thread in the Great guns thread for Timmy tech help or PM me
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Originally posted by Da Best Da Best wrote:

My gun has a 20oz. nitro tank.


lol

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O look another fool trying to be annoying, I wonder how long before he's guested
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Originally posted by reifidom reifidom wrote:

Originally posted by Da Best Da Best wrote:

My gun has a 20oz. nitro tank.


lol


LMAO.
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 Well from what you've said you really sound like a poser, and I seriously doubt that you are the best, or else you would be on paintball tv. From the way you talk I could beat you.
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Originally posted by Da Best Da Best wrote:

I'm so good at paintball it's not even funny.  My gun has a 20oz. nitro tank, a 600 ball backback hopper with warp feed, an 18 inch barrel, a double triger, and other stuff and well that's enough about my gun how about me? I felt so good today that I have to tell about me.  There was this one time I shot this guy about 20 times! That's right 20 times before he even saw me.  Man that was so tight!LOL So that's all I have to tell you today and oh yea I'm the paintballer with the blue dragon on the back of my shirt, so if any of you see that blue dragon you might as well give up.Wink

Well, I think this calls for a McFlaming.  For simplification purposes I highlighted in red the specific areas I plan to make fun of.  I will try to use simple words in case Da Best comes back and reads this.

  1. He has a 20oz nitro tank-I always thought CO2 was measured in oz and nitro was measured in PSI.
  2. What is this "backback" hopper he speaks of?
    • I bet he does a great Arnold Schwarzenegger impression on the field:  "I'll be back, way back, at the other side of the field...where you can't hit me...'cause I'm a little sissy-chicken."
    • I doubt that someone that can't spell backpack properly could make/modify one that worked as a hopper.
  3. I don't know what a "double-triger" is, but I want one!
  4. Why 20 shots, his opponent was out after one.  Maybe because it was his only elimination ever and he wanted to really enjoy it.  I can hear the stories now:  "Hey everyone, I got 20 hits today! I'm so special."
  5. Finally, and my personal favorite:  If I see the blue dragon on the back of his shirt, I'm not going to surrender.  Seeing the dragon means I'm behind him and he's about to leave the field.
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Originally posted by Da Best Da Best wrote:

I'm so good at paintball it's not even funny.  My gun has a 20oz. nitro tank, a 600 ball backback hopper with warp feed, an 18 inch barrel, a double triger, and other stuff and well that's enough about my gun how about me? I felt so good today that I have to tell about me.  There was this one time I shot this guy about 20 times! That's right 20 times before he even saw me.  Man that was so tight!LOL So that's all I have to tell you today and oh yea I'm the paintballer with the blue dragon on the back of my shirt, so if any of you see that blue dragon you might as well give up.Wink

This is so stupid I feel I HAVE to quote it...Stupidity is highlighted in red...yeah thats right EVERYTHING u said was utterly ignorant. Not_an_attempt_to_flame.

 



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I for one welcome our new retarded paintball overlord

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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This thread is rated R for:

My message for Da best

My final comment: Da best I would pwn you.

 

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this is wuts wrong with the forum. BTW da best, one on one any day, tell me when ur in NJ and im shoot u 40 times.
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